Yes, Nancy's adverts are weird but if you want REALLY WEIRD then try and understand this one.
It's from two years ago and posted on Gumtree by a lady called Mica (Northiam, Sussex).
"Angel Hands Therapies Shaman Spirit Soul Mind Medium Boxers Reincarnation High Priest ess
Northiam, East Sussex
I am all angel the dead high priest'ess, shaman, BDSM (Bodies- death-damage-spirit-soul-mind-mass) not the pvc kind of adult-relations! Some U aren't right, I told never mention me children, am o'hara mother angel, still U do, left angels are coming! Lets get hits straight: I don't want U, I don't love or honour Ur penis, I don't beckon down to U, I don't desire U, can't stand market, dirties talkers, I don't want U near me private regions front or back, I'm not racist, I can live without U, I don't care for U tantric, budhhas, muslims, pakistani's. Dont' attempt command spirits forward, use, take advantage, abuse me or mine, don't pick things put ur fingers in anything, unless its toilet roll, tissues etc.. coz, it will be ur mistake! athiest or of religion u can't escape that..
I am alternative to complementries healer, angelic, mind warrior, seance-voice-all forms mediumship, have me own form of reiki, hpnosis, counselling plus.. Basic fee is per-hour, if here 45 -30 minutes u pazs hour and 1st. .. mediumship is high risk, I'm down-dogger, not so weak dealt with nastie spirits.. if u got or had cancer important stuff u might wanna mention some-things.. don't mean I will sazs ought! I'm voice medium, don't give u right to grab me crutch to see if am male or female.
Can deal with traditions, after-life, re-gressions, bereavements few other things.. I am guardian of hells, dealt with hostile, terrors, suicides, possessions, de-possessions, exorcisim.. that was then this is now! I'm like constantine without the phsical weapons, we have our own priest, messengers. I'm not a stranger to mind warfare! I dealt entertainers from small age, sulphurs, In others words, I can.. but ur not worth me taking on, £300, wouldn't cover it. Some pschic's 1.50Min, 300+hour, mangers of pschic lines phone, stage mediums of, NO GOOD! Omelettes, these can't do as I can either, u stepped on It, feeling it! get out of it! Ani comments of being dog, eat out bowl, chains, pinch slap spit on me, will get u direct on the hot hot seat, everi kind of it. I ain't gotta like or luv u.
I am no longer taking on muslims regardless ur colours or pakistani's nor Jamacians, iraq's.. nor do I take to female gaes often not taking on female-atheist-gold-diggers-bi-polar..
I deal paranormal am mind medium..: i can take care of unwanted sensations, ballzs kicks, grabs, knowings, things on back, unseen messages, but me hand head might have to rest on u whiles, look asleep, not got to place hands on ur privates either ends, to do the fixes, reckon can take care most them edges off. I done all ages sexes.. most like 1 meeting..
Postrate isn't part of average fees, I am female. could assist with them rear end bag washes but never done 1, not nurse either!
I will take on, Jewish, Jewish out-castes, If ur Jewish, u should be aware, I am also germanic descendant. I understand babble talkers, can translate in wazs for them little kids and people had strokes, alzhiemers to a point. I will take on, African black man-women, providing ur not muslim! I will take on self-harmer (female) providing not a feministic-athiest-gold-digger-bi-polar! If need meds u take em! I will take on, x or Caths, if haunted, the males.. general, 1 meeting ur be looking better.. don't tries dirties occultist tantras buddhas angels etc
Conditions
I seem to effect blood pressures, migraines, back pressure, shoulder pressures even chronic sufferance, I advise pressure monitor encase ur on meds need adapting, sandwiches car etc. I am the ideal perfect medium for ring-boxers! can get ur head back in game fast, am down dogger, not punch up lass. I take care other thing also good for securities guards as good tag, careers as alternative escort. Am good them knees, lower legs even for the obese-bigger males .. start 1 mile walks no pains, build walking time, some knees suffered 20+40 life time issues, now says no pains, pill-poppers. Am good for swollen balloon legs, allergies reactions, head, cauliflower ears, swimmers ears, shoulders depending.
