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fredpunter

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Booked an hour with a Romanian girl who had a -2 on AW and had her feedback hidden. Paid £80 for the hour and stripped, she agreed to OWO and gave me a 5 second BJ before trying to get a condom on a very flaccid penis. I complained about this and she started shouting and telling me to get changed and leave. I asked for my money back and she refused, so I just sat on the hotel bed and took my phone out. Told her I'd paid for an hour so I was staying for an hour. She started calling her pimp I think and told me he was coming to sort me out, but I imagined it was a bluff as it was a hotel in the centre of town and there were maids in the corridor.

10 minutes later no one appears and she gives me my money back and I leave, sent me a few abusive texts so I dumped the sim card.

Since then I always spend at least an hour checking any WG I might book by googlnig the number or profile. Ignore ANY profile that has feedback hidden and always use a punting phone. I always walk if the girl isn't at least smiling or looks cheerful when she opens the door as I know it'll be a shite punt.

Is she still around?

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Mentioned before I punted with a couple of mates for years. Once, picked up a real stunner and my mate had drivers privilege and went first. He got out and as always, gave a brief of what was good or bad. Told me she was crap, awful bj and sack of spuds. Like a twat I never listened and wasted £30. Ended up looking at a porn mag while she tossed me off to finish.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2014, 09:46:44 pm by itk »

JV547845

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Meanwhile, if anyone has any recent info on a Bristol-based escort who had a suspected ear tumour awhile back, I'd appreciate a PM.

I've got a casual interest in cancers and this is the first ear cancer ever I've heard of.  Someone google it and put me out of my ignorance.

petitealice

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I've got a casual interest in cancers and this is the first ear cancer ever I've heard of.  Someone google it and put me out of my ignorance.

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Since it begins on the skin of the outer ear, it's more like skin cancer that spreads by the looks of things. Animals like dogs and cats are more likely to get cancer of the inner ear due to the larger cavity of the outer ear. It seems to still occur in humans but is rare.

I call bullshit. If you are going to fake having cancer, I'd assume you'd pick a rare one so nobody would find too much information on it.


Offline YouOnlyLiveOnce

Well, it supposedly started with dizziness and poor balance, so I guess it started in the inner ear.  Whatever it was.  This was a few months before she cut me off.

November 1st will be the first anniversary of the day everything started to fall apart: what should have been my next booking, when she refused to answer my messages.  I think that would be a good time to create a thread with a detailed account of everything that happened.  I'll keep it anonymous, but she will read it in due course, and she will have some thinking to do (and maybe some questions to answer).

Then we shall see what happens next.

Offline cunnyhunt

Well, it supposedly started with dizziness and poor balance, so I guess it started in the inner ear.  Whatever it was.  This was a few months before she cut me off.

November 1st will be the first anniversary of the day everything started to fall apart: what should have been my next booking, when she refused to answer my messages.  I think that would be a good time to create a thread with a detailed account of everything that happened.  I'll keep it anonymous, but she will read it in due course, and she will have some thinking to do (and maybe some questions to answer).

Then we shall see what happens next.

She will not give a fuck, if she did she would have not shafted you.

Would be good for you to detail the story as a lesson for new punters who think that pro$$ies are their friends

Offline webpunter

Not finding UKP for a long enough time after 1st going on AW.  Am i a stupid fuck or what ?  And yes - had a few crap punts which could have most probably been avoided

Was in a discussion with a business acquaintance who i knew well enough to discuss the arts of hookering with:   Rat-arsed he managed to use the joint credit card with his OH as 2nd holder in a brothel instead of one in his own name.  He crapped himself for a few weeks until the next statement came through.  Which was then shredded.  Fortunately his OH didn't ask to check anything & never noticed the missing statement.  He was very clear about the fact that very bad to use a credit card in the 1st place - let alone one in joint names.  Fortunately they only put through the few hundred quid or so he signed for.  He knew roughly when the statement would arrive & had to spend a few mornings staying at home in the mornings instead of going to work until the postie did the honours [with all sorts of bollocks excuses as to why]

