WHERE DO I START? Met August-Mae around a month ago (first time).
Booking: I booked 30 minutes to start with for £70. Comms: Took a long while to reply, really blunt but the old boy was thinking for me.
Location: Waterbeach, looked alright when driving through but ended up at some dirty 70’s looking block of communal flats. Not discreet at all. Outside of the flats was a dump, rubbish everywhere scattered all outside. Thought I’d give it a try as i hadn’t seen inside yet. (Nearly walked by this point).
Didn’t need to ring a buzzer, the communal door was wedged open which backs up my point that it completely lacks privacy. Her flat was on the top floor, having to walk past 5 other flats where people were outside sat on their doorsteps smoking.
As I got to the flat door, there was music blaring and bin bags left outside. All I heard when I knocked was a shout from a woman saying get the door. But a bloke answered and lead me into the room where August-mae was. Flat stunk of cannabis, appeared tidy but definitely unhygienic. Bin overflowing with empty condom wrappers with a shit load of tissue so probably used condoms in there.
I could clearly hear people in the lounge area, talking laughing with music playing. Got quickly hurried into the bedroom.
August herself was abrupt and looked miserable as fuck, already naked and laid on the bed touching herself as I’d barely taken off my shoes. She was definitely more overweight than her pictures, absolutely covered from head to toe in tattoos (on face as well). Pictures obviously aren’t that recent at all.
Just as I’d managed to take off my clothes she said “lick me out” so being horny as fuck already, I did. Worst mistake as the hygiene was unpleasant. Quickly stopped that, she then said to fuck her bareback which that’s a massive no from me especially with how she smelt. Put on a condom, fucked her doggy so I couldn’t see her face & chucked cash on the side and left in a hurry.
Didn’t have any wipes or anything to clean up with and I definitely wasn’t using the shower as when I walked past, it had no door. Asked her where to wipe, she said on the sheets. God knows if she even changes them.
Would have much rather shagged a prozzie on the street corner.
Never again.