£35 for 1 hour massage HE inclusive.
External Link/Members OnlyComms - Appointment made by text, address sent promptly. Easy to locate.
Place - Her house, in very quiet residential cul-de-sac. Open plan so walk of shame past a few neighbours out in front gardens at time of visit.
The Girl - crap with ages but somewhere in the 40 - 50 bracket I should guess. Slim small tits. Neither attractive nor unattractive.
The service - Leave shoes inside front door, up stairs into a bedroom with a massage table squeezed in by a double bed. En suite small bathroom with shower and toilet. Very clean and tidy.
The massage was both disjointed and not in any particular style. A mixture of light strokes and finger prods using cold baby oil rather than warm massage oil. Some background music went on - fucking opera nooo . . and off she went, rubs and prods here there and everywhere and out of the blue a sensual light stroke down over the arse cheeks. Turn over time and much the same but after a couple of minutes came a squirt of baby oil on the bollocks and the cock massage part. As has been mentioned in other reports the HE was a mixture of rapid wanking, cock rolling between hands and a dropping spider fingers sort of thing on my bell end. Invited to cop a feel of her tits and bra already unfastened ready for action.The coup de gras was delivered very pleasurably with the aid of her Dolphin wanking machine/massager, the only thing missing was Beethovens symphony No 9 chorale finale to spunk to. Then it was back to the rub and poking and ended with a greasy baby oil covered hands head massage.
I would class this as a clinical health type massage with a wank thrown in, not really sensual at all. I visit a couple of totally legit places and the massages I get are miles better than this one but at £50 for 90 mins so the value for money is there with a free hand job but the quality is not.
Comms 9/10
Room 6/10 (Cramped)
Massage 5/10
HE 5/10
Background ambient music 1/10
Would I go again? Yes recommended due to good value but when it gets dark earlier and no fucking flight of the valkyries. This was like a punting version of Spitting images John Major puppet. Neither bad nor good everything was well . . . average.
