Jessvixen - Morley Leeds

[Neptune]

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Comms good
Parking free
Booked for 7pm
Arrived, radio silence about to leave at 12 past the hour and she rang me, very apologetic but stating she was hungry!!
She mentioned a kebab.
Well this is a first for me as I walk around the corner to the kebab shop and order donner and chips with chilli sauce and yoghurt.
I rang her and she let me in.

Into a living room with Jess who is a beautiful petite lady with a stunning figure and large fake but we'll done breasts. She started talking and dancing and waving her arms about .She attacked the poor donner like she hadn't eaten for weeks and I helped.
At one point I was stuffing food into her mouth which I found quite a turn on.
She talked and talked and talked and danced and talked.
Eventually we kissed a bit and I removed all my clothes. She talked more

Well after about 30 minutes of me entering the place the action started. OWO which was Ok but she kept stopping to talk, she then requested that she lick my arse, now this was the best bit and went on for a good 5 mins whilst I wanked myself. I then asked to lick her arse. Not allowed.
She talked more and more. I told her I wanted her to sit on my face. She then said something about a sponge and kept smelling her fingers after touching herself. She said she didn't have any infections or anything like that just something to do with this sponge.
She then poured wine down her body and Sat on my chest, with her pussy in licking distance. I said i did not want to now.
I then said i wasn't feeling it any more and not sure that we clicked.
She then became a little upset that things had not worked out, I got dressed. She gave me 40 pounds back. I said it wasn't necessary but she insisted and also offered me a free 30 minutes next time.
I felt relief when I exited the building as I could see she wasn't happy that she had not satisfied her client and I just wanted to get out.

Left 1 hour and 15 minutes after entering

Positives: rimming was a real turn on

Negatives: didn't really seem interested in sex but more interested in talking about herself and dancing
Felt like she was high on something, but can't say for sure just might be the way she is.
Boy can she talk!!

Conclusion: she needs to learn to shut up when it matters and if her puss is stinky either clean it or don't book anyone. Very strange lass

Return, No no no
Just didn't click with her

[mickyt1969]

ive seen jess myself once and had a really good time, certainly knows what buttons to push. yes she does talk alot but thats jess for you. i booked for a hr and was there a good 2 lol. sorry it didn't go well for you. dont let it put you off returning.think her reviews speak for themselve

[Neptune]

ive seen jess myself once and had a really good time, certainly knows what buttons to push. yes she does talk alot but thats jess for you. i booked for a hr and was there a good 2 lol. sorry it didn't go well for you. dont let it put you off returning.think her reviews speak for themselve

Think you should write your own review instead of white knighting on mine.
You may have had a good time but I did not so why would I return?
She certainly did not know what buttons to press for me.

[yorkieyorkie]

ive seen jess myself once and had a really good time, certainly knows what buttons to push. yes she does talk alot but thats jess for you. i booked for a hr and was there a good 2 lol. sorry it didn't go well for you. dont let it put you off returning.think her reviews speak for themselve

Strange comment. The OP can only comment on his experience.

Can I post a review for Jess when she was working at lush? It was 18 months ago. My experience is not too dissimilar to this review.

[mickyt1969]

well we all have our own opinions and im not here to get into a slanging match, fook me we all have bad punts

[Niggledebits]

Hi Neptune

Really sorry for you especially after my review.

At least she offered a refund which must be a first.  Sounds like she just wanted to rim you which to be honest I enjoy as much as sex.

She is a livewire though.  Did she not demand you put it up her sweet arse?

N

[Neptune]

She is a livewire though.  Did she not demand you put it up her sweet arse?

When I asked if I could lick her arse she said no but I could fuck it  but then she got out a dildo and suggested she fuck my arse with it.  I declined the offer
She demanded nothing
She talked about her problems and herself
 90 percent of the time she was acting weird and talking like no tomorrow.

[wristjob]

Sounds like she was on a different planet.

[Neptune]

Sounds like she was on a different planet.

You hit the nail on the head

[HailWood]

I added Jess to my HL based on recent positives. Now I’m just not sure. Part of me remains really interested another part says why risk it with an inconsistent lass. Sponge bit worried me. Her concern that she hadn’t met your expectations, Neptune, and willingness to offer recompense usually indicates a lass with a decent attitude.

[stevedave]

You hit the nail on the head

I won't lie, this thought did cross my mind when I saw her, but I put it down to the vodka and energy drink. Quite conceivably there could have been other things involved, but I have no evidence so didn't mention it.

[starnatalia]

Oh dear Kebab she must be very very hungry hope i will not find Kebab all over walls in a living room, strange didn't smell anything from her funny last time was clean to me ,but tomuch alcohol deferently destroys natural balance, 2l off water a day great solution for lovely smells pussy . Will ask her what's happening last night. But sound you very lovely man can I have fish and chips next time .Wondering who paid for Kebab   

[bitofanovice]

Lol @starnatalia

This girl has a spot on attitude.  Nat, fancy McDonalds some time 

[Empire escorts]

She then said something about a sponge and kept smelling her fingers after touching herself. She said she didn't have any infections or anything like that just something to do with this sponge.


The sponge she is talking about is, girls, use a sponge for a period to soak up the blood, so they can keep working and that's probably paranoid that she smelt as she would have been on her period. Usually, girls don't mention that as they keep it discreet.

[muffin]

Using sponges sounds like masking period to me..

[Neptune]

Oh dear Kebab she must be very very hungry hope i will not find Kebab all over walls in a living room, strange didn't smell anything from her funny last time was clean to me ,but tomuch alcohol deferently destroys natural balance, 2l off water a day great solution for lovely smells pussy . Will ask her what's happening last night. But sound you very lovely man can I have fish and chips next time .Wondering who paid for Kebab   

She paid for kebab.
Last night?
It's a dinner date Star Nat Fish and Chips - can't wait

[Mountain Goat]

Neptune - it does sound reasonably similar to my experience. See review - she was clearly pissed and very keen on rimming. I had a good time hence the positive but there does seem to be a pattern with SteveDave, yours and my experience.

[starnatalia]

No kebabs or MacDonalds me on diet need to take off my fat only Jess can afford to eat kebab for breakfast lunch and dinner cos her body very feet body off pornstar model .Not understand how come Jess eat kebabs and stay slim and tone and me eat 1 tiny chocolate my arse will grow huge

[Niggledebits]

Empire

Very valid point, that is why I found her so tight.

N

[mrfishyfoo]

Sounds like she was on a different planet.

More like she was ON the rag as why else would she be concerned about a sponge.

YUCK !!! 

[p3ngu1n]

Using sponges sounds like masking period to me..

Most definitely.

We all like a drink, but the picture I'm getting from her recent reviews sounds like a cry for help - I don't mean that in a nasty way, she may be going through shit in her life fuck knows. Either way, she'll do herself a favour to sort herself out.

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Arrived, radio silence about to leave at 12 past the hour and she rang me, very apologetic but stating she was hungry!!
She mentioned a kebab.
Well this is a first for me as I walk around the corner to the kebab shop and order donner and chips with chilli sauce and yoghurt.
I rang her and she let me in.

Into a living room with Jess who is a beautiful petite lady with a stunning figure and large fake but we'll done breasts. She started talking and dancing and waving her arms about .She attacked the poor donner like she hadn't eaten for weeks and I helped.
At one point I was stuffing food into her mouth which I found quite a turn on.

Pity about your experience OP, because that opener almost certainly had all the makings & (kebab) trimmings of an EXCELLENT porno - I were on the edge of my seat!

[Paul1738]

When that review started with feeding kebab to each other whilst getting your hole licked, it sounded like the perfect start to a very good punt.
Sorry to hear it turned weird OP.

[mrfishyfoo]

The sponge she is talking about is, girls, use a sponge for a period to soak up the blood, so they can keep working and that's probably paranoid that she smelt as she would have been on her period. Usually, girls don't mention that as they keep it discreet.

That's well out of order !!! 

There's nowt wrong with bloodsports IMHO if a lass is honest about it.  Just means no licking and fingers as it'll be a bloodbath. 

BUT some punters are squeamish and don't like it fullstop.

Won't be the first time that I've fished a sponge out and thrown it at a lass.  I know what I'm "looking" for and you can taste it !!! 

[One Eyed Snake]

That's well out of order !!! 

There's nowt wrong with bloodsports IMHO if a lass is honest about it.  Just means no licking and fingers as it'll be a bloodbath. 

BUT some punters are squeamish and don't like it fullstop.

Won't be the first time that I've fished a sponge out and thrown it at a lass.  I know what I'm "looking" for and you can taste it !!! 

Totally agree, only happened to me the once, to be honest I felt sick . FFS can’t the girls just take a few days off, Star Nat if you’re reading this there’s nothing wrong with your arse babe  pics look amazing.

[Midori]

That's well out of order !!! 

There's nowt wrong with bloodsports IMHO if a lass is honest about it.  Just means no licking and fingers as it'll be a bloodbath. 

BUT some punters are squeamish and don't like it fullstop.

Won't be the first time that I've fished a sponge out and thrown it at a lass.  I know what I'm "looking" for and you can taste it !!! 

Sponges are fantastic, I wish I knew about them when I was a civvy. You can barely tell a lot of the time. However, if I have a booking to honour and I come on, I am honest before the client sets off and let them know that I can either use a sponge, move to an oral only booking  or they can cancel or rearrange. I feel it's only fair. X

[Neptune]

Just to be clear
I don't know if she had a 'sponge' in her. I also never put anything in her pussy.
Her only concern was that she might smell. And she mentioned a sponge a couple of times.
She would not allow me to rim her or lick her before pouring wine all down her front. By then I was put off.

[One Eyed Snake]

Sponges are fantastic, I wish I knew about them when I was a civvy. You can barely tell a lot of the time. However, if I have a booking to honour and I come on, I am honest before the client sets off and let them know that I can either use a sponge, move to an oral only booking  or they can cancel or rearrange. I feel it's only fair. X

At least that’s the decent thing to do.

[One Eyed Snake]

Just to be clear
I don't know if she had a 'sponge' in her. I also never put anything in her pussy.
Her only concern was that she might smell. And she mentioned a sponge a couple of times.
She would not allow me to rim her or lick her before pouring wine all down her front. By then I was put off.

To be honest after reading what’s been said about her I think I personally would give her a wide birth, she sounds like she’s got some sort of problem. Pity because she looks FAF.

[homeland]

Crack cocaine

[Neptune]

Crack cocaine

What you talking about?
Know this for sure ?
Strong accusation pal to be posting on here

[homeland]

Get in the real world pall if its not drink its drugs and I'm not your pall

[yorkieyorkie]

Get in the real world pall if its not drink its drugs and I'm not your pall

Yet you called him pal 

[Neptune]

Get in the real world pall if its not drink its drugs and I'm not your pall

Pal, first of all learn how to spell Pal, then tell me why you specifically quoted Crack Cocaine.
If you have no evidence then shut the fuck up, Pal

[stevedave]

Crack cocaine

Wow. Ok.

Nah, her teeth were fine.

[homeland]

o.k. drug's come any form of way. and wat has teeth got to.do with it there the last thing you worry about ex pal

[daffyduck]

somehow I don't think a junkie/crack/smackhead would reimburse you £40 lol. After reading her reviews I was tempted to come off my sabbatical but this review I don't know now. 

[stevedave]

o.k. drug's come any form of way. and wat has teeth got to.do with it there the last thing you worry about ex pal

Crack heads have shit teeth. Google it.

[Niggledebits]

Just been in touch with Nat and she sent me a picture of a bottle of spirits that Jess downed yesterday.

When I met with her she did smell of alcohol.

Shame because she is easy to get on with albeit chatty.

Again Neptune a shame. Perhaps you should take her up on the free 30mins and don’t feed her first. Wouldn’t surprise if she had very little to eat during the day and the kebab left her sluggish.

[daffyduck]

blimey sounds like if you dfk with her you'll be over the limit 

[cueball]

Cheers for the review neptune.

That sounds like one of those punts where you're thinking "I need to be somewhere fuckin else"

Cheers for sharing 

[Neptune]

Cheers for the review neptune.
That sounds like one of those punts where you're thinking "I need to be somewhere fuckin else"

Cheers for sharing 

Exactly but only once she was sitting on my chest, I'm then thinking mmm... how to get out of this. She wasn't funny with me at all though but it was awkward.
Just said this isn't working. 

[starnatalia]

Well I talk to her today she said ofcorse she upset negative rewue but not blamed him it's normal to be pissed off ,lods thinks was going wrong she trying to fix but didn't work out ,apparently she send to him this morning other message how bad she feel .I see couple times Jess drinking and left vodka bottles after but I never see she use drugs .But how said Ali Kat in a past ,I did remember still there no sush bad publicity, we should learned from our mistakes .But for sure she don't working today that's what she said  .

[Neptune]

Well I talk to her today she said ofcorse she upset negative rewue but not blamed him it's normal to be pissed off ,lods thinks was going wrong she trying to fix but didn't work out ,apparently she send to him this morning other message how bad she feel .I see couple times Jess drinking and left vodka bottles after but I never see she use drugs .But how said Ali Kat in a past ,I did remember still there no sush bad publicity, we should learned from our mistakes .But for sure she don't working today that's what she said  .

Phone turned off so I haven't seen any message. But a very positive way of thinking.
By the way the kebab was one of the best I've had!!
Round the corner and second kebab shop

[starnatalia]

Yes I said that to her you did enjoyed kebab that was big turn for you she was louthing, also room was tidy rubbish in a bin not kebabs all over walls lol

[2504lim]

A bit off putting if she is a druggie , is she clean ?
Or even if a alcoholic , is she always safe and use protection .
I’m sure Nat will sort her out

[marlboro20]

Crack cocaine

You're a real dick head to say that on here Homeland... Jess may have had one too many V&T's but that's about as far as it would go.
Neptune... sorry to hear you had a bad session with Jess... it goes against all the intel.

[Neptune]

You're a real dick head to say that on here Homeland... Jess may have had one too many V&T's but that's about as far as it would go.
Neptune... sorry to hear you had a bad session with Jess... it goes against all the intel.

+1

[starnatalia]

She deferently use condoms, well me went yesterday for my monthly check ups to gym clinic i do that every month, so I did lick her pussy she lick mine ,we kiss, deep through blowjobs share there cocks so if she got something my results next week show ofcorse but I believe she is very clean .

[Ali Katt]

More like she was ON the rag as why else would she be concerned about a sponge.

YUCK !!! 

Mr FF I thought you were a kinky guy what's wrong with a bit of shark week fingerpainting.

[Ali Katt]

Sponges are fantastic, I wish I knew about them when I was a civvy. You can barely tell a lot of the time. However, if I have a booking to honour and I come on, I am honest before the client sets off and let them know that I can either use a sponge, move to an oral only booking  or they can cancel or rearrange. I feel it's only fair. X

What if they don't mind the sight of blood?