£3.5k that has to be spent on a single punt - what would you do?

[iPad3]

I think I'd book myself a very tidy suite in a discrete hotel, have a top notch OP on an overnight and then have say 2 more girls arriving at intervals meaning the first part of the epic peaks with three girls at the same time.

 Following a 3 - 4 hour orgy I'd send all but the overnight home and then clean up and head to a lap dancing gaff, purely for the experience of rocking up with a fit bird who's into girls and watching all the other fellas in there go green.

Then back to the hotel for a nice gentle session before catching some Z's.

Wake up for another good solid fuck before booting out the last bird and then heading to the dining room for a slap up brekkie.

So that's my idea, anyone think of anything better!!

[tantric talents]

Bizarre post! Why specifically £3.5 K. Is someone offering you this dosh as a bet that you can't ?

[iPad3]

Bizarre post! Why specifically £3.5 K. Is someone offering you this dosh as a bet that you can't ?

Really!! I don't think so, I'm simply asking what you would if in this position, it doesn't have to be £3.5k it just seemed a figure that would give you a pretty stupendous punt, I added the caveat that it had to be on one punt as I think most would just say they would fuck 35 prossies and that's not really very interesting.

I'm hoping some have a bit more imagination than you.

[tantric talents]

I'm hoping some have a bit more imagination than you.

Thanks for the insult 
Trust me I have more imagination than you could ever imagine.
I, unlike you am grounded in a little more reality when it comes to imagining the absurd.

[azrael]

Bizarre post! Why specifically £3.5 K. Is someone offering you this dosh as a bet that you can't ?

Really!! I don't think so, I'm simply asking what you would if in this position, it doesn't have to be £3.5k it just seemed a figure that would give you a pretty stupendous punt, I added the caveat that it had to be on one punt as I think most would just say they would fuck 35 prossies and that's not really very interesting.

I'm hoping some have a bit more imagination than you.

I was about to ask the same thing as tt. Are you considering this as a retirement punt? I could think of better things to do rather than blow 3.5k on a wg or two

[Steely Dan]

Interesting.

I think the plan needs to include External Link/Members Only and External Link/Members Only.  And yes multiple girls to join.  And since there will be enough girls, I think having another punter there for part of the time would add to the fun.  Punting CV to me by PM to be considered for the wingman role.

[cueball]

Sorry, no amount of viagra, kamagra, keppitupalldaygra world help my wilting cock. The painful thought of handing over 3.5 grand in one hit to one lass would keep me droopy all day.

[Midlane]

£3.5k won't necessarily give you a stupendous punt any more than £200 would, or wouldn't.

I suppose if you're including a nice hotel suite, especially in London, that would cover £3000 then I'd get a favourite out for a couple of hours for the remainder.

Point being, it's not the money, it's the previous experience with the chosen WG that goes some way (but never guarantees) to a "stupendous" punt.


In the OP's hypothetical, I can only imagine the comms involved in arranging such a scenario to be prohibitively off-putting no matter how much cash was involved.

[iPad3]

Thanks for the insult 
Trust me I have more imagination than you could ever imagine.
I, unlike you am grounded in a little more reality when it comes to imagining the absurd.

Tantric

No insult intended, I posted a legitimate question which which you called bizarre and did not address, I simply meant I was hoping others would enter into the spirit of the question.

[SuitedandBooted]

I would agree with the OP and get someone I know and trust in for an overnight and use the rest of the cash for other people to join is. Maybe a girl first, then a big black cock, and then a ts. Would be fun to see how your friend copes with it and how and when you join in.

[iPad3]

I would agree with the OP and get someone I know and trust in for an overnight and use the rest of the cash for other people to join is. Maybe a girl first, then a big black cock, and then a ts. Would be fun to see how your friend copes with it and how and when you join in.

The BBC thing has never really appealed but the TS would be an possible as I've ticked that box and did quite enjoy it, wouldn't go 121 but adding to the mix of such a punt would certainly be a good option IMO.

[SuitedandBooted]

I really like the idea of someone coming over and shagging the hell out of a girl I know and me sitting back and watching. Very primeval...

Defo into a TS and me and a girl, and also happy to watch her being seduced by a very bi girl too.

[7x5]

Vanilla tastes here. Book for 24 hours, have a morning shag, share a shower, go out for a wander and piss the rest of the money up the wall doing something fun, come back, maybe order a takeaway to eat whilst watching TV, then off to sleep 

[shagbambi]

I would book a decent suite in a 5 star hotel -  £0.8k
Hire two girls for an overnight                        -  £2.0k
Consumables  (drinks,snacks,cialis)              -  £0.7k

Total                                                               -  £3.5k

[Sparky6996]

£3.5k DOES seem like a lot of money to hand over in one go. If it had to be one experience, it would either have to be a long punt (couple of days) or someone otherwise unobtainable. So, until holly willoughby starts offering herself for a few grand, I won't be spending that much

[Marmalade]

Something like this:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=89255.msg1089804#msg1089804

Except I'd expect to pay about £250 for the whole day with unlimited fucking. For £3.5k I'd expect to charter the yacht for a week.

