Relax... we can all do bareback now

[Hydrant]

Thanks to a major scientific breakthrough by a 5ft WG with JJ tits who dresses in red latex and a devil-dog head and appears to have amorous designs on a traffic cone, all we have to do is pay £50 for an on-the-spot STI test administered by the lady herself. Absolutely safe, I'm sure, because (and I quote):

I like skin on skin This service is offerd for an extra of £50 witch covers your sti test when you get here I can do it for you it's like peeing on a pregnancy test

Quick, check it out, before this brand-new profile vanishes into nothingness, as it surely will...

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[Taggart]

PMSL.  She got a masters in Chemistry too?  5ft, JJ tits, like fucking a ball.
Still, someone may fall for it.

[Sir Lance-a-lot]

Well, I guess she has access to technology that's either alien or from the future.

Perhaps that also explains how her outfit can perfectly hide all trace of her JJ tits, and the fact that she's 5 months pregnant.

[stevedave]

Safe as houses.

It's ok, she's 5 months pregnant, at least you can't get her pregnant again 

[cueball]

Safe as houses.

It's ok, she's 5 months pregnant, at least you can't get her pregnant again 

Pheew... I'd hate her to catch fertilization off me  it's Fuckin painful and lasts a bloody lifetime 

[stevedave]

Pheew... I'd hate her to catch fertilization off me  it's Fuckin painful and lasts a bloody lifetime 

Aye, that lesson has been well and truly learned.

Stay safe kids, strap it up before you slap it up 

[cueball]

Stay safe kids, strap it up before you slap it up 

And on that bombshell.... it's back to the studio 

[webpunter]

Pissing onto a stick     Well you can do a test in about a minute.  This requires a taking a small amount of blood.  The result is either negative [phew] or the blood needs more detailed analysis.  Bet ya she would use the same needle / syringe    There are some idiots out there - including punters

[Bangers and Gash]

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I'm not 100% sure what I'm looking at here, but ....... is that Keith Vaz? 

[webpunter]

Priceless !    No mention of drugs so possibly not 

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I'm not 100% sure what I'm looking at here, but ....... is that Keith Vaz? 

[Sedition]

To be honest it's the kid she's carrying I feel sorry for.

[Bangers and Gash]

To be honest it's the kid she's carrying I feel sorry for.

I know, just think of how many times that kid will be rushed to A & E over it's lifetime. 

[CoolTiger]

Profile gone.

HP, did you catch it? 

[pewpewpew]

This kind of crap is quite dangerous for new punters who may believe this to be legit

[myothernameis]

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I'm not 100% sure what I'm looking at here, but ....... is that Keith Vaz? 

No its Donald Trump, who barking mad

[overdone]

You can go bareback your gf or wife whenever you want just long as - 1 you aren't bb an escort 2 she isn't riding your best mate while you are at work

[Hydrant]

This kind of crap is quite dangerous for new punters who may believe this to be legit

Yes, that'll all those punters out there who still believe in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy.