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Offline ProtocolDroid

With a little bit of spare time on my most recent visit to London, I decided to try External Link/Members Only. Most of the reviews I'd read of this place, a while ago admittedly, had been positive, and my curiosity was piqued by prostate massage being on the menu. It's easy enough to find a solid WG anywhere in London, but this is a more specialised service, only rarely offered also in my home territory (NW), especially by younger providers.

Comms via text on the day via SMS were efficient. Having found out who was available I decided to book Maya in the Baker Street branch. A girl called Maya is mentioned in this thread but that can't be her, as the girl I saw is definitely no munter and didn't have any of the other unappetising features mentioned.

As has been said by others, LRM shares the parlour near Baker Street with some other girls, most or all of whom appear to be Asian, and none of whom I think provides legit-only massages.

My initial impression of Maya was fairly positive: she's quite cute in a girl-next-door sort of way, talkative, funny and confident. I asked for a 30 min lingam massage with prostate massage. She immediately said that the latter was not on offer today as she was out of gloves. That was disappointing, as it was kind of why I'd chosen LRM in the first place, and I'd explicitly mentioned this in one of my text messages :thumbsdown: I could have walked of course, but I didn't have time for a plan B so decided to stay and see how good the lingam massage might be, saving myself £20 in the process. The price for the lingam massage was £70. I noticed afterwards that they have a special offer on of £10 off on half hour bookings, so I am slightly kicking myself for not seeing and mentioning that. In an ideal world of course Maya would have brought it up herself, but back in the real world, how many SPs ever draw the customer's attention to possible discounts?

Offered a shower, I was asked to wait for 5 minutes as it was taken. The shower itself is in the basement, and whilst not the worst I've seen, it could still do with some TLC -- plus more space/hooks to leave one's clothes. At least the towel was fresh.

Back in the small but tidy room, Maya told me to lie down on my back, while she removed her bra. The website states they're D cups; I reckon C is more accurate. They are quite decent but not as round and full as one might expect or hope -- especially considering her age, which does seem to be around 21, as stated.

Her knickers stayed on throughout the massage, which I didn't object to too much as her thighs and ass clearly told me that she's by no means a regular on the squat rack. 

The massage of my front, mainly chest, arms and thighs, was soft and OK, with some occasional brushing of my cock by both her hands and her nipples. The conversation was enjoyable; Maya's English is good and she comes across as pretty smart. Something that did put me off, though, was that after something like 10 minutes she said, rather out of the blue, "We don't have a lot of time, you know" :dash: Perhaps this was an attempt to get me to extend the booking; I am not sure. About 20 minutes in she turned all her attention to the lingam part of the massage. To be fair, she did a pretty nice job, using also her nicely manicured nails to good effect. What also impressed me was her ability to hold eye contact, underlining again her confidence.

Once I was fully hard, and with about 5 minutes left on the clock she asked me if I wanted the finish to be soft or strong. I opted for soft, assuming it might extend things. Her technique continued to be quite good, and she also made some attempts at edging, although she wasn't quite able to sense me well enough to take me to the brink. 

I asked her whether I could touch her boobs but was denied; "Only I can touch them". Fair enough, I thought, but it does mean you'll have to work a little bit harder :sarcastic: Importantly, she kept up the motion throughout my orgasm, not stopping to let it fizzle out, which I hate. She then cleaned up with some paper and asked me to fasten her bra, which was a nice, if probably undeliberate, touch.

I got a second clean towel for my final shower. When I said goodbye and stepped back onto the busy street, I already found myself thinking about the UKP rating this session was going to get. Based on the lack of a prostate massage and the clock watching it might deserve a negative, but for me Maya's fun and quirky personality, decent looks and sensual, extended HR push it into the Neutral category. I do think that £70 for what was basically a 30 minute topless massage with HR hardly represents great VFM, certainly compared to what's available in the NW, but I struggle to see that London offers many better options at this price point. (I am aware of the existence of External Link/Members Only, but she seems rather too chunky in her photos for my liking, and she doesn't appear to offer prostate massage, which I happened to be after on this occasion.)   

Offline lewishamguy

Actually it depends on the girls who you'll see as they work on a rota. I've been to this place many times for b2b massage. Some girls were quite good, no restrictions in touching any part of body. The last girl I saw there Emma but she's already left and it's now more than a year I stopped visiting this establishment.

LL

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Thanks for the update. It's a long while since I went there last. I expect the oversized, rancid dressing-gown they give you to wear on your way to the showers still hasn't been washed.

Prostate massage eh? I've only ever had this from Sensual Brigit and I didn't even ask for it. One minute she's nuzzling my balls whilst I lay down on my front - the next minute she's got her fingers in my hoop. Anyway she would be my recommendation to you - she's away at the moment but maybe the next time you're in London. I've mentioned her before a few times. Perhaps I sound like a broken record by now. By the way I disagree that it's easy to find a decent WG in London.

What's good, or what was good about LRM is that all the girls I met were young, pretty and fit. When I used to go there semi-regularly it was very frustrating that none of them would fuck. Thinking about it, that's probably why I stopped going. It became too expensive as I'd have to book a proper punt shortly after seeing one of those girls for massage. Within a couple of days - just to get it out of my system - like a cold shower. But warm. And with pussy. :hi:

Offline ProtocolDroid

Thanks for the update. It's a long while since I went there last. I expect the oversized, rancid dressing-gown they give you to wear on your way to the showers still hasn't been washed.

