Escorts commenting on your cock size

[Stiltskin]

Who cares what length it is when you're sunk to the nuts? If you can't get it in that far, then that sucks for you.

[Drayki]

You’ll find most whores will tell you what you want to hear, as an op on here has said, once they’ve got your coin, but most whores are lying fuckers anyway 

[MrArmagh]

ive had this a few times, I'm not tiny but I think I'm smaller than average, I just wish they didn't do it or at least said its big etc. maybe not massive but comment that's a nice size it would fit well or something I don't know, rather than ohh small penis.

[Kingy28]

I've heard it plenty of times from whores that I've got a big dick & as stated previously, i haven't had the same consistent reaction from civvies. Perhaps civvies are a bit more reluctant to bring up cock sizes as it might make them look like a bit of a slut 
I'm sure my cock gets bigger the more fatter my wallet becomes 

[Anadin]

I've heard it many times and while it's a nice compliment half the time the other half, it's not said positively and used as a limiting factor in the punt, so yeah maybe they're not lying but it's a double edged sword. Sure  you get to feel good about a supposedly nice sized penis but its also one some WGs refuse to deal with, oh and they'll only tell you this after they've taken your money.

[Rochelle]

I've heard it many times and while it's a nice compliment half the time the other half, it's not said positively and used as a limiting factor in the punt, so yeah maybe they're not lying but it's a double edged sword. Sure  you get to feel good about a supposedly nice sized penis but its also one some WGs refuse to deal with, oh and they'll only tell you this after they've taken your money.

Well obviously, usually you don't strip until after getting the money out of the way.
If they see it and decide they can't then yes, they should tell you and return the fee. Usually it's not as simple as looking and deciding. It can depend on the guy. I've been in the situation where I had to stop because he was very big, and he just didn't have a bloody clue, so it was painful and wasn't going to happen. I've also had no problem with other guys who were big.

[mikexxlong]

If you’re not blowing your own trumpet then it can’t be that big 

well i didn't want to sound like i was bragging   


 

[DastardlyDick]

or was it----- 'is it in yet'   

Or, 'OK, that's enough foreplay'

[einzwei23]

Mine is just alright, maybe? Never had any escorts say anything about it other than the ones pretending it's massive.
Bora, however, told me a couple of times that it's "definitely bigger than last time" when she met me the 2nd time. Which is nice.

[GreyDave]

  When a WG goes on about last guy was sooo big 8-9 inchers ect I ask can I pay by inch? 

Cause I am less than a third (not turd  )  of that at just over 3 1/4 on a good day 

I have only ever got a refund once from a Lady at Curves unlimited Bushey , when after popping bloody quickly twice in half hour

I was not up to an hour with her those days are gone

[Ali Katt]

I call mine 'Ronseal'.

Because it's no longer worth advertising?

[Ali Katt]

I've heard it plenty of times from whores that I've got a big dick & as stated previously, i haven't had the same consistent reaction from civvies. Perhaps civvies are a bit more reluctant to bring up cock sizes as it might make them look like a bit of a slut
I'm sure my cock gets bigger the more fatter my wallet becomes 

Yes and no I can draw the inner slut out of them because I'm a dirty fucker. Not always, like I've said elsewhere sometimes I appear virginal other times my sexuality is like a fucking belisha beacon and girls pick up on it.

[Anadin]

Well obviously, usually you don't strip until after getting the money out of the way.
If they see it and decide they can't then yes, they should tell you and return the fee. Usually it's not as simple as looking and deciding. It can depend on the guy. I've been in the situation where I had to stop because he was very big, and he just didn't have a bloody clue, so it was painful and wasn't going to happen. I've also had no problem with other guys who were big.

Yeah right as if they're ever gonna return the money when they can just refuse certain positions or use various tricks to limit penetration. A few WGs openly say they don't like larger dicks and although I don't really think I have one, it's a good indication to give them a miss.

[Sticky]

Because it's no longer worth advertising?

Because it comes in different colours and you can never get rid of it.

[Ali Katt]

Yeah right as if they're ever gonna return the money when they can just refuse certain positions or use various tricks to limit penetration. A few WGs openly say they don't like larger dicks and although I don't really think I have one, it's a good indication to give them a miss.

Yep I mentioned this earlier on the thread. Never been refunded, but as I've said I'm not scary big, likewise I've wanted a refund when I've cum after three minutes, but I've never had the brassneck to ask for a refund as that would be fucking insulting.

[Ali Katt]

Because it comes in different colours and you can never get rid of it.

There's a refugee joke in that, but I'm not going to go there.

