split or spill

[8a8ylon]

I was watching a gif on Twitter of a blowjob that gave a girl a facial & what interested me more was that the cum was flying out like a fountain.

When I do seflies in the shower I just spill out & none of the "fly across the room & poke ur eye out" cum.

I was wondering when u do facials, blowjobs etc & cum does urs fly out & travel across the room, just spills out or is that just porn movie magic?

[Pompoy123]

You have weak spunk. Mine takes flight lol.   

[galcom666]

I hit myself in the face quite recently while stood up.

Its a case of doing kegals to increase the muscle pump strength and being super turned on. Being fit and healthy also helps.

[CBPaul]

Abstain for a few days and you'll be wiping the batter off the screen and keyboard.

[regenmeister]

I was watching a gif on Twitter of a blowjob that gave a girl a facial & what interested me more was that the cum was flying out like a fountain.

When I do seflies in the shower I just spill out & none of the "fly across the room & poke ur eye out" cum.

I was wondering when u do facials, blowjobs etc & cum does urs fly out & travel across the room, just spills out or is that just porn movie magic?

Probably not going for long enough in the shower, try fapping for an hour.

[SmackmaBitchUp]

Virgin Atlantic have asked me to fire one up to space carrying passengers 

[threechilliman]

Abstain for a few days and you'll be wiping the batter off the screen and keyboard.

Pass me the wipes...

It's true though. If I go for more than 3 days, I can get it on the curtains!

tcm

[willbred]

Virgin Atlantic have asked me to fire one up to space carrying passengers 

Every one does carry passengers, mate...bloody millions. I'll never forget when a WG called them "tadpoles"

[LL]

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The celery reference sounds like cobblers but the stop and start method definitely helps my jizz parabola. 

[Silver Birch]

Lying flat on my back the pro$$ie was giving me a handjob and first squirt landed on my face, the pro$$ie got excited and shrieked "open your mouth".

[knightofthegarter]

On a horizontal flight path, mine goes a long way and a lot of it ! I can leave a girl's face looking a bit like a Jackson Pollock painting in cream. My vertical shooting is not up to the same standard as some of the previous posters though. I still mostly end up with cumming in doggy style or cim though because it takes a bit of discipline to pull out when I'm enjoying myself.

[Pompoy123]

Lying flat on my back the pro$$ie was giving me a handjob and first squirt landed on my face, the pro$$ie got excited and shrieked "open your mouth".

  Dirty Bitch