Offline herbie007

 Years ago, I was driving round Balham desperate for a shag looking to pick up a street walker, there weren't a lot around but I spotted one and pulled over and she jumped in the motor, It’s only then I realised it was a bloke, I told the geezer I didn't shag men but he didn't give a fuck and still wanted paying, cost me a tenner just to get him out my motor.  :unknown:

Offline red_zed

Mine was not walking from several punts. You learn later that this is the best option.. but when the blood is pumping & you've gone through that door it's hard. so to speak. :D

I thought of doing this once but I decided to stay because I got anxious that the woman's pimp would be called to attack me if I did. Although part of the reason I stayed was because of the adrenaline rush and need to have sex as well  :D

Anyway, I am pretty sure independent girls still have Pimps but they seem to hide them better than agency girls do.
« Last Edit: September 21, 2014, 11:20:50 pm by red_zed »

Krystyna

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In 2009 i left the brothel i was working at and decided to go indie , i had a web site done and the guy who did it told me to look at other sites he had done .
The sites had WGs who had face shots on them and as i have a nice smile etc i decided to show my face as well !
Being` green round the gills` and `wet behind the ears ` ( prozzie wise )  I foolishly thought " well its ok cos only punters will look at it ".
Oh dear !
Within weeks it was common knowledge  in the area i live , my car was wrote on , there was a massive fall out with my kids with their dad , my youngest got picked on , I was the talk of the area i live in .
Silly , stupid , foolish me !



Offline Turtle1

This post was made for idiots like me. i could probably fill up sever pages.....

usually im a bit drunk when iv done my stupid things. Once i went to WG house. She gave me a fake £10 as change. i only realized when i went to the pub afterwards and they told me to fuck off....being the idiot i am i went bk to house and demanded my money bk. Sergie and Romanof confront me when i start to raise my voice. After insults are exchanged and i get pushed a few times i decide to take em both on. i think i took sergie out but once olef and vladimir joined in it wasn't looking too good. got the shit kicked out of me but they was nice enough to carry me down the road and dump my sorry ass far away from their entrance. Few broken ribs and nice few stitches in my head.

Do you think i learned my lesson. Nope. iv had other fights with pimps and had my ass handed to me but some iv won. All under the influence of alcohol. So drinking is actually the stupidest thing iv ever done.

Offline Turtle1

I thought of doing this once but I decided to stay because I got anxious that the woman's pimp would be called to attack me if I did. Although part of the reason I stayed was because of the adrenaline rush and need to have sex as well  :D

Anyway, I am pretty sure independent girls still have Pimps but they seem to hide them better than agency girls do.

Yes they do. i bet you my house they all do. Bare this in mind guys, if you ever get in shit and cant get out of it, get the first hit in and make it count ( aim for the nose and use your palm not your knuckles as you'll pull off a far faster hit. No matter how big the guy is you will stun him or knock him clean out. Gives you time to make an exist.

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Bare this in mind guys, if you ever get in shit and cant get out of it, get the first hit in and make it count ( aim for the nose and use your palm not your knuckles as you'll pull off a far faster hit.

Hmmm. I'd agree with half that advice. If it's going to be a fight, getting the first hit in is a good idea. Also, not using your fists is a good plan, it's not Hollywood and you'll break a finger quite easily if you're not used to punching. Elbows are effective, easy defense and attack without leaving bruises. Hit and get out of there.

But don't go for a broken nose as a opener. That's silly. Retribution is a bitch. And you can be pulled for ABH, which is a stretch in prison.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 10:54:07 am by leedsman »

Offline Turtle1

In my very early days of punting.  Walking around the red light area of Brum, followed a girl down a back alley where she promptly took my money and scarpered, after I got my cock out, on the pretence there were police around.  However I spent about an hour tracking her down and confronted her and her massive pimp.  Stood there in one of the roughest areas of Brum demanding my money back, the girl tried telling me to fuck off etc but I think the pimp was a bit impressed that I stood my ground after his initial attempt to intimidate me....didn't get my money back though.

