Has anyone ever met an escort that is perfect girlfriend type

[hermanmunster]

No is my answer - but I'd be interested if there are any girls nice enough that we would look at the twice out on the street.

The best combination I can make from those think I've encountered is :

Looks : External Link/Members Only (but definitely not her attitude), and
Attitude : External Link/Members Only

[Waterhouse]

Yes.

[The Film Director]

 

[Moby Dick]

WTF

[EnglishRebecca121]

wow these threads today 

gfe is ment to make u think like this!!  secretly we are all crazy nuts and only want your money !

[hermanmunster]

wow these threads today 

gfe is ment to make u think like this!!  secretly we are all crazy nuts and only want your money !

It was an intentionally idiotic question to create a bit of banter/amusement (and some ridicule).

[Moby Dick]

No is my answer - but I'd be interested if there are any girls nice enough that we would look at the twice out on the street.

The best combination I can make from those think I've encountered is :

Looks : External Link/Members Only (but definitely not her attitude), and
Attitude : External Link/Members Only

There are plenty of nice looking working girls.
I have never met one that I seriously thought could be a girlfriend.
On the other hand I have noticed several FAF lasses, taken more than two looks, and thought I wonder is she is on AW?

[daviemac]

It was an intentionally idiotic question to create a bit of banter/amusement (and some ridicule).

So it isn't punting related then? Just a sly way of touting perhaps.   

[hermanmunster]

So it isn't punting related then? Just a sly way of touting perhaps.   

I note your concern - but touting for retired ladies would be such a waste of time.

[daviemac]

I note your concern - but touting for retired ladies would be such a waste of time.

The agencies no longer operate either then.   

[James999]

Looks like a Tout, Smells like a Tout....... therefore it is a Tout 

[daviemac]

I note your concern - but touting for retired ladies would be such a waste of time.

Did you really think I wouldn't check.   

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And the other one's page is still live.

Not very retired are they, now tell me you aren't touting.   

[finn5555]

No hooker makes a perfect girlfriend as noted elsewhere they are all damaged goods 

[finn5555]

I note your concern - but touting for retired ladies would be such a waste of time.

Really 

[Jonestown]

Anna's Angels evolved from Supreme69 and in their day, a dozen years ago, they were good agencies, now I think AA is just a Diva rebrand. Any escort that is happy to give you a blow job is the perfect girlfriend type.

[Fuzzyduck]

This is one of the most fucking idiotic questions I've seen for a while. Tout, possibly. Troll, certainly.

[AnthG]

No is my answer - but I'd be interested if there are any girls nice enough that we would look at the twice out on the street.

Instead of just naming people. It could be fun to have a go at describing what would fit the perfect girlfriend type.

For me, love of 80s movies, and of computer hardware. Wears glasses, is geeky as hell, but with looks and a body like off an American movie of an actress playing a geeky girl. Never stops talking no matter what. Doesn't smoke or take drugs. And her idea of a fun time is watching a movie as opposed to going out and getting wasted in a nightclub.

And unfortunately its pretty hard to find that type in the escorting world.

So in answer to your question, no I haven't met the perfect girlfriend type.

[Jonestown]

Instead of just naming people. It could be fun to have a go at describing what would fit the perfect girlfriend type.

No it wouldn't, it would be utterly pointless, and completely out of step with the ethos of this forum.

[Waterhouse]

Instead of just naming people. It could be fun to have a go at describing what would fit the perfect girlfriend type.

For me, love of 80s movies, and of computer hardware. Wears glasses, is geeky as hell, but with looks and a body like off an American movie of an actress playing a geeky girl. Never stops talking no matter what. Doesn't smoke or take drugs. And her idea of a fun time is watching a movie as opposed to going out and getting wasted in a nightclub.

And unfortunately its pretty hard to find that type in the escorting world.

So in answer to your question, no I haven't met the perfect girlfriend type.

You'd make a lovely couple   


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[daviemac]

I note your concern - but touting for retired ladies would be such a waste of time.

