Elite Jade of London - gym fitness model escort

[timbucktwo]

Hi everyone, I was wondering if anyone experienced this very sexy lady with a hot gym body.

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she looks amazing. I would love to see her so your info would be appreciated.

Thank you :-)

[popmopcop]

Hi everyone, I was wondering if anyone experienced this very sexy lady with a hot gym body.

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she looks amazing. I would love to see her so your info would be appreciated.

Thank you :-)

She's fat!?

Is this meant to be a joke or troll??

[PapaSmurf]

She's fat!?

Is this meant to be a joke or troll??

She far from fat. Looks thick and curvy to me. I will say she doesn't have a shredded crossfit look with abs and veins up her arms, if that's what you expected.

[popmopcop]

She far from fat. Looks thick and curvy to me. I will say she doesn't have a shredded crossfit look with abs and veins up her arms, if that's what you expected.

Well, I was surprised...people make liberal use of the word fit.

I agree - thick is a more polite term.

[timbucktwo]

She's fat!?

Is this meant to be a joke or troll??

Pot Kettle Black comes to mind. If you cant make any decent contribution to this post then keep your views to yourself. I see you been trolling for a while, go audition for Billy Goats Gruff! 

[Anadin]

I followed her on Twitter for a bit. She's British but she's been working out in the States for fair bit so she's almost certainly used to the crazy way Americans do things. I suspect her prices are way high and she is probably used to screening, being flown out for an an outcall, then being wined and dined before getting down to it.

If I remember correctly when she's in competition shape she's pretty muscly but these fitness types are always bulking and cutting. She's hot but unless I win the lottery I don't think I'd bother with the US style of escorting.

edit: I've found a pic from her instagram.

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[timbucktwo]

I followed her on Twitter for a bit. She's British but she's been working out in the States for fair bit so she's almost certainly used to the crazy way Americans do things. I suspect her prices are way high and she is probably used to screening, being flown out for an an outcall, then being wined and dined before getting down to it.

If I remember correctly when she's in competition shape she's pretty muscly but these fitness types are always bulking and cutting. She's hot but unless I win the lottery I don't think I'd bother with the US style of escorting.

edit: I've found a pic from her instagram.

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Thank you Anadin for your insight. I got a real kink for hot girls with thick curvy body type at the moment. I see she doesn't advertise her rates, so assume it will be really expensive.

[PapaSmurf]

I followed her on Twitter for a bit. She's British but she's been working out in the States for fair bit so she's almost certainly used to the crazy way Americans do things. I suspect her prices are way high and she is probably used to screening, being flown out for an an outcall, then being wined and dined before getting down to it.

If I remember correctly when she's in competition shape she's pretty muscly but these fitness types are always bulking and cutting. She's hot but unless I win the lottery I don't think I'd bother with the US style of escorting.

edit: I've found a pic from her instagram.

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Yea this makes sense. She's probably on her off season. Still has the muscle but her body fat isn't super low for competitions. I punted an ex body builder chick that was in the same state. Her pics were her gym bod, but when I saw her she just looked super thick, which was fine by me. 

[Gordon Bennett]

She says on her profile that she is currently bulking so she is giving fair warning she will be softer and curvier than you might expect of a fitness model/competitor. Personally, some of those pics suggest she's gone a bit beyond "thick" and is nudging towards being fat but it's very subjective.
One thing, these built gym-honed ladies never look as big as their pics suggest in the flesh....... They're always sleeker and more petite when you meet them, I think it's that thing where cameras put a stone of weight on the subject.

[Stevensmiles]

It is £400 an hour and the criteria for getting a booking is quite strict.

My email enquiry was met with a reply asking for my full name, contact number and photo ID.
Also if I could supply references.

[Amluthar]

Agree that she looks great. I'll see if I can find out a bit more.

[PapaSmurf]

It is £400 an hour and the criteria for getting a booking is quite strict.

My email enquiry was met with a reply asking for my full name, contact number and photo ID.
Also if I could supply references.

Woo FUCK THAT! Photo ID!?!

Funny I did a deep dive into her social media and gallery and started to take a shine to her. Not only do I like training I'm also into combat sports like BJJ, boxing etc, just like her.

HARD pass now after seeing her criteria. I expected the outlandish price, but photo ID is asking WAY to much for the average punter. She should just get an AW account if she wants references.

[PapaSmurf]

She says on her profile that she is currently bulking so she is giving fair warning she will be softer and curvier than you might expect of a fitness model/competitor. Personally, some of those pics suggest she's gone a bit beyond "thick" and is nudging towards being fat but it's very subjective.
One thing, these built gym-honed ladies never look as big as their pics suggest in the flesh....... They're always sleeker and more petite when you meet them, I think it's that thing where cameras put a stone of weight on the subject.

Yea I believe body builders call it a dirty bulk. I'm a big girl lover anyway so the soft belly and cellulite is not a problem for me. 

