Just wondered if any self-employed folk had written off punting whilst away as a “business expense” and if so, how did you do it, i.e. what did you list it as?
As others have pointed out this is a silly idea - but it recalls the palmy days of yore ... and something amazingly stupid done by my former employer, at that time the highest paid man in Britain.
My former business partner ran an agency in Malaysia and then later in Lagos. In Malaysia his greatest source of new business was via a friendly arrangement with the Madam of the best brothel in Kuala Lumpur. In Lagos he used to drive around (slowly and erratically I imagine) while getting blowjobs.
My former boss here, Sir Martin Sorrell, lost control of his business, at that time the world's largest (and had a VERY expensive divorce) because he was seen and reported by employees emerging from a brothel in Shepherd Market - where he paid with company credit card.
The happy ending for him is that he's back in business doing very well, thank you. So there's hope for us all!