Care to answer the first part of my post, how is this punting related.   

[hermanmunster]

Perhaps it isn't that relevant. Just creating some conversation.

[finn5555]

Perhaps it isn't that relevant. Just creating some conversation.

Lame excuse you tout   

[daviemac]

Perhaps it isn't that relevant. Just creating some conversation.

Have you read the rules      especially #20
Off-Topic Posting
Posts must be relevant to punting. No off-topic chat.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

[LLPunting]

Anna's Angels evolved from Supreme69 and in their day, a dozen years ago, they were good agencies, now I think AA is just a Diva rebrand. Any escort that is happy to give you a blow job is the perfect girlfriend type.

If all one requires of a GF is OW(O) then no wonder so many cheat.
A GFE regardless of origin must deliver; DFK; Cuddles; Spooning irrespective of how horrible I've been; Fondling; Fingering; A(-play); Rimming; DT; OWO; CIM/Swallow; super enthusiastic fucking slow and fast; Horny in the rain; Gagging in the Sun; Rampant in the Fall; Irresistibly irrepressibly game in Spring; Loves to act up in lingerie (that she buys herself);  Hungers for food play; Can't sleep without RO;  Needs servicing come the flow.

Have yet to find the SP who delivers this true GFE.

[Jeremy]

gfe is ment to make u think like this!!  secretly we are all crazy nuts and only want your money !

I wish more WGs put this on their profile.

[Jeremy]

If all one requires of a GF is OW(O) then no wonder so many cheat.
A GFE regardless of origin must deliver; DFK; Cuddles; Spooning irrespective of how horrible I've been; Fondling; Fingering; A(-play); Rimming; DT; OWO; CIM/Swallow; super enthusiastic fucking slow and fast; Horny in the rain; Gagging in the Sun; Rampant in the Fall; Irresistibly irrepressibly game in Spring; Loves to act up in lingerie (that she buys herself);  Hungers for food play; Can't sleep without RO;  Needs servicing come the flow.

Have yet to find the SP who delivers this true GFE.

You forgot, doesn't charge a penny.

[freeze44]

Think a number of wg's mistake the GFE for the wife experience...shit comms...untidy place...rushed services and dull small talk!!

Met some good ones though! 

[threechilliman]

Never stayed long enough to find out.

[Doc Holliday]

If all one requires of a GF is OW(O) then no wonder so many cheat.
A GFE regardless of origin must deliver; DFK; Cuddles; Spooning irrespective of how horrible I've been; Fondling; Fingering; A(-play); Rimming; DT; OWO; CIM/Swallow; super enthusiastic fucking slow and fast; Horny in the rain; Gagging in the Sun; Rampant in the Fall; Irresistibly irrepressibly game in Spring; Loves to act up in lingerie (that she buys herself);  Hungers for food play; Can't sleep without RO;  Needs servicing come the flow.

Have yet to find the SP who delivers this true GFE.

You sound very high maintenance 

[AnthG]

secretly we are all crazy nuts and only want your money !

Given its relevant to the topic. I feel I can say it here. But I just think you are one of my favourite WGs Rebecca the way you do that no-nonsense stuff like this. 

[LLPunting]

You sound very high maintenance 

Oh darling you don't know the half...

[LLPunting]

You forgot, doesn't charge a penny.

You know that's not true.  Everyone of them costs more than you can truly afford if you still want a house, a car, holidays where you want to go and a set of balls.

[sonyvaio]

If all one requires of a GF is OW(O) then no wonder so many cheat.
A GFE regardless of origin must deliver; DFK; Cuddles; Spooning irrespective of how horrible I've been; Fondling; Fingering; A(-play); Rimming; DT; OWO; CIM/Swallow; super enthusiastic fucking slow and fast; Horny in the rain; Gagging in the Sun; Rampant in the Fall; Irresistibly irrepressibly game in Spring; Loves to act up in lingerie (that she buys herself);  Hungers for food play; Can't sleep without RO;  Needs servicing come the flow.

