SexyCras - Oxford

[JW.Bobbitt]

I guess subconsciously, I wanted my 1st review to be about an absolutely dismal experience (in order to dispel any perception of me being all fluffy & gain my UKP 'street cred'), and I so nearly succeeded.

Why would anyone (a) book a WG that does not meet your physical criteria, and (b) not walk when  the ONLY thing that you are OCD about is not met.  Maybe my therapist can help..

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Date : Sun Apr 25 2016 @ 09h00
Venue : Incall at major hotel chain, easy parking, unconcerned reception, clean large room
Rate : 120 for 1hr

Comms :
Started off brilliantly, but am severely OCD when you are sat outside and get "not ready, phone you in 1 min..." crap-that is why I do 1st available slots. Eventually got through door 20 min late (after dishing out severe,polite verbal tongue-lashing)

Girl:
British (but raised in South Africa) - excellent English and very witty/chatty (loves to talk about cars/adventure sports etc. - so saves me droning on about my pursuits)
Attractive, pretty in a been-around-the-block-a-bit-but-definitely-not--a-rottweiler way
At worst 3 or 4 yrs older than stated 29
Pictures as per AW (if anything a little skinnier) so lithe&athletic (where I prefer bumps&curves)
Blonde & happily admits to being dizzy
Small perky tits (no good for a tit-fuck, but by the same token won't suffer the droopy-udder syndrome)
A few tattoos (which I hate on anyone)
5'2" , killer heels, basque and a leery grin

Services :
Offered shower & drink
I don't do GFE/PSE/whatever (due to recent tongue surgery) so had to stop her before she willingly leapt in with FK/DFK
Consequently don't do RO etc, but from the willingness shown, I would guess there is not a lot that is not on the cards
Immediately dived in with OWO (as requested) and whilst not mind-blowingly brilliant, was above average and enthusiastic
Then into covered cow - she can ride the pony! (she had horses in her youth and has not lost her riding skills)
By this time with sweat pouring from her forehead from the exertions, I decided to get into mish
After several minutes of my weak pounding, I had to admit defeat (my heart was in it, but my head was still mush)
Nothing sadder than seeing a pretty,confused face, with her knees around her ears looking up at you........

Left after well more than hour - so no clock-watching

Will I go back?
Initially, I would have said  NO, but when she pointed out the huge height difference and I made the chirp "ideal height to balance pint of your head whilst you suck me off"
Amidst shrieks of laughter she promised to practise - she is that kind of fun, quirky girl

Do I recommend?
If you are looking for a filthy-fun-fuck, with a lot of chirpy, witty banter then definitely YES.
It sure beats, bang-for-buck what Sergei has to offer for a similar price. 


Feel free to ask questions as to why I would leave, still with a full load, but with a huge smile on my face

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for your first review, particularly as it's a TOFTT because no-one seems to have reviewed her before.

I rarely pay £120ph and certainly not until a WG is proven to do FK and enjoy RO. Therefore, I will try to get a half-hour with her when she's back in Oxford.

Cheers.

[Lewis]

Congrats on getting to see her, which is more than I did.

She promised to let me know the next time she was in Oxford and was going to make up for messing me about the last time ( see https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=85553.0  for details)

I see she's also put her prices up from £100 for the hour to £120. Somehow I don't think I'll be trying again.

Were there any signs she had a drink and/or drugs problem? From past experience these are the main causes of unreliability with WGs.

I did find a vid of her on xhamster while googling her AW address, which is about as close as I got to seeing her in the flesh.

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[JW.Bobbitt]

I see she's also put her prices up from £100 for the hour to £120. Somehow I don't think I'll be trying again.

Were there any signs she had a drink and/or drugs problem?

Yup, I have been following her travels for months and price has gone up - still less than than lot of of the other travellers who live in LaLaLand and believe the area
is populated only with Lord LoadsaMoney von RickFuck of Chipping Norton
"Jeeves, whilst Lady Arabella is off with her chums on the hunt, see if you could procure me a courtesan from that adultwork-thingy, my good man"
(On that subject - I do have a potential return meet with one of these, who is hugely rated here, and by me, but who may have shunned me because I gave her only 22h47m notice of unavoidable cancellation-watch this space)

I stick to the statement that it is a refreshing change to have someone who speaks English, is WILLING, at
a a little more (10 for half hour of jump-on-bones&get-rocks-off session) in this desert (sparsely populated with Sergei's harem).
I did have plan B ( and C D & E!) 

