If you want me you'll have to FIGHT me and win

[cockneybstrd]

Fuck me I am up for a challenge but surely the prize is that you should be able to walk away without fucking her if you won.

Surely there can be only one person with the right MMA training and body fat who could take on this lump

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[DaveMugabe]

i would lose.......................... on purpose!

[NIK]

I wouldn't enter the contest. 

I've seen some shite profiles on AWank, but... 

[Cunnivorous Vagitarian]

DAMMIT!!!!

That REALLY got me going until i saw those pictures!
I've never run more than a mile in my entire life.....
I would start and not fucking stop if she opened the door! 

[cockneybstrd]

I wouldn't enter the contest. 

I've seen some shite profiles on AWank, but... 

I am sure some lurker will have sent her the link. And so by about ten am when she has finished her big builders breakfast at the Cafe she will be on here throwing her weight around !

[myothernameis]

Fuck me I am up for a challenge but surely the prize is that you should be able to walk away without fucking her if you won.

Surely there can be only one person with the right MMA training and body fat who could take on this lump

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That AW profile reminds me of this football fan

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[NIK]

I am sure some lurker will have sent her the link. And so by about ten am when she has finished her big builders breakfast at the Cafe she will be on here throwing her weight around !

And by ten pm she will be fucked off.

They complain about the abuse they get on UKP but quite honestly with some of the bollocks profiles they have they fully deserve it.
Rather than pretending to be prossies most of them ought to try and get a proper job.

[Mwtp]

Eek, no thank you.

[Madone1]

Is that butterbean in a wig 

The idea of beating a girl up then fucking seems a bit like rape to me.

[Urban_G]

Wouldn't be a fair fight, she's tooled up in one of her pics.

Off topic: that video of Delia Smith always makes me cringe with embarrassment.

[vorian]

Nasty in every way.  Is it weird AW profile week or something.

[a10]

Gotta be a wind up!   



Surely? 

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

if it's ok , I will pass on this one 

[SirFrank]

I would rather fight this bruiser than fuck her

[latecomer]

I wouldn't walk, I'd RUN .... and even at my age I can be certain that I'd run faster than her!!

[yorkshire123]

I bet SG is on his way as we speak 

[CBPaul]

Fight - preferably not with that planer going full pelt. What other toys does she have, a nail gun and circular saw. I think I'll pass thanks.

[Anallover6969]

I was so close to booking her but she's outside my weight er age range

[Dawdler]

Googling her email address leads you to a Twitter feed and a LinkedIn profile for someone running a B&B in Liverpool.

[charlie sheen]

psycho alert, condition red

[SirFrank]

I bet this chunk would put up a better fight than the Ukrainian army / riot police

[Ali Katt]

This profile is fake shit. She uses her real email address, you can view her twitter page by searching for the same name and she a minger from Liverpool and worst of all she's a dog lover.

[vorian]

Googling her email address leads you to a Twitter feed and a LinkedIn profile for someone running a B&B in Liverpool.

Now that's an episode of "Four In A Bed" I wouldn't mind seeing. 

[Ali Katt]

Now that's an episode of "Four In A Bed" I wouldn't mind seeing. 

It would be more like one in a reinforced bed, because she's the only one that would fit, unless the guy was on top of her.

[JB1969]

No woman with class would call herself a posh bird for starters and secondly most "posh birds" have an education and can string a sentence together.  Thirdly that just screams Council Estate, I wonder how much she charges, who is going to email her to find out?