I visited the Phoenix Club twice on a recent trip to Londo, July 09 and July 11 2018. Here are some general thoughts about the club. I'll also post two reviews, one for each day, and try to link them below. I'm new to this site so we'll see how that turns out.
Prior to traveling to London from the USA this time I did a fair amount of research. I noted, for example, that pornstars Linda Lush and Lola Marie had participated in bukkake and gangbang video shoots that recruited amateur men. Unfortunately there were none during my visit, and by that I mean none at all let alone with those two.
I discovered that bareback providers were easy to find via adultwork.com, but most are not Brits, they are (surprise…not) Romanians mostly.
I thought I would try out a soho walkup girl. Checked a few doors, the ones noted on ukpunting as the better ones, and didn’t see anyone I found attractive. I checked on Soho Scarlett reputed to be a young pretty brit who charges a bit more but is well worth it. I was let in by the maid, and asked to wait 5 minutes…but I could tell it would be longer. While sitting she came out to speak to the maid for some reason attempting to hide herself, and while I didn’t see her face, I got a pretty good look at her body. She looked very average if not a bit pudgy, so when she went back in the bedroom I took my leave. She probably has a very young pretty face, but I wasn’t feeling it. I especially was not looking forward to negotiating the piecemeal a la carte pricing where every act (e.g. kissing, touching, etc) is another 10 pound upgrade.
So I decided to try Phoenix Club again. (
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I had been there the previous year when they first opened that location, but it looks like they did enough upgrading to make a difference. But it’s still a pretty basic setup.
First, I’d like to note that I’m not convinced all photos on site are really the girls working. I think some are better looking look-alikes, although it’s hard to be sure because the faces are blurred. Some are definitely the same girls. But some either aren’t, or they are old pictures with different hair color and (notably) thinner bodies.
Second, I’m going to say some things below that are going to sound negative. But on balance I give Phoenix Club a strong recommendation, especially relative to the options available in London. To find anything of the kind but better would probably require leaving the country, and there are only a few of those. I’m most familiar with options in Germany…thus my jaded attitude. But if you can perform with other guys around, and don’t mind double teaming a girl with another guy (*NO* guy-to-guy contact, so no worries there), Phoenix Club is like a small miracle. For about the cost of a good one hour prostitute you can spend 2 hours with 5 girls and probably exhaust your spunk supply for the day. Or at least for an hour, and then another two hour session is available for purchase. (See the site for hours. They are only closed on Sundays and special holidays.)
It’s like the best frat party game of Naked Twister with your slutty sorority sisters ever. Except you don’t have to be young. (The girls are, at least relative to most of the guys.)
A bit about Phoenix Club. The price is 160 pounds for 2 hours of non-stop sex with any or all of 5 girls. It is mildly gangbang-like in that there are 4 beds for 5 girls, and a maximum of 10 guys. So typically girls are either giving head to two guys or, more typically, fucking one guy and blowing another at the same time. This holds to form for about the first hour. In the second hour some guys, feeling sated, will leave early or just sit it out in the snack room. So if what you really want is one-on-one my suggestion would be to enjoy the first hour as best you can, and then really get down to business in the second hour.
Phoenix Club is run with an almost Germanic efficiency. You are expected to show up no sooner than 15 minutes before starting time. The actual action starts exactly on the hour, and continues right up to, but never beyond, two hours later. There is a shared dressing room where everyone hangs their clothes. (I always have the paranoid thought that someone might walk off with my clothes just to be cruel. I have no idea what would happen in such a situation.) Everyone puts their valuables (wallet, phone, etc.) in a separate numbered ziplock bag. At the end you tell them your number, and they give you your bag. (Again my paranoid mind wonders whether some guy might leave nothing of value in his own bag, scope people out as they put their own valuables away, and then ask for their number instead of their own as they leave early.) In any case they keep the bags “behind the desk” and return them when you are ready to leave.
In practice, as far as I know, they’ve had none of my imagined potential problems. But I still prefer the German FKK system where everyone gets their own locked locker with a unique key on a wristband.
Upon arrival everyone takes a shower and is issued a towel and robe that have a colored stripe that matches. On my first visit I chose the yellow stripe, and on the second visit I chose an orange stripe. Oddly, the plastic bags also have color stripes, but there is no attempt to match them. Everyone just remembers their number. But if they did, then they would have a visual check that would prevent a bag going to or being claimed by the wrong guy. IE the guy with the blue stripe on his robe would get the bag with a blue stripe. Etc. There is just one bathroom with a toilet, shower, and sink. It would be nicer if they had a separate 1/2 bath with just a toilet.
A couple minutes before the start of the “party” you get the run down. Condoms are used for all penetrative sex. Condom use or not for oral sex is by mutual agreement. I noted most guys wanted condoms for oral sex. The default seems to be to assume you want to use one. But only one girl out of the 10 I saw on this trip didn’t want to do a BBBJ. (See following.) I was asked by more than one girl to not come in her mouth. However, on the second day I witnessed one girl encourage a guy to CIM. Maybe he was having trouble and she wanted to make sure he came. Or maybe she liked him. Not sure, but I believe it’s not typical.
Along with he bathroom there are 2 bedroom/partyrooms, one with one bed, and a larger one with three. This means that at any given time one bed is likely to have two girls…and 2 to 4 guys…using it. There is also a room with light snacks and orange juice and water.
I can never remember the blow-by-blow (so to speak) details of my visits to clubs like this. Each encounter is more like the others than not. Typically you get oral sex while the girl fucks one guy, and then you become the guy doing the fucking while a third guy steps in for oral sex. And the rotation continues. Most of the girls are not Brits, and in fact I’m not sure if there are any Brits at all. I’ve noted there are basically three kinds of girls at the Phoenix Club.
(1) The processor(s). These are typically women who have worked there for some time, have a reasonably high energy level, and will get guys off in an efficient and energetic, passably friendly, but somewhat uninspired way. For better or worse, these are the women who are the real engines of the Phoenix machine. They are often the ones with tattoos, piercings, fake boobs, and better than average looks. They don’t, for the most part, actually enjoy the sex, but they don’t mind it either. It’s a job after all. Danger of turn-off I’ve experienced: overacting.
(2) The bored-simpatico(s). These are typically women who have also worked there for some time, but have a lower energy level, and will therefore get guys off in a slower manner. Sometimes that is mistaken for actual caring, and sometimes there is actual caring, but there is also boredom. These are often plainer, more ethnic, often Latina (or sometimes Roma) women. They don’t, for the most part, actually enjoy the sex, but because they aren’t in a hurry they might appreciate some accompanying affection. It’s a job, after all, but there’s nothing that says you can’t find some comfort even at work. Danger of turn-off I’ve experienced: visibly bored.
(3) The newbie(s). These are women who have just started working in a group sex environment. They typically have done sex work previously on a one-to-one basis, but this might also be their first job as a sex worker. Because they are not yet jaded, they are not yet bored. In addition, they will typically lack the take-charge attitude of a processor, or the routinized expectations of a bored-simpatico. So you can often get their undivided attention, and they will exhibit more flexibility, and may actually care about you and your pleasure as an individual person rather than a random customer like all the rest. They may even enjoy the sex, if they can get over any remaining nervousness and self-consciousness.
I'll try to now post 2 reviews, one for each day, in the review section. Newbie fingers crossed...
