Harmony rose

[seeker]

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You pay peanuts and usually get a monkey
A romanian monkey with red hair this time
Who double, triple books and first one to appear gets a ride .
Twice I've  arranged to meet her and twice I have got to her street
For her phone to just ring out or wait 5 minutes darling
And then phone gets switched off .
First time was around  two weeks ago but I let it slide as sometimes shot happens.
The second time arranged a booking 9pm previous night for 1pm next day .
Confirmed booking at 11am all ok
Confirmed again before setting off at 12.15 all ok
Got to her street near royal hospital in town asked for flat number so as to park a bit away
"5 minutes darling "  x3 then after that she wouldn't pick up 
THIS IS THE worst type of wg.
Avoid ..
Unless you want to waist your punting opportunity. ..
That's why her rates are so cheap ...
There's always a reason ...skanky wee cow
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[DickDiver]

Think you've dodged a bullet there, fella. Sounds like you'd be licking the last man's warm jizz off her face if you got in.

[seeker]

Well she said it was her first booking of the day ...
Obviously more lies ...
Yep glad I dodged a bullet. ..
She must have been texting me while on the job as before her phone went dead
I got a text every "5 minutes darling "
Went to plan B

[guns]

She needs to sort her game out .
I've been to see her twice without any problems but that was a good few weeks ago before she got famous 
I was hoping for a return visit but not if it means putting up with that shit , nothing more annoying 

[Poopster]

Profile down already, Sergei is on top on his game with the damage limitation.

[seeker]

Probably away for a rest  as at 20 for 15 m   40hh   80h
All the dregs Jakes  and junkie's have probably been up there. 

[seeker]

 Come to think about it she probably saved me a visit to the Gum 

[Para124]

Already raised my issues with this girl in another thread. Actually saw her on Saturday there (3rd time of trying) and got what a paid for, which was not a lot!

Nice figure and all, but the service was pretty dull, she was half asleep through most of it and moaned that I was too big for her which really put a dampner on the whole meet. Won't be going back.

...said she was heading back home this past Monday and I believe another thread explains the troubles she's been having with her profile so dont think it's anything to do with poor reviews as there are positive ones here too. I would have rated her Neutral but couldn't be bothered posting up a review to justify it!

[mr small]

She is with the same group in the same flat that has been slated in the £40 girls thread 

[seeker]

She is with the same group in the same flat that has been slated in the £40 girls thread 

Probably wasn't even her texting me ...
Sergi was probably sitting there in his jammies
Doing the admin promising all sorts
Whist his bitches were still sleeping .

[bensonhedges20]

Surprised you gave her a third chance after being fucked around twice

[seeker]

Ahhhh fag breath I thought you had disappeared  up Lanarkshire way
 
Only gave her two chances .. ma man /hen
You been smoking they funny fags again ,or just a wee bit confused 

[bensonhedges20]

Ahhhh fag breath I thought you had disappeared  up Lanarkshire way
 
Only gave her two chances .. ma man /hen
You been smoking they funny fags again ,or just a wee bit confused 

Thought you tried twice and got fucjed around the third time.

[auldie63]

If it said Romanian on her profile what did you expect? The fucking time of your life. Sorry very little sympathy.
And if that's what you're looking for it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

[pablodiablo]

Already raised my issues with this girl in another thread. Actually saw her on Saturday there (3rd time of trying) and got what a paid for, which was not a lot!

Nice figure and all, but the service was pretty dull, she was half asleep through most of it and moaned that I was too big for her which really put a dampner on the whole meet. Won't be going back.

+1

I found her £20 deal absolutely woeful, but what can you expect for £20 really? Personally I wouldnt go back but she does have positive reviews from longer punts..she should sack the £20 offer & she'd probably do much better as she does have a good rack & a nice ass

[seeker]

If it said Romanian on her profile what did you expect? The fucking time of your life. Sorry very little sympathy.
And if that's what you're looking for it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

Totally agree with you auldie, but we're sometimes over optimistic. .With all the positive comments
On here in a short span of time I thought I'd take a chance .
Lesson learned.... again   
If it says Romanian. ..AVOID.

[MrFox]

I was optimistic too on this one with all the good press on here, but now (except Taz's review) it's just negative reviews plus posts of neighbours chasing punters away and coppers seen hanging around those flats on that street/drive I think it's best to just avoid in general!!

