External Link/Members OnlyThis was a woefully disappointing non-punt. £160 I think.... I had such high hopes.
Face 6/10
Teeth - 8/10 - clean
Body 5/10 - advertised as size 6, now nearer a 10. Breast b/c cup, but the large belly was not expected..... not my cup of tea at all. I like them more athletic and she was not. Self harm scars on legs.
Hair 3/10 - pictures show extensions, but not when she arrived, looked a mess.
Gash -5/10 - this was the best bit of her, neat and tidy, all tucked in but not waxed well (thighbrows visible)
Fuckometer - 0/10
OWO for 3 mins before I called it a day
Cleanliness - don’t know, didn’t even get close enough to find out
This girl rocked up 60 mins late (but Tbf kept me informed)... arrived off her fucking tits( all a bit spaced out) At first I thought she was a bit strange but when she then took 40 mins in the toilet and said the booking didn’t start until she came out I became increasingly concerned. When she did eventually appear, she had loads of white powder all over her nose and upper lip. She came out naked and looked dreadful to what I had hoped from the AW pictures. I asked her straight away if it was cocaine that was on her face, she admitted it was ketamine and that it chilled her out. Despite everything she tried to commence the punt but was so fucked off her face I couldn’t continue. She offered me back my money minus her taxifare, I told her to keep it and get checked into rehab. Complete and utter let down. I wasn’t on UKP then and hadn’t read the reviews that she has done this before . Lesson learnt and pleased I’m now part of this community.
I felt a bit sorry for her, she’s got issues and definitely needs help. I proceeded to book an agency girl to empty my aching testicles and that was not much better .... review to follow