Microscopic punting phone

[Gordon Bennett]

I noticed my local offy/convenience corner shop flogging these for £30. Absolutely miniscule...... size of a box of matches. Dunno how they work in real world cos they seem to emphasise it's "novelty" appeal rather than functionality but it appears it will make a call or text okay.

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[David1970]

Is that not the one they smuggle into jails, I saw something about them on a Ross Kemp show.

Fit nicely up your ass, and ring it for a thrill.

[shagmore]

Cant really see the point, the best place to hide something is in plane sight.