[auldie63]

I'm sorry but how often do you guys have to get a sore head to know nutting a wall is not a good idea? There are a few Romanians who do give a good service and they are well documented on here, but considering how many of them are whoring in Central Scotland the law of averages must work.
If it's a new one AVOID at least until a source we can trust gives a favourable report.

With the greatest respect I don't read Taz's reviews anymore as they all say the same thing, he could probably save himself a lot of time by making a master copy, and simply copy and paste it changing the name and link each time. When someone else backs up his glowing endorsement then I might consider it.

[tazman1002001]

I'm sorry but how often do you guys have to get a sore head to know nutting a wall is not a good idea? There are a few Romanians who do give a good service and they are well documented on here, but considering how many of them are whoring in Central Scotland the law of averages must work.
If it's a new one AVOID at least until a source we can trust gives a favourable report.

With the greatest respect I don't read Taz's reviews anymore as they all say the same thing, he could probably save himself a lot of time by making a master copy, and simply copy and paste it changing the name and link each time. When someone else backs up his glowing endorsement then I might consider it.

With all due respect as well ....you have done 2 pitiful reviews in 14mths in my book you are no one who can challenge or moan about someone else's reviews, at least I'm making the effort to write about girls ive seen and not keep them in my back pocket like some kind of secret trophy as you think  "don't want them girls to get to busy so I won't review them ".... 

Also like I've said before I'm NOT going to pander to the key board warrior pressure on here and write a negative review for any girl I've seen where I HAVE HAD A POSITIVE EXPERIENCE .... There are guys in the Scotland section who for fear of getting a keyboard bashing from some "respected" idiots don't even write a review at all and that's a shame as I'm sure we miss a lot of valuable opinions.

I've said this before and you can all go and check .....in other regions all across the UK every review is respected (there are obvious questions over suspicious Sergei reviews) apart from here in Scotland ....... Why is that?

[seeker]

If your talking about Auldie Taz I think he has said that he's not to well at the moment
So giving the whoring a rest  ...
And if your talking about me ,
if I do see a wg who is very very good I will do a review on her (seductive Sophie)
If she's not been reviewed recently on Ukp
But I always review a bad experience so as to warn other punters so they can make an informed decision
There's no point in me doing a review on say" Maisie "if there are already  5 reviews  in a short  period ...
If you are getting 10/10 punts with a cheap 0 feedback roma skank well good for you 

[dude86]

Fancy nicking the name of a brilliant pornstar too! Ha.

[seeker]

Forgot to add ...
Most of my punts these days are with the usual suspects 
But they have been given" superstar" status so no point reviewing them again .. unless something changes radically 

[auldie63]

TAZ  FFS grow up ya big wean. I did not say anything about the truth or otherwise of your reports, simply that if you have read one you have read them all. 
If I had your money and health then maybe I would be rutting around like you do.
Going by the amount of whoring you do, the law of probabilities would suggest that you get some less than perfect punts. And that is no matter how much research you do, if you do all that research I'm surprised you have time for work.
There are a couple of reasons why you think your punts are so good:-
      You are completely cuntstruck and easy pleased.  OR  You are loath to admit that you did not get absolute unbelievable value for your money. 
Also this is an open forum and if you are not happy with people commenting on or indeed just ignoring your posts then don't post.

[tazman1002001]

And if your talking about me ,
if I do see a wg who is very very good I will do a review on her (seductive Sophie)
If she's not been reviewed recently on Ukp
But I always review a bad experience so as to warn other punters so they can make an informed decision
There's no point in me doing a review on say" Maisie "if there are already  5 reviews  in a short  period ...
If you are getting 10/10 punts with a cheap 0 feedback roma skank well good for you 

Seeker your very defensive these days...... I didn't mention any names?

[tazman1002001]

And if your talking about me ,
if I do see a wg who is very very good I will do a review on her (seductive Sophie)
If she's not been reviewed recently on Ukp
But I always review a bad experience so as to warn other punters so they can make an informed decision
There's no point in me doing a review on say" Maisie "if there are already  5 reviews  in a short  period ...
If you are getting 10/10 punts with a cheap 0 feedback roma skank well good for you 

Seeker your very defensive these days...... I didn't mention any names?

