External Link/Members OnlyI am not the kind of person that would normally write a negative review and consequently affect a girl's reputation. So far I have either left a positive review or haven't done one at all. However, the service provided (or to be more precise, the lack of it) to go with THE MISLEADING AW PROFILE AND THE SERVICES ACTUALLY OFFERED by British Babe Jade, warrant a negative review in this case.
I am sorry but I have been forced to write this negative review, but I believe that this review is for two good purposes:
1. It will warn the punter as to what to expect and what not to expect from Jade.
2. It might provide a proper feedback mechanism whereby the girl will put things right if she wants to succeed at what she does.
I will now continue this review in my usual style, as follows:
Location:A very comfortable hotel on the outskirts of Watford. The room was clean, smoke free and smelt nice. There was an ensuite shower which I availed of.
Parking for hotel guests was free.
The entrance was quite discreet.
Score: 9/10
Communication:Initially Jade failed to reply to my first text, and was slow in responding to my AW message. After I sent her a second text, the communication improved. In the end, it became very satisfactory and professional through prompt replies via text.
Score: 7/10
Appearance / Physical aspects:Jade is a very beautiful young lady, quite close to being stunningly attractive. The stated age of 23 on her AW profile seems to be correct.
There had been a lot of confusion regarding Jade's height. Well, I measured her visually and by comparing my height with hers, and she seemed to be 5 feet 10 inches tall. I mentioned my estimate to her and she said I was spot on.
Being tall, Jade is well proportioned, so she doesn't appear to be extremely slim as one would expect from a girl of her height.
I would say that the photos on AW are definitely hers.
Score: 8/10.
Personality:Jade is a friendly lady with a nice personality.
Score: 8/10
Services:This is where the whole punt went horribly wrong. So horribly wrong that it had to be a negative, and not even a neutral.
An important part of Jade's services listed on her AW profile are clearly wrong and misleading.Jade's AW profile suggests that she is a very naughty nymphomaniac type of girl who would be keen in offering either a dirty GFE or a PSE or a bit of both. Sadly this was not the case.
Despite being listed amongst her likes, there was
no french kissing, no swallowing and most importantly no receiving oral.The only service that was of note was her OWO which was quite good.
Score: 1/10
Encounter:What seemed to be an encounter to look forward to, thanks to King Tarzan's review and constant praise of the girl, turned out to be my worst encounter in years.
I was expecting to arrive 5 minutes late, and informed Jade about this. She was fine with this, as it allowed her 5-10 minutes to take a shower.
These 5-10 minutes really became half an hour. I was kept waiting and became worried.
Anyway, when I got to the room half an hour later than scheduled, I immediately complimented Jade on her stunning looks. I normally expect a kiss or a hug in return but Jade immediately asked me for money by saying "please show me the money before I proceed". I gave her the envelope and she counted the four £20 notes for the half hour session.
The next thing she said was "I insist on my clients having a shower". I was going to have one anyway, as I always do, but perhaps she could have mentioned this in a better way.
Without having even smelt my breath, she insisted that I had some mints, and there were plenty of these in the bathroom. I thought great, Jade wants me to have mints, so I should expect some wonderful french kissing.
Jade then asked me what I was after, i.e. a GFE or PSE, to which I said a GFE but we will go with the flow.
After the shower, I told Jade that french kissing really got me going to which she said that she will do so but not with too much deep tongue. Moderate tongue was supposed to be OK.
I was offered a massage, which I declined, so it was straight to the action. It started with very mild kissing which involved lips but only slightly more than just pecking. As for tongue, there was none, despite the promise of moderate tongue.
I then attempted to go down on Jade but was immediately warned that she did not do reverse oral under any circumstances. This meant that the 69 position and face sitting were also out of the window. This is the first time that I have ever had a girl say no to reverse oral. Very odd!
I told Jade that I was a very oral person and loved kissing and cunnilingus, but she was adamant that I keep my mouth away from her pussy. The next best alternative was to touch it but she initially refused, and then had a change of mind and allowed me to finger her for the odd few seconds, BUT subject to her examining my fingers and my nails. Obviously I passed this examination but after just a few seconds of fingering her, she withdrew my fingers.
Next was OWO. This was very good and above average. Lots of spit too, but this did not go on for more than 2-3 minutes. We were about 5-8 minutes into the session whereby Jade decided on her own to put a condom on me. I said this was too soon, but as I could not do much else with her, I agreed. Jade applied lots of lube on my condom covered member and we went at it in cowgirl and finally in missionary. Despite asking her to slow down, she was reluctant, and I ended too soon.
I thought I should finish in her mouth but she said that she did not swallow. She didn't appear keen on CIM either. Anyway, she ensured that I finished in missionary ASAP, and she succeeded.
The whole punt lasted 18 minutes minus the shower. The whole time Jade was very mechanical and totally uninterested.
I was misled into thinking that Jade would provide french kissing, and it was only after the action commenced that I was told that there was no reverse oral on offer. I felt totally conned and felt dejected and rejected. I came out with my confidence very low and felt like the ugliest man on Earth.
Before leaving, I did mention to Jade that a lot of the services listed on her AW profile were not offered. She said that her agent created the profile and that she was unaware of what was on it. Sadly, there wasn't a word of regret or apology from her.
Score: 1/10
Conclusion:Out of french kissing, face sitting, swallow and reverse oral, which were advertised, none were on offer. I paid for half an hour but got only about half of my time.
If you guys prefer to go solely for looks regardless of the quality of service and the honesty in which it is advertised, then Jade is your girl, otherwise there are plenty of better options.
Score: 1/10
