Racehorses with names like WGs or porn stars

[clackers]

My first post. I've been perusing this site for about a month and had a good laugh. Please don't be hard on me because I'm not a prolific punter!

 
In the pub today, and the racing from Plumpton was on, and the 'favourite' in a race I happened to catch, was called Kristal Hart. I smiled to myself and thought, yeah the owner must either be a punter, or someone that watches porn. Any other similar examples like this?

[winkywanky]

How appropriate that the young filly was racing at Plumpton! 

[Al Ramone]

Lady Sonia ran at Ayr last month, and Mandy Lexi ran 5 or 6 years ago - should cover a couple of dozen escorts.....

[Steve2]

Reminds me of when there was a horse called "My Face"

It was great watching 100's of women  cheering it on

Come on my face 

[clackers]

Reminds me of when there was a horse called "My Face"

It was great watching 100's of women  cheering it on

Come on my face 

Who was riding on it?

[myothernameis]

Who was riding on it?

Your dad 

[Blackpool Rock]

Wasn't there a load of horses given "Double Entendre" names about 25 years ago 
I heard the story went along the lines of the stable owner got caught out shagging a 17 year old stable girl and his wife who had the job of officially naming / registering the horses names decided to get revenge by giving a load of horses smutty names.
The thing is the horses were owned by rich people some of whom may have found it funny but perhaps a Saudi prince wasn't so impressed.
I do remember one was called Mary Hinge but can't recall any others but apparently the authorities now reject any suspect names if they suss them including these -
Passing Wind
Anita Bath
Oil Beef Hooked
Arfur Foulkesaycke
Drew Peacock
Noble Ox
Ivanna Tinkle
Hoof Hearted
Wear the Fox Hat
Anna Reksik
Far Kinnel
Betty Swallocks

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[Vivago]

The Jockey Club are a lot more savvy now and risque names seldom get through the screening procedure.

Not like the old days when you could get away with names like Shy Talk.

[Kingy28]

Two running in the same race at Lingfield today sound like AW names,  Akexis Carrington & Mistress Nellie.

[clackers]

Brilliant. I might have a punt on them. £50 Each way on both of them.

[Davetheman66]

There was one called Hoof Arted

Not sure if there was a horse with the same name 

[unclepokey]

Never mind WGs or porn stars there is or was a line of race horses with the name Uncle Pokey.
Moreover I've noticed recently that my nic is big business in the US. Just google unclepokey.com

I feel litigation coming on.

Uncle Pokey
Just an ordinary punter

[billygreen]

Slippery Dick was a steeplechaser years ago on the Northern Racecourse circuit

[winkywanky]

Slippery Dick was a steeplechaser years ago on the Northern Racecourse circuit

That may be an allusion to Dick Turpin (the Highwayman) but nevertheless, a nice bit of double entendre.

[gary03]

Used to be one in ireland called Mary Hinge

[billygreen]

There was a dog a Belle Vue --- Knock Off.He was very good at coming from behind.