[tazman1002001]

TAZ  FFS grow up ya big wean. I did not say anything about the truth or otherwise of your reports, simply that if you have read one you have read them all. 
If I had your money and health then maybe I would be rutting around like you do.
Going by the amount of whoring you do, the law of probabilities would suggest that you get some less than perfect punts. And that is no matter how much research you do, if you do all that research I'm surprised you have time for work.
There are a couple of reasons why you think your punts are so good:-
      You are completely cuntstruck and easy pleased.  OR  You are loath to admit that you did not get absolute unbelievable value for your money. 
Also this is an open forum and if you are not happy with people commenting on or indeed just ignoring your posts then don't post.

AULDIE im the one being the wean......? It's your silly comments about "if you've read one you've read them all that are pointless and part of the reason a lot of people don't post reviews.

Also enough of your "analysis" on my punts Dr Gigolo ......... Don't try and guess the reasons, my punts are good cos I had a good time ......... It's that simple deal with it?

AULDIE the more you ignore my posts the happier I will be ......but you can't help yourself and your always spouting some negativity ..... Maybe it's your age, maybe it's cos you can't get it up ........ I don't know but something is making you bitter and ITS NOT MY FAULT ....now cheer up and please please please ...I beg you start ignoring MY posts 

[mavgoose]

You could copy and paste most of your reviews taz.
I don't believe either you've not had a neutral or negative.
Or maybe caught one of your superstars on a bad day.

[seeker]

I've looked right through this thread and can't see a poster called Dr.gigalo 

Not being defencive Taz .
Just telling it as it is 
Because I'm always saying to other posters to post reviews where appropriate.

[tazman1002001]

You could copy and paste most of your reviews taz.
I don't believe either you've not had a neutral or negative.
Or maybe caught one of your superstars on a bad day.

Mav what you beleive isn't important to me .......and please do read my previous comments I ain't going to do a negative review just because that's everyone should do ......l ?

[tazman1002001]

You could copy and paste most of your reviews taz.
I don't believe either you've not had a neutral or negative.
Or maybe caught one of your superstars on a bad day.

Mav.....1 negative review out of 20 yourself ...... Strange that isn't it?

[mavgoose]

Mav.....1 negative review out of 20 yourself ...... Strange that isn't it?

Plus 5 neutrals, whereby I stated that a lot were hovering on neutral. Since I joined, your style has just became a parody of itself.
I now, like most, check your reviews and read the first and last paragraph. Then cross reference the girl / feedback / punters feedback and search UKP for other hits.

It's like saying every time your football team wins , they played like Barcelona.
Sometimes it's a lucky 1-0 win on a cold Tuesday night in November, but hey 3 points is 3 points.

At the start, you were credible, fluffy but credible.
Now you are just "that guy".

[mavgoose]

Hovering on negative.
Sp.

[RandyF]

I don't know but something is making you bitter and ITS NOT MY FAULT .

They'd be a lot less 'samey' and perhaps be much more appreciated, if you lost the Mills & Boon erotica Taz.  A first meet, 30 min booking, career hoor - The only M&B luv making action going on here is in your imagination mate 

Stick down the bare facts, maybe pad it out with a paragraph or two about your great wealth, statue, sexual appetite for hard-faced bog standard hoors (if you must  ) and most of the punters here would love it! 

[tazman1002001]

Plus 5 neutrals, whereby I stated that a lot were hovering on neutral. Since I joined, your style has just became a parody of itself.
I now, like most, check your reviews and read the first and last paragraph. Then cross reference the girl / feedback / punters feedback and search UKP for other hits.

It's like saying every time your football team wins , they played like Barcelona.
Sometimes it's a lucky 1-0 win on a cold Tuesday night in November, but hey 3 points is 3 points.

At the start, you were credible, fluffy but credible.
Now you are just "that guy".

Mav I'm glad you could pander to the masses and have some neutrals (really that means fuck all) ....don't want you not being part of the boys club.