[threechilliman]

I couldn't justify £3.5K on a single punt as I'd need to book several girls for a couple of hours. For me, I'd book a couple of weeks off work and tour the UK, fucking all the most highly recommended girls on here for an hour at a time. That would be a fantastic little holiday and beats lying in the sun any day.

tcm

[Sonny Crockett]

I would never spend that much on a single punt. That would be my budget for embarking on x amount of punts for the year.

[Steely Dan]

Maybe just redo this punt.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=52970.0

[Poopster]

Probably pay Amy MacDonald to sing just for me while I wank on her.  Should be enough to get new tyres on her Ferrari.

[Zeusthedoc]

Probably pay Amy MacDonald to sing just for me while I wank on her.  Should be enough to get new tyres on her Ferrari.

maybe a front pair

[Ben4454]

I'd dress like Scrooge and have the prossie from christmas past turn up first. Perhaps an old regular. Then a busty hot well reviewed girl. Then perhaps go for a well regarded up and comer. One at 8pm then 1am then 8am when i wake up.

[vt]

I would never spend that much on a single punt. That would be my budget for embarking on x amount of punts for the year.

+1...I spent less than that on punting in 2015...I could have a lot of fun for £3.5k! 

If I really had that much cash burning a hole in my pocket to spend quickly, I'd probably head off to one of the great punting destinations of the world like Brazil, Costa Rica, Thailand, Phillippines or Dominican Republic...closer to home that kind of cash would also go a long way in Germany, Spain or Morocco...yeah, I'd definitely want a holiday out of it!

[Anadin]

If I were spending that kind of money on it'd have to be in Vegas with a few of my favourite US pornstars.

Vegas 3 nights + flight £900
Kendra Lust £1200
Alura Jenson £700
Joslyn James £700

[Nagilum]

Take it all and bet it on black!

[Thepacifist]

I would never waste that much money in a punt but if I had to I'd probably take two WGs away to Amsterdam with me.

[iPad3]

I would never waste that much money in a punt but if I had to I'd probably take two WGs away to Amsterdam with me.

I'm sure you have good reason but why would you take girls to Amsterdam, is that not like taking coal to Newcastle?

[itsmydrug]

maybe a front pair

Sorry to be boring but £1500 would be 4 new ones fitted and balanced on a 458.

On topic i think i would just book a couple of stunners for as long as possible. When the old chap needed a break i could just watch a live show. Bit vanilla and boring but i think its what i would do.

[Zeusthedoc]

Sorry to be boring but £1500 would be 4 new ones fitted and balanced on a 458.

On topic i think i would just book a couple of stunners for as long as possible. When the old chap needed a break i could just watch a live show. Bit vanilla and boring but i think its what i would do.

I've heard the Bugatti Veyron cost £30k a set (ballpark)
Made the assumption that a set for a Ferrari would cost in the region of £3k

[tantric talents]

I've heard the Bugatti Veyron cost £30k a set (ballpark)
Made the assumption that a set for a Ferrari would cost in the region of £3k

Well they are six grand apiece for tyres that will run up to 250 mph for 15 mins. And don't forget..
Bugatti also demands you renew the wheels every fourth tyre change. The magnesium alloy rims cost £45,000
A Pirelli P0 for a classic ferrari eg a P40 would set you back about 170 a piece for the fronts but 480 for the rears. Bargain!

[Sonny Crockett]

Also thinking about, I would use that money to go abroad and punt. Must be some cheaper punts out there.

[ramrodronnie]

You can get an amazing punt for lots less than 3.5k OP. You could have your punt, and if you need to get rid of the rest of it? You could give it to me! 

[iPad3]

You can get an amazing punt for lots less than 3.5k OP. You could have your punt, and if you need to get rid of the rest of it? You could give it to me! 

Haha, cheers Ron will bear that in mind...PM me your bank details just in case!!

[Cornish sub]

If I suddenly found myself with a spare £3500 and considered spending all in one go on a punt, I'd slap myself across the face, come to my senses and have a wank, then mentally make a list of all the £100 - £200 punts I could have with all that money and who to have them with.

[ramrodronnie]

Haha, cheers Ron will bear that in mind...PM me your bank details just in case!!

  I'll keep you to that iPad3 

[justfornow]

if I had 3.5 k that I have to spend on a punt I would go to some models website and try to convince non wg to fuck for money.
If it turned out cheap I would try to convince another one to join us. If that would be cheap I would want A levels CIM and swallow from both.
If I had still some money left I would get myself 3rd one...you know where this is going I guess.

[iPad3]

if I had 3.5 k that I have to spend on a punt I would go to some models website and try to convince non wg to fuck for money.
If it turned out cheap I would try to convince another one to join us. If that would be cheap I would want A levels CIM and swallow from both.
If I had still some money left I would get myself 3rd one...you know where this is going I guess.

The alternative to this approach is of course model number 1 reports you the the police for sexual harassment and you get locked up, certainly cheaper than blowing the full whack on porking some fit totty, but certainly not as much fun!!