On reflection, not sure how I would have explained my injuries had things gone bad with the pimp.

My kinda guy. Take a bow Ser. If shit goes down like that again, boot him in the nuts as hard as you can. thatll get trid o the size difference. Then polirly ask for your money bk   :diablo:

Offline Turtle1

Hmmm. I'd agree with half that advice. If it's going to be a fight, getting the first hit in is a good idea. Also, not using your fists is a good plan, it's not Hollywood and you'll break a finger quite easily if you're not used to punching. Elbows are effective, easy defense and attack without leaving bruises. Hit and get out of there.

But don't go for a broken nose as a opener. That's silly. Retribution is a bitch. And you can be pulled for ABH, which is a stretch in prison.

Iv been doing MMA and other forms of combat for almost a decade. i can assure you thats the fastest type of trike you can pull off that will stagger a person. To throw a punch you need to swing, which will take fraction of a second longer and your body language may give away your intentions. thrusting your palm in someones face is just as effective and does less damage. Remember this is to potentially save your self and run. kick em in the balls if need be lol.

I seriously don't recommend anyone doing these stupid things. Iv done stupid things and iv got the scars and broken bones as a memento

cockneybstrd

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Iv been doing MMA and other forms of combat for almost a decade. i can assure you thats the fastest type of trike you can pull off that will stagger a person. To throw a punch you need to swing, which will take fraction of a second longer and your body language may give away your intentions. thrusting your palm in someones face is just as effective and does less damage. Remember this is to potentially save your self and run. kick em in the balls if need be lol.

I seriously don't recommend anyone doing these stupid things. Iv done stupid things and iv got the scars and broken bones as a memento

I reckon you need nominating for an award young Mr Turtle.

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I reckon you need nominating for an award young Mr Turtle.

I need to be banned from every pub and off license in the country not nominated

Offline mrsaxon

I have finally found a place to tell this story....
When I was a student in Stoke I went for a punt at a local sauna. There was only the one girl working and no maid and she told me a regular was due so could I come back in an hour.As I walk out of the anonymous building a community support officer is walking past. I panicked, ask him for directions to a pub I knew was about 2 miles away and as the police station was near there I ended up driving him back to the station! I had only been punting for a month or so hence my panicking and making a clearly crap excuse, his smirk in the car told me he knew why I was on that street.....

nova painted floozie

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Yes they do. i bet you my house they all do. Bare this in mind guys, if you ever get in shit and cant get out of it, get the first hit in and make it count ( aim for the nose and use your palm not your knuckles as you'll pull off a far faster hit. No matter how big the guy is you will stun him or knock him clean out. Gives you time to make an exist.

You owe me your house!

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Stupidest thing I ever did?
Knock on wrong apartment number, a floor above  :blush:

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Yes they do. i bet you my house they all do.

Sorry but you also owe me your house as I don't have one nor would I ever want one.  Why would anyone with any common sense choose to pay a large part of their earnings to some guy for doing sweet FA?  Much easier and cheaper to pay for proper security systems to be put in place

Some of us are quite able to answer our own phones and take bookings ourselves without some random thug having to do it for us

Offline Mij

Stupidest thing I ever did?
Knock on wrong apartment number, a floor above  :blush:

Awkward! :-)

Neal69

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Early on in my punting career I booked a WG who was around 45 mins drive from me.

I got a bit flustered getting ready and when I set off after about 10 mins I realised I had left my punting phone behind.

If I had turned back I was going to be late and I was fairly sure I could remember the address.

Got to the street and went up to the flat and rung the bell. No reply.