Plus I'm glad to seem to know EXACTLY how people read my reviews......AND I QUOTE "I now, like most, check your reviews and read the first and last paragraph. Then cross reference the girl / feedback / punters feedback and search UKP for other hits" ....... You guys really do have the art of investigation over my review to a professional standard ..... I say "sad bastards you really need to get more and not just sit behind a keyboard in your pants all day long" 

Finally I'm glad I "was" credible ...... Hopefully it's something people will associate against your posts and reviews at some point..... Good luck "keyboard warrior" ..... Don't mill over my post all day ...... Get out and see some sunlight  xx

[tazman1002001]

They'd be a lot less 'samey' and perhaps be much more appreciated, if you lost the Mills & Boon erotica Taz.  A first meet, 30 min booking, career hoor - The only M&B luv making action going on here is in your imagination mate 

Stick down the bare facts, maybe pad it out with a paragraph or two about your great wealth, statue, sexual appetite for hard-faced bog standard hoors (if you must  ) and most of the punters here would love it! 

Oh that's all we needed...."Mr 3 reviews Randy, but I feel I should have an useless opinion over EVERYTHING" and agsin you have done this to a perfection with your post above today ...

Randy my reviews won't change........ I would compare my reviews to yours but we haven't seen a review for over a year from you ....strange that isn't it? I take it the dole money, single bedroom tax and the stopping of the 30p Irn Bru bottle returns has hit your pocket hard but don't worry I'm sure at some point before this year is out you will save up and we can see a "Glorious Perfect Randy Review" ..... I await that moment with baited breath.

Until then deal with my reviews or ignore them ..... I'm happy with bith outcomes.

Right I'm away to make another load of cash today to add to the alresdy mountainous amounts of cash I already have ..... You enjoy sitting in your cold one bedroom flat  ..... 

[RandyF]

I'm rich fantasy.

...and almost guaranteed he goes on off on one of these mindless rants.   

Taz you continually fuck the cheapest, most run of the mill hoors that ever come near this city.  I'd loose the wealth fantasy. It's really cringey.

It was constructive criticism.  You could be the 'king reviewer' with a few simple tweaks.  But, write what you like FFS, I couldn't give a shit.

[tazman1002001]

...and almost guaranteed he goes on off on one of these mindless rants.   

Taz you continually fuck the cheapest, most run of the mill hoors that ever come near this city.  I'd loose the wealth fantasy. It's really cringey.

It was constructive criticism.  You could be the 'king reviewer' with a few simple tweaks.  But, write what you like FFS, I couldn't give a shit.

I fuck what I like the look of ..... Higher prices don't guarantee a better fuck ...... Maybe you should go fuck a £300 per hour girl and prove the point ......so again another useless comment for the sake of commenting  ........ Also I have no desire to be "king reviewer"

I'm glad we came to a mutual understanding and will "continue" write what I like. ...... 

The constant moaning from the same people just gets annoying as fuck

I await some more constructive criticism 

[mavgoose]

Taz. I ain't pandering to anyone. Masses or otherwise.
I like your reviews. I like your positive spin. I just don't believe you've not had a poor or below average one.

Please don't group me with keyboard warriors, who don't get out in the real world. I punt almost every week.  I'm writing this in between my work today also. Which makes me a lot of money too. A lot. But I never mention it.

Your reviews are starting to lose a bit of credibility. That is all. I'll take any criticism of mine too.

[RandyF]

Please don't group me with keyboard warriors, who don't get out in the real world. I punt almost every week.  I'm writing this in between my work today also. Which makes me a lot of money too. A lot. But I never mention it.

Some more real world fluffiness from one the most delusional & pathetic of them all.  Like Tazman, a man of wealth - who could forget that thread where Mav told us when going for his daily punts, he has to make a choice - travel in the works van, or Mini Cooper    Yes, this is major league.   

I urge anyone that thinks Scottish punting is strictly low-end fatties junkies and granny's getting knobbed by fantasists, to just take some time and appreciate Tazman & Mavgoose.

[tazman1002001]

Some more real world fluffiness from one the most delusional & pathetic of them all.  Like Tazman, a man of wealth - who could forget that thread where Mav told us when going for his daily punts, he has to make a choice - travel in the works van, or Mini Cooper    Yes, this is major league.   

I urge anyone that thinks Scottish punting is strictly low-end fatties junkies and granny's getting knobbed by fantasists, to just take some time and appreciate Tazman & Mavgoose.

Randy simple question for a simple guy like you..... why do you have no reviews?

Clearly you have time today to post, must not be sign on day in your local dole office?

