Reminds me of that really old joke pre scanners at the customs security when a chap who had wrapped his smuggled dodgy Rolex around his genitals nearly fainted when he was innocently asked by the East London customs guy“ Do you have the time on yer, cock? “I’ll get my coat....
The first I done a dusting was with Chelsea at Fingertips in Manchester. I thought my arm would disappear….
Lola Wild will insist that you fist her arse