[headlessChicken]

But the question is why do WGs bother saying average sized tallywhackers are big if they know it’s BS and we know it’s BS is it to make conversation?

[Ali Katt]

But the question is why do WGs bother saying average sized tallywhackers are big if they know it’s BS and we know it’s BS is it to make conversation?

As I've said they are telling you what they think you want to hear. We all know of punters who tell an escort disingenuously she is "so beautiful" as soon as they open the door as they think they will get better service, I think they are doing the equivalent of begging for scraps.

[OakTree]

But the question is why do WGs bother saying average sized tallywhackers are big if they know it’s BS and we know it’s BS is it to make conversation?

It’s punting. The punter is fantasising he’s fucking like a pornstar, the WG is pretending you are.

Everything about punting is unreal. Twenty nine means nearly forty and "My god that’s a massive cock, I’ll never get that in me", means you’re decidedly average and she’s probably on the blob. 

[Ali Katt]

It’s punting. The punter is fantasising he’s fucking like a pornstar, the WG is pretending you are.

Everything about punting is unreal. Twenty nine means nearly forty and "My god that’s a massive cock, I’ll never get that in me", means you’re decidedly average and she’s probably on the blob. 

And worst of all, a rainbow kiss is never offered.

[ianchar14]

Yeah im sure they are just complimenting it because you are paying. Well not always, but im 99% sure they are doing that with mine lol

[somethingrandom]

That's a wife experience.

That's fine with me   

[GreyDave]

+1. Even worse when they actually invite you to fuck 'em up the arse. I recall one encouraging me to 'do my worst' after she'd unlocked the gates to the yard at the back. And another who, once I had my cock in her arse, passed me a dildo and asked me to stick it in her fanny......
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GreyDave  below
+ I dont like playing the one up game but ( since Ive had one up myself on a few occasions .... I did get that experaiance 2 but she first stuck a butt plugg up me asked me to backdoor her then proceded to bring her self off with  large size rabbit.....Lisaff what a WG ...John Terry`s mum  some times being on the right side of a 3 1/2 incher has its benifits

[Romney]

I’ve never had any WG comment on the size of my cock,  but strangely I had one tell me that she quite liked my balls.  She didn’t say what that meant, and I didn’t ask.  I don’t think I felt good about the “compliment”, I just thought it was an odd thing for her to say.

The more I think about it, she was probably trying to find something, anything at all, positive to say about my body, and this was the only thing she could come up with 

[willie loman]

I’ve never had any WG comment on the size of my cock,  but strangely I had one tell me that she quite liked my balls.  She didn’t say what that meant, and I didn’t ask.  I don’t think I felt good about the “compliment”, I just thought it was an odd thing for her to say.

The more I think about it, she was probably trying to find something, anything at all, positive to say about my body, and this was the only thing she could come up with 

A lot of men as they get older have low hanging balls, mine are nice and high, I get that compliment.

[howrude]

While some WGs may only comment positively on a guy's  penis size in order to flatter his ego, others may be genuinely impressed. It depends on the guy's size.
The only way to really know would be to refer to an independent arbiter, one who doesn't have a professional interest, in other words, a civilian female.
So if a girlfriend or a casual partner tells you that you are well hung, then you probably are.

That's a more reliable way of assessing it. If an WG aims to be good at her job, I think she will look for the positives in her client and if his dick is genuinely big, they will make a comment.

[Ali Katt]

That's a more reliable way of assessing it. If an WG aims to be good at her job, I think she will look for the positives in her client and if his dick is genuinely big, they will make a comment.

Good attitude. I think what people forget is not every escort gives compliments and even things like "I enjoy spending time with you" is sometimes more rewarding than you "have a big cock", although I do like hearing both.

[BarneyBubbles]

Like lots of others I've had the "ooh...you're so big" comments.  I know I'm decidedly average so I find this a bit off-putting.  It kind of spoils the moment for me.

[JonasG]

I've had this many a time, and I know I don't have a big cock.

Honestly, I don't know why they bother. And other nonsense like I'm so handsome. Again I'm standard.

I'm not here to have my ego stroked lol and it's just nonsense. Kinda off putting tbh.

[Don Quixote]

Does an escort pointing at a cock whilst falling about laughing qualify as 'commenting'?
I'm asking on behalf of a friend.

[GreyDave]

Does an escort pointing at a cock whilst falling about laughing qualify as 'commenting'?
I'm asking on behalf of a friend.

Thats`s really nice of you to ask for me but , Don please dont worry Iam used to it now mate

[Don Quixote]

Thats`s really nice of you to ask for me but , Don please dont worry Iam used to it now mate

No problem, Dave. Are you still giving that tenner though?