[tazman1002001]

Taz. I ain't pandering to anyone. Masses or otherwise.
I like your reviews. I like your positive spin. I just don't believe you've not had a poor or below average one.

Please don't group me with keyboard warriors, who don't get out in the real world. I punt almost every week.  I'm writing this in between my work today also. Which makes me a lot of money too. A lot. But I never mention it.

Your reviews are starting to lose a bit of credibility. That is all. I'll take any criticism of mine too.

Mav what do you suggest I take someone with me to every one of my positive punts to confirm I had a good time....or do I just write a made up negative review. .......I'm not sure how I fix this for all you guys?

Also just to clarify the whole "loads of money" thing....this started away back and m not rubbing it anyone's face.......it's a running joke for me to wind a few keyboard warriors like Randy .....

[seeker]

Oh that's all we needed...."Mr 3 reviews Randy, but I feel I should have an useless opinion over EVERYTHING" and agsin you have done this to a perfection with your post above today ...

Randy my reviews won't change........ I would compare my reviews to yours but we haven't seen a review for over a year from you ....strange that isn't it? I take it the dole money, single bedroom tax and the stopping of the 30p Irn Bru bottle returns has hit your pocket hard but don't worry I'm sure at some point before this year is out you will save up and we can see a "Glorious Perfect Randy Review" ..... I await that moment with baited breath.

Until then deal with my reviews or ignore them ..... I'm happy with bith outcomes.

Right I'm away to make another load of cash today to add to the alresdy mountainous amounts of cash I already have ..... You enjoy sitting in your cold one bedroom flat  ..... 

Ffs when did that happen ...
that's me lost a major part of my wealth accumulation
And it wasn't even on the news or in the metro or the daily sport
 
What no 30p back on the ginger bottles
I've got 5 in the kitchen ...was waiting till they went up to 40p 
Now that's a bad start to the weekend .
Looks like punting is off for the rest off the year .

[bensonhedges20]

Mav what do you suggest I take someone with me to every one of my positive punts to confirm I had a good time....or do I just write a made up negative review. .......I'm not sure how I fix this for all you guys?

Also just to clarify the whole "loads of money" thing....this started away back and m not rubbing it anyone's face.......it's a running joke for me to wind a few keyboard warriors like Randy .....

Tbh you do get slated because of your 99% 10/10 reviews but I will give you credit. You have highlighted a couple girls who i have visited as you simply put a review in or enquired about them.

As for the newcastle tourers: every fucker in glasgow has you to thank for that. I dont think they would have had the fame and popularity if it wasnt for you. They have been here what, 3 montha now. Thats all down to you for making it worthwhile for them to travel frequently.

Regardless, as for randy etc posting reviews  or not. You cant win. Too many fluffsters on the scottish boards who troll escorts they havent seen, or kiss ass to those who they believe are their bff or have had good experiances with but like any industry - People do have bad experiances, people are not perfect!!!

They simply have too much time to troll around and question the legitimacy of any fucking review (positive or not).

Let Scottish forumites be besotted with their  favourite escorts lol as that shit wont change.

[tazman1002001]

The Newcastle girls ...especially Maisie are great and I'm glad I could share my great time with you lot..

Yeah like I keep saying I'm going to keep posting you either like it or lump it 

[chico1000]

Tbh you do get slated because of your 99% 10/10 reviews but I will give you credit. You have highlighted a couple girls who i have visited as you simply put a review in or enquired about them.

As for the newcastle tourers: every fucker in glasgow has you to thank for that. I dont think they would have had the fame and popularity if it wasnt for you. They have been here what, 3 montha now. Thats all down to you for making it worthwhile for them to travel frequently.

Regardless, as for randy etc posting reviews  or not. You cant win. Too many fluffsters on the scottish boards who troll escorts they havent seen, or kiss ass to those who they believe are their bff or have had good experiances with but like any industry - People do have bad experiances, people are not perfect!!!

They simply have too much time to troll around and question the legitimacy of any fucking review (positive or not).

Let Scottish forumites be besotted with their  favourite escorts lol as that shit wont change.

Fagbreath/Dee you don't really give a fuck anymore.  Read back your last post it is sounding more and more like a jealous girlie.  Its like you are not even pretending to be a bloke now when you are in talk mode.