[webpunter]

Reading the topic of the post then it doesn't refer to 35 punts @ 100 as being an option

Just once in a while [like a year - maybe two] then think its a good plan to have a blow out.  Like the bit about taking the overnighter out for a bit of lap-dancing / out on the town as well before more sex then zzz's.  I'd perhaps ease back on the no. of the WG's in the evening & keep the overnighter for longer

The amount of dosh isn't a ridiculous amount - like 35k on hookers / private jet.  With this [if i won the lottery or had a windfall] I'd probably go for normal flight somewhere hot / then fill a gin palace for a weekend with hookers.  Mates to come along to make a party atmosphere

Yet 3.5k is just about do-able - even though i probably wouldn't.  Have done north of a bag-of-sand once when taking into account all costs [with Molly of London - review on here].  It was fucking brilliant

[justfornow]

The alternative to this approach is of course model number 1 reports you the the police for sexual harassment and you get locked up, certainly cheaper than blowing the full whack on porking some fit totty, but certainly not as much fun!!

I'm not talking about standing outside her apartment door or spamming some innocent girl with my sexual fantasies. Ask and see if there's a possibility of it going any further. If she tells you to fuck off followed by pervert or whatever maybe it would be better to ask different one. I might be wrong on this but surely asking a question is /= harassment.

ekhm...anyone got £3.5k ? Although sceptic at first I'm starting to like this idea.

[TheCape]

Miss KDD for however long that gets me with her for. 

[stealthpunt]

If I were spending that kind of money on it'd have to be in Vegas with a few of my favourite US pornstars.

Vegas 3 nights + flight £900
Kendra Lust £1200
Alura Jenson £700
Joslyn James £700

thats a smart idea

possibly i would suggest a long weekend in Prague or Budapest which could be £500 ?
then the balance on 4 or 5 classy euro porn star hookers

or nip over to Berlin and go nuts for a couple of days in the sex clubs there !

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[webpunter]

or nip over to Berlin and go nuts for a couple of days in the sex clubs there !
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You would struggle to spend 3.5k tho.  I'd pay a visit just to see Jenna again.  Had her 3 days on the bounce 
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Maybe if after a couple of hours with her then she might be persuaded to do an outcall ?  Who knows.  She'd have to like you & have a big pay day.  As reck she rakes it in @ Artemis.  Some flash hotel in Berlin with her for a w/e [& a load of Kamagra] would be a nice way to try to spend the £3.5k.  Flights £200 ish / hotel £750 [3 nights] / £300 [couple of hrs 1st day in Artemis] / £400 spending money.  Leaves £1,750 to try & persuade Jenna to do an afternoon / night / day / night / morning shag & then goodbyes.  Reckon £2k for her might be a temptation.  Dreamin'

[Mendra]

Do her twice if I was Donald Trump.. Shag her in the White House on the third occasion. 10.5k nothing at all 

[stealthpunt]

You would struggle to spend 3.5k tho.  I'd pay a visit just to see Jenna again.  Had her 3 days on the bounce 
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Maybe if after a couple of hours with her then she might be persuaded to do an outcall ?  Who knows.  She'd have to like you & have a big pay day.  As reck she rakes it in @ Artemis.  Some flash hotel in Berlin with her for a w/e [& a load of Kamagra] would be a nice way to try to spend the £3.5k.  Flights £200 ish / hotel £750 [3 nights] / £300 [couple of hrs 1st day in Artemis] / £400 spending money.  Leaves £1,750 to try & persuade Jenna to do an afternoon / night / day / night / morning shag & then goodbyes.  Reckon £2k for her might be a temptation.  Dreamin'

wow what a place and the selection of girls looks incredible ! thats truly a pair of tits on jenna !!
Cheers SP

[thekingreturns]

If I were spending that kind of money on it'd have to be in Vegas with a few of my favourite US pornstars.

Vegas 3 nights + flight £900
Kendra Lust £1200
Alura Jenson £700
Joslyn James £700

Sorry to bring up an old post.... I am going to Vegas next year, is it possible to punt with Alura Jenson... and if so where do I look

Cheers

Kingy

[JamesKW]

If I had £3.5K I would go to Phoenix Party (£160) Rebecca Ryder Party (£120) Bellas (£85) and LAPC (£80) = £445,15 girls, then I would put whats over in my bank account for more parties later.

[albedo39]

I'd get/ruin a WG for £200 and go on  holiday with the other £3300

[Veritas]

Old post but it uncannily echoes something I was thinking of doing.  Sensible way to use the cash?  Probably not, but I spend cash on lots of things that aren’t necessarily what my bank manager/wife would approve of so I have recently considered just shacking up in a London hotel and daring the city’s best SPs to try and outdo each other.  Problem is organising it...all turns into a bit of a circus so I’m erring towards finding an old favourite, booking her and then just discussing what wild cards we can throw in to spice things up a bit.

[Zidane18]

Book a nice suite

Dinnerdate 3-4 hours (usually can extend to overnight for a little extra)

Fuck her first on artival then dinner and plenty more on return

Overnights are a waste of time

Also  avoid wasting money on a suite and just do incall.

[Horizontal pleasures]

just say they would fuck 35 prossies and that's not really very interesting.

that would be great, punting for a couple of years ...