Ha, indeed it hasn't. I made sure I gave myself a proper scrub under the shower :scare: Mind you, the size was actually pretty good for me; usually the bathrobes in such establishments barely cover my ass, with the sleeves sitting around my elbows :D

Prostate massage eh? I've only ever had this from Sensual Brigit and I didn't even ask for it. One minute she's nuzzling my balls whilst I lay down on my front - the next minute she's got her fingers in my hoop. Anyway she would be my recommendation to you - she's away at the moment but maybe the next time you're in London. I've mentioned her before a few times. Perhaps I sound like a broken record by now.


Thanks very much for the tip :thumbsup: She looks a bit plain and is less well-endowed boob-wise than what I normally go for (even though they are apparently enhanced) but her service does sound very tempting. The hygiene OCD reported on in several reviews is actually a bonus for me as well. (I'm so obsessed I even deny myself the pleasure of OWO with WGs.)

By the way I disagree that it's easy to find a decent WG in London.


Perhaps I should slightly qualify my original suggestion by saying that on the day I was also looking at the offerings of the likes of Diva and Admiral (for example, External Link/Members Only), who in my admittedly limited experience tend to be quite solid bets -- though at a slightly higher price, of course. 

What's good, or what was good about LRM is that all the girls I met were young, pretty and fit. When I used to go there semi-regularly it was very frustrating that none of them would fuck. Thinking about it, that's probably why I stopped going. It became too expensive as I'd have to book a proper punt shortly after seeing one of those girls for massage. Within a couple of days - just to get it out of my system - like a cold shower. But warm. And with pussy. :hi:

Haha, I know exactly what you mean: I find myself frantically scouring my north west HLs as well at the moment!

LL

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Perhaps I should slightly qualify my original suggestion by saying that on the day I was also looking at the offerings of the likes of Diva and Admiral (for example, External Link/Members Only), who in my admittedly limited experience tend to be quite solid bets -- though at a slightly higher price, of course. 
Yep, I should have clarified that by saying that I'm a cheapo punter. Well that's actually an oxymoron as regular punting is not an inexpensive hobby. However, compared to some, you could say that I prefer to use the services catering for the lower end of the market. :hi:

daveo893

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will be in london tomorrow abd want to give tge winter special a try.  i am from tge u.s. and do not have a cell to set up an appt.  can someone pm me the address?

LL

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will be in london tomorrow abd want to give tge winter special a try.  i am from tge u.s. and do not have a cell to set up an appt.  can someone pm me the address?
So buy a £10 phone and £10 credit to go in it. You have to have an appointment with this outfit - you can't just turn up at one of the salons in which they rent massage rooms.

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Her knickers stayed on throughout the massage, which I didn't object to too much as her thighs and ass clearly told me that she's by no means a regular on the squat rack. 
Just seen this review  :lol:

huwjars

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External Link/Members Only

Not sure of the name of the girl that I saw at their baker street branch yesterday but she was blonde and polish. I will pay more attention if I return

As per the website when I booked I paid #100 for the nude body to body 1 hour massage

It was fully nude and she had no problem within boundaries of allowing some mutual massage

A very friendly and pleasant experience although she was perhaps a little reserved with me as it was my first time at the establishment

Everything was as expected from having read their website and previous reviews

Would vote a positive experience and a 7/10 although will probably return to see if it gets to the 10/10 that seemed to hinted at for regular customers.

LL

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External Link/Members Only

Not sure of the name of the girl that I saw at their baker street branch yesterday but she was blonde and polish. I will pay more attention if I return

As per the website when I booked I paid #100 for the nude body to body 1 hour massage

It was fully nude and she had no problem within boundaries of allowing some mutual massage

A very friendly and pleasant experience although she was perhaps a little reserved with me as it was my first time at the establishment

Everything was as expected from having read their website and previous reviews

Would vote a positive experience and a 7/10 although will probably return to see if it gets to the 10/10 that seemed to hinted at for regular customers.

In my experience none of the girls actually do proper body to body though!  I've had a few minutes of oily boobs rubbed up and down my back.  What's your experience?  E.g. what do you mean "mutual massage"?  Is that a euphemism for rubbing her pussy or did you ask her to lay down and knead her shoulders?! :D

Offline Botev Plovdiv

In my experience none of the girls actually do proper body to body though!  I've had a few minutes of oily boobs rubbed up and down my back.  What's your experience?  E.g. what do you mean "mutual massage"?  Is that a euphemism for rubbing her pussy or did you ask her to lay down and knead her shoulders?! :D

Yes, the good old "B2B" which ranges from brushing the tits across your chest to a full on oiled rubbing. in the Chinese massage parlours it's generally the former, although I have had some more full-on experiences. The best 'proper' B2B I've had was at an EE place in North Ealing recently where we were both covered in oil and she slid all over me. The only downside was that she was clearly a shaver rather than a waxer so it did feel like I was being sandpapered as her pussy slid across my arse and back. Quite enjoyable all the same, but a bit frustrating when I could barely get my paws on or in her naked body.

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The best 'proper' B2B I've had was at an EE place in North Ealing recently where we were both covered in oil and she slid all over me. The only downside was that she was clearly a shaver rather than a waxer so it did feel like I was being sandpapered as her pussy slid across my arse and back. Quite enjoyable all the same, but a bit frustrating when I could barely get my paws on or in her naked body.
Pray tell - what's the venue ?