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Offline itk

Yesterday spent the day arranging a punt for this morning. 9am comes around and I'm in the shower getting ready, then the missus walks in, she is meant to be around her mothers. (Done so every Tuesday for the last 10 bloody years) but this morning her mum isn't home. She wanders off and I finish up in the bathroom, to walk in the bedroom to find her spread naked on the bed. I did ask what's brought this on, as it's been about 2 months since the last shag.
Anyway, end up shagging the missus and having to cancel the booking which was met with an understandable abrupt text reply.
It's as if the OH has a sixth sense, knowing I'm about to fuck around. £60 saved I suppose and hopefully a punt next Tuesday.


Offline itk

Good shag brother?

Nope. If I had to review it would be a neutral, same old thing. Me doing the work, and a shit attempt at a bj.

Offline jackthelad

Ha ha. And that my friends, is why married men punt!

Offline AgedCases

It seems that, if sex is a massive need in one's life, getting married is not the thing to do.

I'm divorced, punting to my heart's content and intend to keep it that way.

Offline jackthelad

It seems that, if sex is a massive need in one's life, getting married is not the thing to do.

I'm divorced, punting to my heart's content and intend to keep it that way.

Aren't most guys the same though? The need for sex being massive? Not many people like Sheldon from tbbt.

I have heard of married couples with a wonderful and varied sex life. Rare though mind you.

Offline Ipunter

Nope. If I had to review it would be a neutral, same old thing. Me doing the work, and a shit attempt at a bj.

You get a BJ?! I thought only escorts did them lol

Offline Silver Birch

You get a BJ?! I thought only escorts did them lol
..and girlfriends! Perhaps he's not actually married  :P

Offline Largs43

Man, that's a bitter-sweet story! The definition of an anti-climax...

Hope your WG doesn't mark you down as a timewaster.

Better luck next time!

Offline itk

Man, that's a bitter-sweet story! The definition of an anti-climax...

Hope your WG doesn't mark you down as a timewaster.

Better luck next time!

Have text her this afternoon, but zero reply. Probably use my second SIM card in the punting phone so she has no idea.

Offline pumps

funny old thread is this lol

Have text her this afternoon, but zero reply. Probably use my second SIM card in the punting phone so she has no idea.

works every time for me.