[Cum_again]

My cock is reasonably average in size. 

The good news?  I’ve only ever once been refused anal because it wouldn’t go in.  The bad news?  Can’t do a really deep throat fuck to make their eyes water.

But I’ve filmed some of my punts.  You see your cock face fuxking a girl and it’s oretty easy to see how you compare to others. I’ve not really anything to be embarrassed about or write home about.

Your cock will look bigger if you are thinner and if you trim your pubes too though. Worth trying.

But film your self punting, it gives you a good perspective.

[one eyed panda]

Most women that I have met, civilian or working, don't care what size the cock is unless it causes a problem. The different sizes make for different sensations and bigger is not always better. Size can be an excuse to be turned down for any kind of penetration sex.

The first time anyone mentioned size to me was when I was talking to a certain porn company in Denmark about organising a shoot mainly for my gf at the time although I was going to be the stud, at least to begin with, lol. We are talking 70's here. They wanted a pic of my erection alongside a tape. They said it was better for the picture quality if the cock was more than 18cm (7") they said.

After that I can only remember one other occasion when I was breaking in a girl to the job and while she could swallow me down to the balls, she cant have seen that many cocks as she described mine as enormous which it isnt, but I think she was a bit excited at the time.

Other than that, it has been my stamina that has drawn comment. Over the years one or two girls had clearly had enough well before the end of the allotted time. If you think about it, from a wg perspective she is going to see a full range of sizes but its how long they last that is going to tire the girl out over a day.

[WARSZAWA16]

I've had:

"I hope it doesn't get any bigger" (yeah right).
"You've got a really sexy cock" (what!?).
"You're a (very) big boy" (if only! That's an old cliched favourite - who hasn't had that?).

All taken with a large pinch of salt obviously.

[Ali Katt]

I've had:

"I hope it doesn't get any bigger" (yeah right).
"You've got a really sexy cock" (what!?).
"You're a (very) big boy" (if only! That's an old cliched favourite - who hasn't had that?).

All taken with a large pinch of salt obviously.

Yep had big boy. It's a cliche.

[signy]

A few times I've had "you've got a nice cock", which I've taken to mean "you've washed it and trimmed your pubes". They would seem to be the most important things mentioned whenever further information is forthcoming.

[Ali Katt]

A few times I've had "you've got a nice cock", which I've taken to mean "you've washed it and trimmed your pubes". They would seem to be the most important things mentioned whenever further information is forthcoming.

Nice cock = that won't leave me sore.

[Doc Holliday]

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[boardyhell]

my last hooker laughed when i dropped my kecks and said who do you think you can satisfy with that
simple me

[nervous1]

Best compliment I suppose was one saying she thought it was actually slightly above average, and a good one as far as punters go as it's never going to hurt and can be pleasurable to take.  I was also told there's some poor guys who are not big enough to even penetrate which must be brutal. 

[Silver Birch]

I try to be their first punter of the day. It's the only way I can believe them when they tell me mine's the biggest cock they've seen all day 

[WARSZAWA16]

Just remembered Pam from Earl's Court saying to me about mine years ago - "it's not the biggest I've ever seen but it's certainly bigger than average". I suppose there is a compliment in there somewhere - if true of course.

[InMefan]

I've always felt my cock is a bit small. It's 5 inches so just below average size. Fortunately no girl has ever said anything about it being small though. Of course they could just be acting polite lol.

[ianchar14]

my last hooker laughed when i dropped my kecks and said who do you think you can satisfy with that
simple me

Wow thats harsh!

[boardyhell]

thankfully that was a joke

[Logamimo]

If it's bigger than 4.5 inches it's a waste cos that's the average size of the female vigina, just forget about the size, get it in up to the balls and enjoy 

[Ali Katt]

If it's bigger than 4.5 inches it's a waste cos that's the average size of the female vigina, just forget about the size, get it in up to the balls and enjoy 

Only a man with a little un would say that.

[Wooderz]

As a gent packing a good slab of manmeat I can only recall constant complaints about how difficult getting a johnny on my chapper is..

Comments as to size are usually complimentary, sometime they worry about being able to take the full 12 inches..

 

But ultimately we all know what is good for business is what they will say..

[Doc Holliday]

If it's bigger than 4.5 inches it's a waste cos that's the average size of the female vigina, just forget about the size, get it in up to the balls and enjoy 

Only a man with a little un would say that.

Indeed and in any case when fully aroused the length can increase by at least 100% ... usually more.

Whether the recipient is likely to be fully aroused is of course a whole different discussion