I can do blessing but these will cost more but very effective for the hiker, sportsman.. hopi coverage, in cancer treatments will cost more, not not recovered long passed op-disease u need something other done, ur suppose to be out red alerts but.. so it might cost more. Cancers I dealt lip, breast, organs, skin+.. was kinda healer for stomach, dr told never seen so many in one person but all was non-active, dr was amazed, treats giving in case.. I dealt colitis, allergies, chrons, ms, parkinson, IBS, several other things.. good for asthma, inflams stuff, some recoveries hopi ops not go well, might need more.. I am well worth £300 hour like american mediums, can do far more! don't take advantage.
Some clients suffered twice with cancer have other ills, after first meeting alreadie ways better stomach inner on the outers isn't ½ as bad to me sight, eat all Xmas and stuff not suppose to do.. still looking ways better.. have dealt other operations, complaints etc.. general even if, 1 meeting are looking ways to wads better upon seeing em next.. some come off meds but no guarantee or refunds, most me clients are males, am hands on, I use various oils, high nutrients minerals, including omega's, zinc, calcuim, b's etc.. I use butters, I got aromas but pong. can do from 9 am – 9pm am flexi, can do weekends, holidays atm.. I am not licensed to legalise marriages nor hold medical license etc.. I recommend later evening to those more shamanistic psychic-ops recoveries, few hours needed, I might appear asleep.
Not all colours good for others, not racist either but truth is truth, I can do stuff to make thing better be u black, white.. I am white.. if ur black not want white skin touching u, I could buzs cottons gloves or latex..
Me wazs aren't of wife or girl friend, u males ideas of hiring me, is wrong, me privates are for ur pants or hands duties.. I don't like u. ain't gotta luv u. I deal males health, don't think that includes ought else.. rules are rules, u not pazs me no where near enough to ever wanna wanna, oh tantric is £120 not ought else.. I am shaman, have run coven working indoors outdoors, I loathe tantric vampires, soul source stealers u think control me u not. u just not had angels left. If wears skirt not me stick ur hand or penis ani place near me, if told u not contact me, I mean it! I am hired for alternative healing, hands on onlie, mind medium. I not do nudist, even if do, not mean touch me privates or anal! if not wearing undies not mean touch me privates or anal either! If have ever been some kind relation, not mean access open another time! I've done dances around kitchen, windows clearence, great heights, booties, some wazs been more dangers than shop securtie guard, don't think, I can't handle meself!
I reallie am ideal medium for ring-boxers, if escort needed long distance, car travels, am good bringing others in car back fast. I am ideal medium, escort for disabled, elderlies, mind medium good for mind conditions, split-minds, alzhiemers, weight conditions, dae-walkers, sleep walkers, relationships issues, I do as I does so u males aren't over wound up, controlled get troubles. I am good for some kinds anger issues, abused, still controlled hearing, feeling it, skirts shirts pants sensations unwanted.. hauntings 1-3 meetings sorted most like. some me clients are the dead depending, so hired for mae alter fees, dead make request ask returns.. if am willing to deal with? some loathe some things ur doing hence live hard-core possession online-off-line.. can do -in-house if over-take but not average fees, am familiar in such cases guardian of head man or to be or one that not well.. so opportunist buzzards stand least hold, races.. I might appear dead look like another person can deal quite well.. can sleep chair or floor, am good cook, sometimes might onlie take me soup ur be ok or bring shopping up for blessing.. few do this take me shopping so I selects their food, blessed for different faiths baptist, jewish, jewish outcaste, atheists, caths, pakistani's, muslims even done smokes in passed too. I do have average fee for most people. i have higher chance rate of getting solving bad issues sorted been effected u, am mind medium, experienced hard core circumstances .. if have MS, u can smoke that, don't blow it on me on purpose ! u touch me upper bodie, don't push shoove or pull grab me or hair or go areas i told u alreadie not to go too.
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