Yesterday spent the day arranging a punt for this morning. 9am comes around and I'm in the shower getting ready, then the missus walks in, she is meant to be around her mothers. (Done so every Tuesday for the last 10 bloody years) but this morning her mum isn't home. She wanders off and I finish up in the bathroom, to walk in the bedroom to find her spread naked on the bed. I did ask what's brought this on, as it's been about 2 months since the last shag.
Anyway, end up shagging the missus and having to cancel the booking which was met with an understandable abrupt text reply.
It's as if the OH has a sixth sense, knowing I'm about to fuck around. £60 saved I suppose and hopefully a punt next Tuesday.