Author Topic: Midgets (Read 2901 times)

Fishermansfriend · « **on:** June 06, 2019, 10:29:58 am »

I've always been attracted to a bit of midget porn but never been able to track down a vertically challenged WG. Are there any out there who anyone knows of.

redliner69 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 06, 2019, 03:41:23 pm »

Do you know what I know about midgets?

Very little...

finn5555 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2019, 03:45:20 pm »

Quote from: Fishermansfriend on June 06, 2019, 10:29:58 am

I've always been attracted to a bit of midget porn but never been able to track down a vertically challenged WG. Are there any out there who anyone knows of.

You mainly find them in the Iron Hills (northeast of Erebor)

Tantric_mat · « **Reply #3 on:** June 06, 2019, 07:16:31 pm »

There was one that used to work in Legs 11 on Broad Street. Not really my thing but I suppose one for the bucket list 😁

Lalalaveets · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2019, 07:18:46 pm »

Would a dwarf do? Or are you particular?

Dandare1965 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 06, 2019, 11:01:36 pm »

How about trying your local elf centre?

Kev40ish · « **Reply #6 on:** June 06, 2019, 11:14:32 pm »

I had a night with 10 dwarf prostitutes.

It was just a little party

The Owl · « **Reply #7 on:** June 07, 2019, 03:04:12 pm »

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This one's only 4 foot high but it's claimed she's had previous profiles offering bareback and sloppy seconds bookings. It's claimed that she was known as Mudpug previously. If she's the same woman then her teeth are like something from out of a horror movie and a serious drug habit is suggested as the cause.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=247749.msg2531428#msg2531428

Littlefoot · « **Reply #8 on:** June 07, 2019, 03:49:09 pm »

Quote from: The Owl on June 07, 2019, 03:04:12 pm

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This one's only 4 foot high but it's claimed she's had previous profiles offering bareback and sloppy seconds bookings. It's claimed that she was known as Mudpug previously. If she's the same woman then her teeth are like something from out of a horror movie and a serious drug habit is suggested as the cause.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=247749.msg2531428#msg2531428

I like DFK a lot, but fuck me, as Amy once said NO NO NO, even if she wasn’t a BB. Imagine those gnashers around your bell end

There’s a video in this thread of her bb a punter.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=190232.0

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #9 on:** June 07, 2019, 04:53:20 pm »

Sorry to go a bit off topic but this girl lists "red packing" amongst her "talents". Any idea what that is?

The Owl · « **Reply #10 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:31:35 pm »

Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on June 07, 2019, 04:53:20 pm

Sorry to go a bit off topic but this girl lists "red packing" amongst her "talents". Any idea what that is?

Not that clear after a Google search but it seems to be a slang term for having or carrying condoms.

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #11 on:** June 07, 2019, 10:42:14 pm »

Quote from: The Owl on June 07, 2019, 05:31:35 pm

Not that clear after a Google search but it seems to be a slang term for having or carrying condoms.

Thanks.........I couldn't really find anything convincing. Maybe druggie slang for something.

Kerosene · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2019, 10:25:00 am »

Is 4'9" too tall?

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I'd be interested when she offered incalls if it wasn't a case of £140 an hour with pricy extras on top of that.

The Owl · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2019, 10:46:05 am »

Quote from: Kerosene on June 08, 2019, 10:25:00 am

Is 4'9" too tall?

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I'd be interested when she offered incalls if it wasn't a case of £140 an hour with pricy extras on top of that.

The only review is a neutral and it claims that she's taller than she claims. At the prices she charges for the services she offers it's a no from me.

dog999 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2019, 12:41:14 pm »

Quote from: Fishermansfriend on June 06, 2019, 10:29:58 am

I've always been attracted to a bit of midget porn but never been able to track down a vertically challenged WG. Are there any out there who anyone knows of.

I fucked a very short lady from Leominster, midget?. Met her and had no idea of her size, thought, where the fuck is she!.
She has a pic on a dating site but off hand I can't remember which one. PM me whilst I put me thinking cap on!.

Xtro · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2019, 12:49:59 pm »

I have a friend and he's a midget. He got pick pocketed last week!

How could anyone stoop so low?

dog999 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2019, 01:43:59 pm »

Quote from: Xtro on June 08, 2019, 12:49:59 pm

I have a friend and he's a midget. He got pick pocketed last week!

How could anyone stoop so low?

If you fucked a midget, would you pay half price!?.

Juankerr · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2019, 05:59:42 pm »

Not much of a shortlist so far

hairymonster · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2019, 07:21:54 pm »

I can confirm that the mudpug girl had a bareback profile. It was one of them touring profiles. Looked very unpleasant.

The Owl · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2019, 11:44:52 pm »

Quote from: hairymonster on June 08, 2019, 07:21:54 pm

I can confirm that the mudpug girl had a bareback profile. It was one of them touring profiles. Looked very unpleasant.

She's now changed her AW profile name to TOURGIRL ENGLISH. There must be a favour seeking white knight cunt on the forum who ran to her to tell her about this thread.

kingkong69 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 09, 2019, 05:45:42 am »

Is it legal to shagged one..Do we get social services knocking at our door..

The Owl · « **Reply #21 on:** June 09, 2019, 10:19:29 am »

Quote from: kingkong69 on June 09, 2019, 05:45:42 am

Is it legal to shagged one..Do we get social services knocking at our door..

If a midget is an adult and there is no form of protection order in place safeguarding them (most likely in the case of a severe mental disability) then they're fully within their rights to select partners for sex, even partners who become one briefly through payment of cash.

Dick N Tits · « **Reply #22 on:** June 09, 2019, 10:42:40 pm »

Blackpool area
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Or search AW 'Dirty Little Dwarf'

Space Invader · « **Reply #23 on:** June 11, 2019, 03:25:39 pm »

Fuck me - I go crazy on shorts !!

Lalalaveets · « **Reply #24 on:** July 18, 2019, 10:12:06 pm »

Quote from: hairymonster on June 08, 2019, 07:21:54 pm

I can confirm that the mudpug girl had a bareback profile. It was one of them touring profiles. Looked very unpleasant.

What’s a “mudpug”?

Kev40ish · « **Reply #25 on:** July 18, 2019, 10:22:58 pm »

Quote from: Lalalaveets on July 18, 2019, 10:12:06 pm

What’s a “mudpug”?

Is this so difficult?

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