Have yet to find the SP who delivers this true GFE.

you missed BJ in the morning, oh and one of identical triplets (except for hair colour, blonde, brunette and redhead), who all enjoy your company

[Plan R]

Its AW 
OP       
not eHarmony   

[LLPunting]

you missed BJ in the morning, oh and one of identical triplets (except for hair colour, blonde, brunette and redhead), who all enjoy your company

Now you're just making it impossible! 

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

 must deliver; DFK; Cuddles; Spooning irrespective of how horrible I've been; Fondling; Fingering; A(-play); Rimming; DT; OWO; CIM/Swallow; super enthusiastic fucking slow and fast; Horny in the rain; Gagging in the Sun; Rampant in the Fall; Irresistibly irrepressibly game in Spring; Loves to act up in lingerie (that she buys herself);  Hungers for food play; Can't sleep without RO;  Needs servicing come the flow.

If I ever go on e-Harmony or Match.com, I'm putting this in my must have criteria section, verbatim, in BOLD, and highlighted..( plus morning BJ as standard, obviously)

Cheers LL...

[Happiness]

Its AW 
OP       
not eHarmony   

Exactly 

[Hobbit]

A perfect GFE will lead to EAS. Trust me, you don’t want it!

[OakTree]

Isn’t that a bit of an oxymoron? The perfect girlfriend and being a prostitue? 

[AnthG]

A perfect GFE will lead to EAS. Trust me, you don’t want it!

^^ That's the right answer to this thread. ^^

[Payyourwaymate]

Not sure about perfect GFE but have come across some submissive and sensually calm types. Those girls happened to be very new and we were the in same age range. Very rare  .  Interesting method of touting those girls in your post though  .

[niceguy30!!]

wow these threads today 

gfe is ment to make u think like this!!  secretly we are all crazy nuts and only want your money !

I think you would make good girlfriend material.

[finn5555]

I think you would make good girlfriend material.

 

[scutty brown]

wow these threads today 

gfe is ment to make u think like this!!  secretly we are all crazy nuts and only want your money !

but that applies to real girlfiends as well.....

[magnetico]

This daft thread would have been moved to Off-Topic...

[RogerBoner]

A perfect GFE will lead to EAS. Trust me, you don’t want it!

but that applies to real girlfiends as well.....

Yes 

[Colston36]

No hooker makes a perfect girlfriend as noted elsewhere they are all damaged goods 

They don't have to be on the game to be damaged goods ...

[cunningman]

I find it quite odd that there are replies that appear to focus on looks.  Might help initial attraction but for a long term relationship, I wouldn't prioritise it, personally.

I also wouldn't be quite so entitled as LLP seems to be, just looks like a wanker's wish list.  Hopefully in jest but it does look sad.

I rate 'does not mind (well, puts up with) snoring and farting in bed; decent cook; doesn't like clubbing' and bonus for 'has a job (or at least a vocation)'.

[Charlie Chalk]

gfe is ment to make u think like this!!  secretly we are all crazy nuts and only want your money !

Secretly?!?  

To answer the OP: No. They insist on being paid for the pleasure of my company for an hour, the greedy mares. This puts them outside the friend or girlfriend zones into the escort zone.

[LLPunting]

I find it quite odd that there are replies that appear to focus on looks.  Might help initial attraction but for a long term relationship, I wouldn't prioritise it, personally.

I also wouldn't be quite so entitled as LLP seems to be, just looks like a wanker's wish list.  Hopefully in jest but it does look sad.

I rate 'does not mind (well, puts up with) snoring and farting in bed; decent cook; doesn't like clubbing' and bonus for 'has a job (or at least a vocation)'.

Best check your sense of irony.  Pop another happy pill and roll out the other side of the bed.

BTW OP was asking about "Perfect" so a wanker's wishlist is actually quite apposite despite the irony.