I did not notice drink/drugs issues - the main cause of the comms issue was that she had a major fallout with her duo partner (the name fails me - but she has been talked about here)
the night before. I would have been severely peeved had  I taken up the offer (from earlier comms) of a duo.

I think the direct (blunt but not rude) approach to not being dicked-around works with her, as she seems proud of the tag of being a dizzy blonde and needs a little wake up that this is a business transaction.
Having lived in SA for half my life, I too react better to a no-nonsense approach, the phrase
"Moenie my rondfok nie" said with a smile, works wonders!
(English equivalent is "Don’t fuck me around")

BTW : My Plan E was to go to Sunday morning mass to confess my sins - but I think, on balance, the hour and a half (that it turned out to be) was more rewarding - so who gives a .... if I rot in hell in for eternity....

[JW.Bobbitt]

I did find a vid of her on xhamster
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That is her

It was at 22:38 (in the clip) that I gave up 

AhhhFukkit - where is my short piece of rope and a tall tree?   

[Cunning Punt]

I did find a vid of her on xhamster while googling her AW address, which is about as close as I got to seeing her in the flesh.

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Great spot, Lewis! 

Good to know what she looks like because you can't really tell from her profile.

I won't be rushing to see her because she's not particularly good looking, more of a back-up.

[Lewis]

This is spooky. I was channel hopping just now, and what was being shown on Television X, the same vid (albeit censored) as the xhamster link I previously posted.

She's now haunting me 

[Cunning Punt]

This is spooky. I was channel hopping just now, and what was being shown on Television X, the same vid (albeit censored) as the xhamster link I previously posted.

She's now haunting me 

I think someone's trying to tell you something, Lewis! Time to pick up the phone. 

[Lewis]

You just gotta laugh. I just looked at her profile again and she thinks Aberdeen is in greater Manchester 

[Lewis]

That video was uploaded to the internet back in 2013 btw.

[Sexycras]

I would like to say it was an offer it has always been 120 100 was an offer before I went away!!!!

[CoolTiger]

I would like to say it was an offer it has always been 120 100 was an offer before I went away!!!!

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Your AW profile has now disappeared??

[CoolTiger]

Congrats on getting to see her, which is more than I did.

She promised to let me know the next time she was in Oxford and was going to make up for messing me about the last time ( see https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=85553.0  for details)

I see she's also put her prices up from £100 for the hour to £120. Somehow I don't think I'll be trying again.

Were there any signs she had a drink and/or drugs problem? From past experience these are the main causes of unreliability with WGs.

I did find a vid of her on xhamster while googling her AW address, which is about as close as I got to seeing her in the flesh.

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Cameraman at 22:30 is Jay, former(?) owner of realpunting website, where he has videoed countless WGs and uploaded them on to his site. Met him 10+ years ago at Natasha's Parties.

[CoolTiger]

Do you still work with britishMandy/Amy, who outed a member on here?

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Relevant thread:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=49420.0


Sexycras Previously called Crystal-69:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=55613.0

[James999]

I would like to say

Why are you whinging about your video link above?

[Lewis]

Your AW profile has now disappeared??

As have a load of other AW profiles recently.

It would seem that AW are going to town just lately in disabling verified profiles as well as those that aren't. I know someone that has had to resubmit a new photo holding up a handwritten sign with their profile number, date and adultwork.com displayed in the photo, as well as a separate submission of photo ID, such as a driving licence or passport. They went through this process last year to get their profile verified, and she can't understand why AW wanted it again. Her first photo was declined, as AW claimed it had been tampered with.

Seems they've got some new jobsworths at AW.

[Lewis]

Why are you whinging about your video link above?

I don't think she is. She's talking about the price discrepancy of her services.

[James999]

It's impossible to know, and she's been online since the question but not bothered to answer, so perhaps even she doesn't know 

[Sexycras]

That is her

It was at 22:38 (in the clip) that I gave up 

AhhhFukkit - where is my short piece of rope and a tall tree?   

Seriously have you got nothing better to do then slag me off u not so pretty are you and that video deleted ha.i don't have a drink and drug problem, surely I can't be that bad, but you slate everything. I am very clean I must add

[JW.Bobbitt]

Seriously have you got nothing better to do then slag me off u not so pretty are you and that video deleted ha.i don't have a drink and drug problem, surely I can't be that bad, but you slate everything. I am very clean I must add

YIKES - Do we have a UKP review, 1st here - give some WG a POSITIVE review and then you get quoted and yelled at 

Do I recommend?
If you are looking for a filthy-fun-fuck, with a lot of chirpy, witty banter then definitely YES.

