Leaving your mark !

[SpartanDick]

  I once wiped my cock on a WG curtain after I'd done her and said I needed the toilet ... Oh yes, the devilry!!! I then said I needed to go and legged it out with a huge smirk on my face. What's everyone else's memorable moments of mischief? 

[jackdaw]

Alice Cooper time again?

[Stealthshagger]

what was the objective? also, has it crossed your mind what else might have been wiped on the curtain over the years?

[SpartanDick]

Dude, if some other punter had done it there would have already been a huge white stain right down it 

[NIK]

Another thread that will go down a bomb with the enemies of this site. 

[Stealthshagger]

Look on the bright side, his sperm on curtains saves us from another genius in 9 months.

[Kyuss]

What's Alice Cooper Time?

[hendrix]

Dude, if some other punter had done it there would have already been a huge white stain right down it 

How old are you and does mummy know you're using the computer?

[CBPaul]

Look on the bright side, his sperm on curtains saves us from another genius in 9 months.

  

What was the point of wiping your cock on her curtains OP ? Do you have a mission to leave cum stains in as many different places as possible or do you have an issue with ejaculating on soft furnishings ? If it's the latter then the endless DFS adverts must drive you nuts 

[Toby]

Another thread that will go down a bomb with the enemies of this site. 

Not the best advert, for sure.

[Bigus Dickus]

Wiping your cock on girls curtains is an army urban myth and the OP seems to be trying to big up his army connection with this and 'filling Iraqi insurgents full of lead' on another post. Sounds like he got booted out during training or has spent too long on the arrse website and not served a day in his life! Fucking Walt. I doubt he's ever punted too.

Another wanker of the week in waiting!

 

[hendrix]

Wiping your cock on girls curtains is an army urban myth and the OP seems to be trying to big up his army connection with this and 'filling Iraqi insurgents full of lead' on another post. Sounds like he got booted out during training or has spent too long on the arrse website and not served a day in his life! Fucking Walt. I doubt he's ever punted too.

Another wanker of the week in waiting!

 

I just read his "army" post - it's not good for kids to play too many computer games, he should get out more

[Roth]

I just read his "army" post - it's not good for kids to play too many computer games, he should get out more

+1

[Stealthshagger]

yeah, I saw his other post. Funny he spends a punt thinking about pumping insurgents. Theres alot of weird porn out there I imagine, I guess hes been watching some. Maybe its sadgit back again?  either way, it is all very 50 shades of retarded.

[dezzatheblue2]

What a prick

[James999]

I once wiped my cock on a WG curtain

You were lucky to find one that had curtains   

Looking forward to your summer holidays, 7 weeks off school 

[hendrix]

yeah, I saw his other post. Funny he spends a punt thinking about pumping insurgents. Theres alot of weird porn out there I imagine, I guess hes been watching some. Maybe its sadgit back again?  either way, it is all very 50 shades of retarded.

I was going to ask about his body fat ratio!...definitely some similarities in style to sadgit.

[Bigus Dickus]

His filling insurgents full of lead made me think back to the old war comics of my youth such as Commando! Lots of gunfights and 'You vil never take me alive Tommy, ayyyeeeeeeeeee!'

Fucking pissing myself. I do hope he comes back to play. There's nothing better than watching fuckwits being sliced and diced on here! It will keep me amused until the football is on!

 

[JB1969]

Glad to see am not the only one who thinks this guy needs to up his dosage especially after reading the whole pumping a prossie like she is an insurgent and then the whole "earbuds" thing to listen to hot chocolate    I am sure at prossie tea hour he is a topic of discussion under loony

[Bigus Dickus]

I think this represents him to a fucking 'T'

External Link/Members Only

 

[jackdaw]

What's Alice Cooper Time?

His most famous song was "School's out for summer".

[the fitter]

I once wiped my cock on a WG curtain after I'd done her and said I needed the toilet ... Oh yes, the devilry!!! I then said I needed to go and legged it out with a huge smirk on my face. What's everyone else's memorable moments of mischief? 

I wonder what kind of house he is out of

[Stealthshagger]

I wonder what kind of house he is out of

not the little one on the prairie

[Matium]

I once wiped my cock on a WG curtain after I'd done her and said I needed the toilet ... Oh yes, the devilry!!! I then said I needed to go and legged it out with a huge smirk on my face. What's everyone else's memorable moments of mischief? 

And you are how old?

"Immature" anyone?

[385North]

To weed-out this waste of bandwidth, I think perhaps we should ask new forum members to pay a deposit when joining 

[SeekingtheTruth]

I once wiped my cock on a WG curtain after I'd done her and said I needed the toilet ... Oh yes, the devilry!!! I then said I needed to go and legged it out with a huge smirk on my face. What's everyone else's memorable moments of mischief? 

Idiot

[Bigus Dickus]

He's not come back to fight his corner. Must have been in the French army!

 

[hendrix]

He's not come back to fight his corner. Must have been in the French army!

 

"cheese eating surrender monkey" related to HotStefanie perhaps?!

[NIK]

I have banned SpartanPrick.
Looking at his five posts I fear he will be no loss.

[LL]

I once wiped my cock on a WG curtain after I'd done her and said I needed the toilet

I expect your cock was dirtier as a result.  Seriously have you seen the state of the curtains in your average WG flat?  And don't get me started on the state of the windows.  That must be a dead giveaway to the neighbours mustn't it - grimy windows that let in hardly any light with threadbare manky curtains, just visible inside.

[Toby]

I expect your cock was dirtier as a result.  Seriously have you seen the state of the curtains in your average WG flat?  And don't get me started on the state of the windows.  That must be a dead giveaway to the neighbours mustn't it - grimy windows that let in hardly any light with threadbare manky curtains, just visible inside.

Thank fuck I've only seen the non-average ones with clean places then! Well, except for that one...

[Bangers and Gash]

I once wiped my cock on a WG curtain after I'd done her and said I needed the toilet ... Oh yes, the devilry!!!

Meh, I once wiped my cock on a WG's window blinds after I'd done her .... beat that sperm bubble!!! 

[touch.and.go]

Meh, I once wiped my cock on a WG's window blinds after I'd done her .... beat that sperm bubble!!! 

Venitian or roman? 

[Owwhatanight]

I heard a story of a guy in the north east who use to shit in handbags or wrap a turd in a tissue and pop it in their bag

[k]

I have banned SpartanPrick.
Looking at his five posts I fear he will be no loss.

It's curtains for spartandick

[Toby]

I heard a story of a guy in the north east who use to shit in handbags or wrap a turd in a tissue and pop it in their bag

Hopefully his medication started to work in the end.

[Bigus Dickus]

It's curtains for spartandick

  Fucker I was supping a cider when I read that! Now half a mouthful is down my tee-shirt!