[TOB]

Ok chaps...I can confirm I've seen Jade, a few weeks ago. Not written a review because I've been busy but I also can't be arsed with all the flack people get on this forum for paying above average prices for a punt.
She is fit, in both senses of the word. A very unique physique which is why she can pitch herself at the higher end. Definitely not fat (and I honestly can't see how you'd think that from her photos). Large breasts and big fake bum but slim waist and muscle definition.
Gives excellent service and is a lovely, outgoing, friendly lady. Gotta say I had a great time.
Re verification - I wasn't asked for photo ID or any of the more US-style steps.
Happy punting.

[Steely Dan]

Ok chaps...I can confirm I've seen Jade, a few weeks ago. Not written a review because I've been busy but I also can't be arsed with all the flack people get on this forum for paying above average prices for a punt.

Man up and post a review please.  The so called flak is just a few pixels - no big deal.  Response is part of what makes this site useful.  But yeah it will come.  You are almost at a review - just need Link, Location, Logistics, Looks, and Service.  Go for it.

[PapaSmurf]

Ok chaps...I can confirm I've seen Jade, a few weeks ago. Not written a review because I've been busy but I also can't be arsed with all the flack people get on this forum for paying above average prices for a punt.
She is fit, in both senses of the word. A very unique physique which is why she can pitch herself at the higher end. Definitely not fat (and I honestly can't see how you'd think that from her photos). Large breasts and big fake bum but slim waist and muscle definition.
Gives excellent service and is a lovely, outgoing, friendly lady. Gotta say I had a great time.
Re verification - I wasn't asked for photo ID or any of the more US-style steps.
Happy punting.

Thanks for the insight. If she can get her rates down to like £200 for 30 minutes I would consider her.

[Amluthar]

Could you let me know us know how much you paid? I'm willing to splash out on a girl like this if the service is good.

[Stevensmiles]

Ok chaps...I can confirm I've seen Jade, a few weeks ago. Not written a review because I've been busy but I also can't be arsed with all the flack people get on this forum for paying above average prices for a punt.
She is fit, in both senses of the word. A very unique physique which is why she can pitch herself at the higher end. Definitely not fat (and I honestly can't see how you'd think that from her photos). Large breasts and big fake bum but slim waist and muscle definition.
Gives excellent service and is a lovely, outgoing, friendly lady. Gotta say I had a great time.
Re verification - I wasn't asked for photo ID or any of the more US-style steps.
Happy punting.

Your too busy to write a review yet your not too busy to post this.

It’s not flak this lady is getting as someone said previously. Pricing (once again) is simply a subjective topic.
I’ve not met the girl so can’t speak about her looks or service etc. I can only comment on the email reply I got and it was like a drawn up contract. Listing the criteria needed before a meeting.

I’m afraid I’ve never met anyone yet where I’ve felt the need to send them my personal details.

[Fuzzyduck]

Ok chaps...I can confirm I've seen Jade, a few weeks ago. Not written a review because I've been busy but I also can't be arsed with all the flack people get on this forum for paying above average prices for a punt.
She is fit, in both senses of the word. A very unique physique which is why she can pitch herself at the higher end. Definitely not fat (and I honestly can't see how you'd think that from her photos). Large breasts and big fake bum but slim waist and muscle definition.
Gives excellent service and is a lovely, outgoing, friendly lady. Gotta say I had a great time.
Re verification - I wasn't asked for photo ID or any of the more US-style steps.
Happy punting.

I get that the flak some reviews attract can put people off reviewing in the first place, but why on earth did you post this at all? It comes across as "I've seen her lads, go me. It was great but I won't publish a full review" and will attract far more flak than a debate on pricing. You seem to have good insight in a niche area on an SP that hasn't been widely reviewed. It would clearly benefit several punters if you published a full review.

[zidhodhi]

Is her profile gone now? Would love to see more pics.

[TOB]

I get that the flak some reviews attract can put people off reviewing in the first place, but why on earth did you post this at all? It comes across as "I've seen her lads, go me. It was great but I won't publish a full review" and will attract far more flak than a debate on pricing. You seem to have good insight in a niche area on an SP that hasn't been widely reviewed. It would clearly benefit several punters if you published a full review.

You make me laugh. Calm down mate. I might post a review at some point, they just take longer to write.
You're hilarious how wound up you're getting.

[Malvolio]

I thought Fuzzyduck was making a polite suggestion, rather than getting wound up.

Always good to put a review in to help out your fellow punters.

[PapaSmurf]

Ok I've been going back and fourth on if I should consider booking her, and I finally got around to looking at her actual services. It's just domination and role play. Nothing sexual at all.

No massages, nothing. I was flirting with the idea of paying her going rate for a massage, with extras. But £400 to be her punching bag is a no no. 
I'll book mark her page if I win the lottery though. 

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WHAT DO I OFFER YOU
Private Sessions does not include anything sexual. Please do not ask for sexual acts or send me any request to perform sexual acts. Sessions are designed on a built to suit the clients needs. Rates per session can change based on the demands.