Had my doubts about having a bit of dyslexia with the flat number and then saw a particular model and make of car parked outside a similar numbered flat. Remembered that in one of the WG's pics she is sat on the bonnet of such a car so buzzed another flat. Got an irate reply that no Slutty Tina ( insert own made up name here) did not live here and bugger off.

Sod it left with my hard on intact and drove home.

Thankfully the WG forgave me for messing her around and I have now seen her several times. Even though I still have a mental block on her flat number and have to check it every time.

SirFrank

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Not my fault but fucking a prossie up the shitbox and when I pulled out to blow my nut sauce over the tit job I found that the condom had broken and I'd been up to my nuts bareback in a prossies ass. Oh how we laughed...

Also shagging some moose a few years back in Bristol who had clearly taken her profile pics 3 years/stone earlier. Still fills me with self loathing when I think of her. I did consider converting to Catholicism after just so I could go to confession and unburden myself. Forgive me lord for I have just paid to fuck a whale with a fanny like a Chelsea smile. I'm worse than shit me

StPunt

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i'm beginning to think im not the only one who has been lying on a bed while the girl is 'getting changed' and thinking 'oh shit, what have i done.......again'.

Offline buckrabbit

Having a shag outside Tunbridge Wells police station at 3am in the morning, three coppers went in and out of the station and took no notice.

Offline macmate

Many, many years ago... walking around Balsall Heath, when they had the red lights in the windows, and getting rolled over by two hefty looking gents. Tried to push me into a very dark park to relieve me of any cash, with the threat of a bottle over my head for my troubles. Luckily played drunk and being a decent prop forward they couldn't shift me (and they tried). Also, was sensible enough to carry my punting money in my sock  :D

Realised later they were probably just chancing it (I'm sure they could have done me over if they were professionals), but seriously freaked me out... Still, back in those days had some good fun in the Heath...!

Offline Anallover6969

Stupidest thing I ever did?
Knock on wrong apartment number, a floor above  :blush:


Try walking into the wrong house!!!

Well she said "The doors open just walk up." So I did.

I can be such a dippy c*nt sometimes.

Offline Mij

Mine was booking an escort in Manchester once...she turned up over an hour late at my hotel, then said she needed some cash for the taxi so could she have the money now to pay him....being naive I handed her over the envelope with her cash in it and she went off to pay him...

...yeah...she never came back! Phone turned off. Bitch!   :dash: :dash:

Sadly was in the days before AW and UKP else would have left suitably bad fb...

Ah well..live and learn...

Ok..I think I've just surpassed my own "stupidest thing" by coming down with an acute attack of EAS with a girl I've met only just the once but now I seem to be completely obsessed!!! She's not jaw-droppingly beautiful, or anything like that....just a regular, very pretty, smart intelligent woman who I got on with really well....

Am trying a couple of "distraction" punts in the next few days to see if these can take my mind off her, but I've already got 2 more meetings booked with her....

ARRGGHHH!!!!

Offline hendrix

Ok..I think I've just surpassed my own "stupidest thing" by coming down with an acute attack of EAS with a girl I've met only just the once but now I seem to be completely obsessed!!! She's not jaw-droppingly beautiful, or anything like that....just a regular, very pretty, smart intelligent woman who I got on with really well....

Am trying a couple of "distraction" punts in the next few days to see if these can take my mind off her, but I've already got 2 more meetings booked with her....

ARRGGHHH!!!!

Sympathise! :D "distraction" punts is definitely a good idea!

Offline stayer

In my early years of punting I had bareback sex with a middle-aged frenchwoman in Soho in 1981. Saw her two or three times. I then shagged another WG unprotected in Soho. In those days I knew nothing about STI. But since then I've never had BB sex and now get myself checked out at Dean Street Express.

