Stupidest thing said to you

[Stevelondon]

Vladtheimpaler mentioned this in the linked thread.

He likes pussy licking but the SP telling him she could not have sex if she had cum. So said it would be best if he rimmed her instead.

I’ve had this said to me too albeit many many moons ago.
Now as rule I nearly always clarify that RO is a must before making a booking.
So I did not change my habits and told the girl I would still prefer to go down on her pussy rather than her ass.

As it turned out. Me saying that must have upset her cos she lay there like a slab as I licked her and also as I fucked her.

I just didn’t get the reasoning behind what she said.
Oh well. So long ago. Never saw her again and funnily enough it never changed my life one bit.


https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=292190.0

[GingerNuts]

Stupidest thing said to you by a WG

[Stevelondon]

Stupidest thing said to you by a WG

Sorry.... my bad.

Yes.

Obviously me being me. I’ve had billions of stupid things said to me over the years by SP’s.

“It’s a bit small isn’t it”

I was so offended I nearly walked before realising she was checking out my new car on her drive.

[Bonker]

Will you respect me in the morning?

[Stevelondon]

Will you respect me in the morning?

"I will if you give me my money back"

[Redpunter]

Booked in with a Thai massage lady and received a confirmation text which read;
“ Looking forward to seeing you again next week, I do not do sex “

I had only booked her asking for an appointment, no services mentioned at all but two weeks before she at her instigation had fucked me until I could hardly stand. The next meeting will be interesting.

[Ghost89]

It’s £whatever amount for owo.
Hate that!

[G-style]

“It’s a bit small isn’t it”

"Who are you going to please with that" she said
"Me" I replied

I thank you 

[Maltese]

Do you cum quickly?

A lot of street girls will ask you that question.

[teddyking]

“Half an hour booking doesn’t mean half an hour of sex” 🤦‍♂️

Had to walk, couldn’t stand seeing that miserable slapped ass face either

[Belgarion]

You need to pay extra for RO. 

[Stevelondon]

"Who are you going to please with that" she said
"Me" I replied

I thank you 

 

[Stevelondon]

You need to pay extra for RO. 

Oh this old chestnut just gets my goat.
I always make a point of clarifying before any booking.

Been a while but the last time a SP said this to me. I had just gotten undressed. Money already exchanged.
I simply told her she had said RO was ok before the booking.
She insisted.

So I asked for my dosh back and started to get dressed.
I did get my money back and she was not best pleased ....... feckin idiot.

Bloody hell. That must 20 years ago 

[Hotpocket]

"Do you want to have sex" no of course not im giving you money for your tantalising conversation

[Maak]

Why dont you have a girlfriend?

[vindici]

Do you cum quickly?

A lot of street girls will ask you that question.

Are you going to write a review? You've been a member for 5 years...

A lot of forum members will ask you that question.

[vindici]

You need to pay extra for RO. 

In the Ukraine and Russia, more often than not, you need to pay extra for RO 😎

[Nicemaan]

"would you bye me a new sofa?"

This was new....

[Briddy]

"would you bye me a new sofa?"

This was new....

so that's what DFS is on the likes list   

[pbrown355]

I arrived.
Romanian WG says "you come quickly". I'm thinking, " this isn't going to go well"
Fortunately before I said "I'm off" I worked out that what she meant was that I had arrived very quickly after my phone call.
At least I think that's what she meant.
Decent enough punt as it turned out.

[Arfa2stroke]

Post coital, instead of the usual “ what’s your plans for the rest of the day?” I got “so…do you know of any good sandwich shops nearby?”

[Stevelondon]

so that's what DFS is on the likes list   

And there’s a sale on !!!