Daftest words a woman can write on her profile?

[Horizontal pleasures]

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(the only thing that’s fake about me are my boobs hehe)
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[Billy no mates]

“I would require a deposit”

[Cupid Stuntz]

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(the only thing that’s fake about me are my boobs hehe)
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Don't think that's daft personally.

Shows she has a sense of humour and is honest ref her body enhancements too.

[HailWood]

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Daft at so many levels

[Bangers and Gash]

''No feedback = No booking''

''Gallery pictures that show bareback are with my partner''

''Am degree educated''

[Littlefoot]

"I'm hiv + so protection is a must". 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=191329.msg2027058#msg2027058

[SamLP]

Q. Do you offer FK?
A. I absolutely love to FK, and think it's natural to want to kiss. I can't imagine a booking with lots of hot FK. It's £20 extra though.

[trainspotter]

"high class courtesan"

[Stealthmode]

"high class courtesan"

+1.

This. As soon I see this im turned off. Code for I’ll charge top dollar and deliver minimum effort.

[winkywanky]

"I am a women" 

[Ali Katt]

''No feedback = No booking''

''Gallery pictures that show bareback are with my partner''

''Am degree educated''

I remember one of these profiles years ago saying something similar and in the gallery it was clearly 3 different men.

[fisherofsouls]

Nationality: Romanian

[Bonker]

No extras except...

[dkn]

Hello gentlemens...

[Ali Katt]

Hello gentlemens...

Not as good as Hello gays.

[PatMacGroin]

"I'm hiv + so protection is a must". 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=191329.msg2027058#msg2027058

Probably a practical joke, but still can't believe no one on that thread managed to capture screen shots of either of her profiles so she could be identified just in case. 

[thumbspot]

“I’ll need to get to know you on cam first before we meet”

[JayGatsby]

I can remember one a few years back with words similar to

"If you want to book me, your message must include the word on the card I am holding in my Private Gallery pictures"

[thekingreturns]

"I only see 1 customer a day"

[MrArmagh]

book by telephone

there's no telephone number on your profile love and you won't respond to any messages.

[GreyDave]

      Love it when I see BBC specalist.....

Cause being under 4 inches* I always ask these WG`s if I can pay by the inche

*feel good about using 4 when it`s just under 3 and 3/4 ers 

[Bangers and Gash]

''new girl in town''  Pimp speak for ''I've got a farm fresh trafficked girl locked in an upstairs room''

[SamLP]

Random butthurt blog rants:

Any member from UKP will not be allowed to book me... blah blah.. liars... blah blah... misogynists.. blah blah..

[JayGatsby]

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(the only thing that’s fake about me are my boobs hehe)
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Also on her profile

If you like what you see -----Err, some pictures might be useful for that!!!!

[JayGatsby]

And how many profiles have a phrase like this on it - they can't all be the best

Could have sceen shot this off a huge number of profiles



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[Stealthmode]

Random butthurt blog rants:

Any member from UKP will not be allowed to book me... blah blah.. liars... blah blah... misogynists.. blah blah..

And how would they even know you was a UKP member? of is there a members lapel pin im missing?

[MrArmagh]

And how would they even know you was a UKP member? of is there a members lapel pin im missing?

its all to do with a secret handshake

[threechilliman]

And how would they even know you was a UKP member? of is there a members lapel pin im missing?

Was yours missing from your welcome pack?

[SamLP]

And how would they even know you was a UKP member? of is there a members lapel pin im missing?

Hence why it's daft.

Seriously though, didn't you get the welcome pack with the special UKP inscribed badges, lapels, cufflinks, tie, belt & socks?

[Dipper]

£100 for half an hour.

 

[Ali Katt]

Hence why it's daft.

Seriously though, didn't you get the welcome pack with the special UKP inscribed badges, lapels, cufflinks, tie, belt & socks?

And the Johnnies, furry handcuffs and 5cl bottle of lube.

[Ali Katt]

"Best tits on Adultwork"

Every shot in their gallery is of their arse, feet or face.

[bhudda]

And the Johnnies, furry handcuffs and 5cl bottle of lube.

was that little bottle lube? I thought it tasted funny 

[Ali Katt]

was that little bottle lube? I thought it tasted funny

It wasn't Smirnoff.

[Derrick101]

It wasn't Smirnoff.

That might smart if you used it as lube 

[cueball]

Q. Do you offer FK?
A. I absolutely love to FK, and think it's natural to want to kiss. I can't imagine a booking with lots of hot FK. It's £20 extra though.

This had me genuinely laughing.... Knowingly

[puntlover1]

And how many profiles have a phrase like this on it - they can't all be the best

Could have sceen shot this off a huge number of profiles



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In any other field you'd get Trading Standard pulling them up for this! Mind you, if Trading Standard policed punting, then there would be a longer list of applicants wanting to apply...in the interests of maintaining quality, of course.

[Belgarion]

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Daft at so many levels

Is that the Bristol lass on UKE? She's really silly isn't she

[Belgarion]

"Independant"

 

[whiskyfan]

"I love bareback and you can cum in my pussy and ass."

[HailWood]

Is that the Bristol lass on UKE? She's really silly isn't she

Nope - it’s one of our lovely Marians
Actually, I can’t believe that I’m still considering meeting her. 

[Ali Katt]

"I don't discuss services on the phone or by email" or something similar.

[Thecunninglinguist]

Hence why it's daft.

Seriously though, didn't you get the welcome pack with the special UKP inscribed badges, lapels, cufflinks, tie, belt & socks?

Logoed condoms?

[Belgarion]

Nope - it’s one of our lovely Marians
Actually, I can’t believe that I’m still considering meeting her. 

Really wanted to give the Bristol lass one but I'm not sharinf6a photo with anyone

[indianguy25]

‘Look at my feedback”, when there is zero feedback

[Ali Katt]

Q. Do you escort    A. Yes! NON SEXUAL only!!! E.g Dinner Dates, Corprate events, shopping trips, GFE
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[PatMacGroin]

Hence why it's daft.

Seriously though, didn't you get the welcome pack with the special UKP inscribed badges, lapels, cufflinks, tie, belt & socks?

I could go for some socks with the logo suggested below. Wear them on a punt. See if any WG notices. 

“Tripadvisor of prostitution”

Quality right there  Admin I expect a star rating system, and also a "have you also seen" system next time I post a review.

I can see it now  merchandise flooding the streets ,

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[TailSeeker]

And how would they even know you was a UKP member? of is there a members lapel pin im missing?

You would be surprised how many use the same username on AW and here.

[Dipper]

I could go for some socks with the logo suggested below. Wear them on a punt. See if any WG notices. 

Genuine LOL.

 

[PUNTY43]

In their interviews:

How often do you masturbate  -  Every day

So you're getting more pricks than a dartboard every day but you still have to wank off every day. Of course you do luv.