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I'm always stupid.  New on here so easy on the fists.  well few months ago a regular came to mine outcall in newcastle.  I downloaded a secret cam app for my iPhone.  basically it records without lock screen but you can dark the screen by sliding your finger- works both cameras of iPhone 5s.  well it was positioned nicely on my dock viewing my bed.  session was the best....cuddle after, her playing on her samsung, no battery so ran to my phone to pick it off dock (wrong dock for samsung) and the cam app came to view.  I was fucked big time- she ran out in a major huff and very angry.  1,2 weeks later we made up and went on hols together.
Did another stupid thing.  On  trip she was my GF proper throughout which was agreed and we had an amazing time doing all boyfriend girlfriend stuff inc great sex on tap.  Well mid week afternoon nap....spoon her as she slept, obviously got hard on against her young ass whilst spooning her with my arm round her stomach.   decided to venture south, eventually hand inside leggings and inside her knickers touching as she slept......she woke up very pissed off- absolute horror but said no sex from now on during trip- still do stuff together.  luckily next day she warmed to me again and we made up.  I constantly do stupid things without thinking.  This girl is my regular as she's stunning, dozen years younger and we click really well.

cockneybstrd

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I'm always stupid.  New on here so easy on the fists.  well few months ago a regular came to mine outcall in newcastle.  I downloaded a secret cam app for my iPhone.  basically it records without lock screen but you can dark the screen by sliding your finger- works both cameras of iPhone 5s.  well it was positioned nicely on my dock viewing my bed.  session was the best....cuddle after, her playing on her samsung, no battery so ran to my phone to pick it off dock (wrong dock for samsung) and the cam app came to view.  I was fucked big time- she ran out in a major huff and very angry.  1,2 weeks later we made up and went on hols together.
Did another stupid thing.  On  trip she was my GF proper throughout which was agreed and we had an amazing time doing all boyfriend girlfriend stuff inc great sex on tap.  Well mid week afternoon nap....spoon her as she slept, obviously got hard on against her young ass whilst spooning her with my arm round her stomach.   decided to venture south, eventually hand inside leggings and inside her knickers touching as she slept......she woke up very pissed off- absolute horror but said no sex from now on during trip- still do stuff together.  luckily next day she warmed to me again and we made up.  I constantly do stupid things without thinking.  This girl is my regular as she's stunning, dozen years younger and we click really well.

I am not sure where to start with this

Filming without permission sounds a bit cuntish

But I think we know what your previous nick was on here

cockneybstrd

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Well I guess the stupidest thing our old friend Dennis did was try and re join


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I'm always stupid.  New on here so easy on the fists.  well few months ago a regular came to mine outcall in newcastle.  I downloaded a secret cam app for my iPhone.  basically it records without lock screen but you can dark the screen by sliding your finger- works both cameras of iPhone 5s.  well it was positioned nicely on my dock viewing my bed.  session was the best....cuddle after, her playing on her samsung, no battery so ran to my phone to pick it off dock (wrong dock for samsung) and the cam app came to view.  I was fucked big time- she ran out in a major huff and very angry.  1,2 weeks later we made up and went on hols together.
Did another stupid thing.  On  trip she was my GF proper throughout which was agreed and we had an amazing time doing all boyfriend girlfriend stuff inc great sex on tap.  Well mid week afternoon nap....spoon her as she slept, obviously got hard on against her young ass whilst spooning her with my
 arm round her stomach.   decided to venture south, eventually hand inside leggings and inside her knickers touching as she slept......she woke up very pissed off- absolute horror but said no sex from now on during trip- still do stuff together.  luckily next day she warmed to me again and we made up.  I constantly do stupid things without thinking.  This girl is my regular as she's stunning, dozen years younger and we click really well.


Really disgusting thing to do nobody should record somebody in a sexual act unless they know about it and give permission,  this goes both ways for the escort and the punter. Shame she did not catch you and teach you a lesson.

But then again looking at your post you seem like you are looking for attention as you write like your a 12 year old boy so probably did not happen in the first place.