WRT to :

It was at 22:38 (in the clip) that I gave up 

If you READ things, this is an admission (stupidly) by myself of me giving up as MY head was fucked.

Drink/drugs issues :
In response to a question from another UKP member

I did not notice drink/drugs issues - the main cause of the comms issue was that she had a major fallout with her duo partner (the name fails me

I would suggest that throwing this little hissy-fit, you have now just trashed any undecided punters to immediately put you on their blacklist - I know I have.
Had a faint thought of a possible meeting to get the job done,but now -
NO WAY

[Cunning Punt]

Seriously have you got nothing better to do then slag me off u not so pretty are you and that video deleted ha.i don't have a drink and drug problem, surely I can't be that bad, but you slate everything. I am very clean I must add

    

My God, you're ungrateful. This chap leaves you one of only two positive reviews that you have received in almost 2 years (that is indicative in itself) and you have a pop at him - for no reason, as the OP explained comprehensively in his post above.

He clearly said you weren't on drink or drugs, yet your unfounded rant will just make folks think that you are.

Given the choice about believing you that you are clean or other punters with evidence that you didn't shower between bookings, I'll believe them.

YIKES - Do we have a UKP review, 1st here - give some WG a POSITIVE review and then you get quoted and yelled at 

Had a faint thought of a possible meeting to get the job done,but now -
NO WAY

+1

Definitely on the blacklist now.

[Sexycras]

I don't think she is. She's talking about the price discrepancy of her services.

I have had the video deleted actually because it was a long time ago and I am a lot better then I was

[Sexycras]

   

My God, you're ungrateful. This chap leaves you one of only two positive reviews that you have received in almost 2 years (that is indicative in itself) and you have a pop at him - for no reason, as the OP explained comprehensively in his post above.

He clearly said you weren't on drink or drugs, yet your unfounded rant will just make folks think that you are.

Given the choice about believing you that you are clean or other punters with evidence that you didn't shower between bookings, I'll believe them.
I have not had a rant I just don't appreciate all these little comments about me on here. I'm a nice person through and through and some of the stuff that is wrote on here does not make me feel so nice. No one is perfect. Of coarse I shower between bookings if you have never met me how would u. O if I am clean or not.

Definitely on the blacklist now.

[Lewis]

i don't have a drug problem

I must have misheard you then when you said you did the occasional line of coke.

I have had the video deleted actually because it was a long time ago and I am a lot better then I was

You haven't done a very good job then. If you google "Slutty Escorts 4" it's still on loads of other websites.

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[Veritas]

   

+1

Definitely on the blacklist now.

UKP saves the day again and proves the worth of long lost threads.  Was just searching availability for today and thought 'tempting' but will now avoid!

[Lewis]

Just a heads up. She's back again with a new profile.

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I briefly saw her photos before she put them into a private gallery.

Price gone up too.

This one is like Marmite. Either you like her, or you don't. From personal experience I'll be giving her a wide berth. The taste of those salty tits still gives me nightmares 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=109841.msg1282065#msg1282065

[markymarkfb]

I did not realise it was her, text her, got this reply

   
Hi
Im ill with covid, i haven't had it, an doubt ill catch it. Have u met anyone through this. I wouldnt want a mask on i dont know about you xx

[Lewis]

I did not realise it was her, text her, got this reply

   
Hi
Im ill with covid, i haven't had it, an doubt ill catch it. Have u met anyone through this. I wouldnt want a mask on i dont know about you xx

Ah, the profile is back again then. It's been previously mentioned on here she also had the username Crystal.

That last paragraph makes no sense at all. She's ill with Covid, but hasn't had it or likely to catch it. How the hell can she be ill with it then?? 

Sounds like she's still on the drugs to me.

[Slinky]

I remember seeing the original profile in the past, always wondered how much older than the stated age she actually was. Looks like the new profile isn't using any pictures that could be recognised as from the original profile, unless the private gallery does.

As for the text reply mentioned above, yeah makes no sense at all, I initially read it 3 times over to see if it was me reading it wrong. Certainly sounds a little "detached"