The only 20 year old in the country who doesn't own a phone

[James999]

Charges £150 an hour yet can't afford a phone / credit

Only meets in a park 

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[a10]

If she only meets in a park, how are you supposed to know when she's ready to go? Just wonder round asking all the emo girls if they're "Panda" and are wanting to give a shit blowjob? 

She's sexually experienced, willing to try pretty much anything but nothing too extreme. And kissing is definitely out. Well worth £150, I'm surprised that she's only got a feedback score of 2.

[vorian]

So you meet a stranger in a secluded part of a public park for bareback carrying a wad of cash. If you don't get beaten up and robbed,  you might get arrested for public disorder or if she is having a bad day rape. Not a great risk vs reward on this one but I'm sure the bug chasers will enjoy it.

[James999]

She's sexually experienced, willing to try pretty much anything but nothing too extreme. And kissing is definitely out.

Kissings out but barebacks in 

[akauya]

...and she barebacks too. She's English so one can't use the excuse "she doesn't understand and ticks ever option" bullshit. Skank!

 

[Convince Me]

She looks like the hairy muted friend of the Scouse girl of Gogglebox fame!

[James999]

She does overnights for £1000, As she only meets in the park I wonder where you'd sleep?

Also where would she wash / toilet etc 

[smiths]

She does overnights for £1000, As she only meets in the park I wonder where you'd sleep?

Also where would she wash / toilet etc 

A park bench is probably her premises and the park toilet with its stench of piss and a tiny scuddy sink is where you wash.

[CBPaul]

Clearly you arrange a time and she gives you the venue (name of the park) by email. You then arrive at the park and wander around calling out 'Panda', quite safe and won't raise any suspicions because most people will think you've lost your dog and it's got a silly name.

Having met her by the swings and after allowing her to finish her Red Bull n Vodka you proceed to the bushes for a half hearted blow job . Go back to the swings for a break and then back to the bushes for round 2 - a nice bit of bareback banging. Have a quick dip in the nearest river or lake (if it's a posh park) and then off home.

If anyone then enquires about the lost dog just say 'I did find one but wasn't quite what I was looking for'

[wristjob]

So you meet a stranger in a secluded part of a public park for bareback carrying a wad of cash. If you don't get beaten up and robbed,  you might get arrested for public disorder or if she is having a bad day rape. Not a great risk vs reward on this one but I'm sure the bug chasers will enjoy it.

She's an emo, she's always having a bad day.

Looks like she's mad - spider sense tells me this would just go bad.

[AnthG]

Her profile is so crazy I would half expect a comedy sketch to be made of it on the Russell Brand show or something.

I thought no way could it be real but she has the feedback there. So its a definite WTF moment.

But I also had a bit of an epiphany when reading this topic, if you live in Reading you can message her to find out which park it is she lives next to and grab a camera and its a chance of a free porno. Or even at the least free dogging sessions. 

[Horizontal pleasures]

and what if it is raining?

[akauya]

and what if it is raining?

Then all the better for watersports 

[James999]

and what if it is raining?

Go under the slide?

[doc14]

I love the rating on AW saying to ignore the bad feedback, oh ok then!! another saying she is very accommodating, what on the swings?

[Nimrod]

What I've always wondered myself is why they ask the profile question "how often do you masturbate?' I mean, do they think there's even a remote possibility anyone will answer this with a straight face? Or anyone else will take an answer seriously?

[Convince Me]

and what if it is raining?

Not so sure I'd want hail stones landing on my arse when doing her doggy!

[Daffodil]

I love the rating on AW saying to ignore the bad feedback, oh ok then!! another saying she is very accommodating, what on the swings?

It's such bullshit. You see it on all sorts of review sites. Ok, I'll just take your word for it then...

[Daffodil]

Charges £150 an hour yet can't afford a phone / credit

Only meets in a park 

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She might charge that, but I doubt she gets it very often. Thus, no phone 

[mattylondon]

Charges £150 an hour yet can't afford a phone / credit

Only meets in a park 

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It never ceases to amaze me how much they can earn and how so few even have enough credit in their phone. Unbelievable. 

[punk]

So you meet a stranger in a secluded part of a public park for bareback carrying a wad of cash. If you don't get beaten up and robbed,  you might get arrested for public disorder or if she is having a bad day rape. Not a great risk vs reward on this one but I'm sure the bug chasers will enjoy it.

Wheres this Hampstead heath?

[Stalinator]

Reading apparently.

But seriously what self respecting punter would engage in bareback in a public place?

[Toby]

Reading apparently.

But seriously what self respecting punter would engage in bareback in a public place?

With a girl that looks 14.

[mattylondon]

Reading apparently.

But seriously what self respecting punter would engage in bareback in a public place?

So would it be alright to slip on a condom and fuck her in a public place instead? 

What's bareback got to do with it? She looks like she provides a crap service anyway, if she's already ended up with negative reviews on AW. 

[Stalinator]

So would it be alright to slip on a condom and fuck her in a public place instead? 

What's bareback got to do with it? She looks like she provides a crap service anyway, if she's already ended up with negative reviews on AW. 

Of course none of it is right.

[Jim Panzee]

Have you seen her likes list!

How are you going to get away with doing all that in the Park ?

[mattylondon]

Of course none of it is right.

Which part isn't right?

[punk]

Have you seen her likes list!

How are you going to get away with doing all that in the Park ?

with a bit of luck or wishful thinking, she either run away with the cash or couple of her mates will do you over.

[Toby]

She offers period play and watersports, and presumably takes along one of those camping showers for the client's post period/piss play cleanup. Not sure I'd want to get tied down and teased in a park either.

[CoolTiger]

Wheres this Hampstead heath?

A park made famous by George Michael.....

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