Specialties include smothering, face sitting rescue role play such as lifeguard or super hero, Muscle worshiping, pin wrestling, fantasy, pin holds, domination, foxy and fantasy boxing, posing, lift and carry, choke holds, strong squeeze cuddle sessions, belly punching, beat downs, scissors sessions, and lift and carries and foot fetish with limits no rubbing my feet on your genitals. I do not offer sex or any sexual services.

[Fuzzyduck]

I thought Fuzzyduck was making a polite suggestion, rather than getting wound up.

Always good to put a review in to help out your fellow punters.

Indeed. The irony of his post is worth half a chuckle on its own.

[Anadin]

Ok I've been going back and fourth on if I should consider booking her, and I finally got around to looking at her actual services. It's just domination and role play. Nothing sexual at all.

No massages, nothing. I was flirting with the idea of paying her going rate for a massage, with extras. But £400 to be her punching bag is a no no. 
I'll book mark her page if I win the lottery though. 

Taken from her site.
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WHAT DO I OFFER YOU
Private Sessions does not include anything sexual. Please do not ask for sexual acts or send me any request to perform sexual acts. Sessions are designed on a built to suit the clients needs. Rates per session can change based on the demands.

Specialties include smothering, face sitting rescue role play such as lifeguard or super hero, Muscle worshiping, pin wrestling, fantasy, pin holds, domination, foxy and fantasy boxing, posing, lift and carry, choke holds, strong squeeze cuddle sessions, belly punching, beat downs, scissors sessions, and lift and carries and foot fetish with limits no rubbing my feet on your genitals. I do not offer sex or any sexual services.

Maybe she's given up proper escorting but if you're really willing to pay her fees I'd contact her first and make sure that you're not missing out based on reasonable assumptions. It's possible that she's retired or trying to distance herself from it and perhaps going UTR. It might also be the other weird thing I've seen where escorts don't work in their home town or country .

[walras]

Just spotted this thread.

I saw Jade in the summer of 2015 at her home. I found her on a muscle fetish website and booked her for sensual muscle worship. I paid £250 for an hour.

Jade: very attractive (9/10), sexy, curvy, off-season muscular, amazing body.

Services: tests of strength, playful wrestling,  RO, facesitting, HJ

Comments on the price: there is a niche/subculture of mostly touring female bodybuilders (they advertise on wb270 and sessiongirls). The prices are high, and few provide FS, but their bodies are the real deal. The only times I've paid £250+ is for FBBs. There seem to be a growing number of regular escorts who are muscular, offer full service and have reasonable prices - so that suits me now.

Jade has positioned herself in a high-price market segment: she's unlikely to be VFM for the vast majority of punters.

[PapaSmurf]

Just spotted this thread.

I saw Jade in the summer of 2015 at her home. I found her on a muscle fetish website and booked her for sensual muscle worship. I paid £250 for an hour.

Jade: very attractive (9/10), sexy, curvy, off-season muscular, amazing body.

Services: tests of strength, playful wrestling,  RO, facesitting, HJ

Comments on the price: there is a niche/subculture of mostly touring female bodybuilders (they advertise on wb270 and sessiongirls). The prices are high, and few provide FS, but their bodies are the real deal. The only times I've paid £250+ is for FBBs. There seem to be a growing number of regular escorts who are muscular, offer full service and have reasonable prices - so that suits me now.

Jade has positioned herself in a high-price market segment: she's unlikely to be VFM for the vast majority of punters.

Thanks for the insight. I could see myself paying £200 for the service's you described. Particularly the wrestling and HJ. Maybe could convince myself to pay £250 with more positive reviews and recommendations. £400 is out of the question.

Just out of curiosity does she provide a massage service too? Some body to body massage? 

[timbucktwo]

I could stretch to £200 for hour if she included naked b2b, erotic massage and HJ.

But for £400 that is way too much for no guarantee of a fuck.

[PapaSmurf]

I could stretch to £200 for hour if she included naked b2b, erotic massage and HJ.

But for £400 that is way too much for no guarantee of a fuck.

Yea me too. I'll would even take those service's for 30 minutes. I've been leaning more into the massage service's anyway (with or without the happy ending). 

[walras]

Thanks for the insight. I could see myself paying £200 for the service's you described. Particularly the wrestling and HJ. Maybe could convince myself to pay £250 with more positive reviews and recommendations. £400 is out of the question.

Just out of curiosity does she provide a massage service too? Some body to body massage?

I didn't ask for a massage, and I don't recall whether it was on offer. I don't regret seeing her, but £250 was steep - I had a better experience with Phaedra Sweety at less than half the price...

[PapaSmurf]

Wow her latest twitter post quotes a £750 an hour rate!!! 
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If she's trying to thin out her client base to investment bankers and celebrities then fair enough. I can officially take myself out of the running though lol.

Funnily enough, even if I was a millionaire I would still pass because there's just not enough reference content out there. Her website and instagram are limited. She's not as prolific as say Lisa Cross. Nor does she have the same resume as a pornstars like Jaiden West, Emma Butt etc.

I guess she probably gets punters through word of mouth?