Hello Punters, This is my first review and I am happy to report it is a positive one.
Most of you have no doubt heard of this place. It is right outside the Swiss Cottage underground station on Finchley Road.
I'd seen some talk about this place a few times and knew it was a for sure HE massage. But beyond that there was disparity about the over all quality. Some were negative some were a little over the top. Do a search and you'll see what I mean. As such i decided to find out the truth my self.
Upon arrival I was greeted by an older but still attractive Asian woman. She asked if I'd like a massage and for how long. I opted for 45 mins for 40 pounds. She asked me to head downstairs to the first room and said she would be down shortly. I went to the room and stripped. Used the sink to wash my hands and wash off the downstairs. As I lay down she came in and asked if I wanted oil or not, I said no. She then gave a good firm massage all over.
As is usually the case one the massage was toward completion and I was on my back she brushed the balls a bit and got me a little stiff. She asked if I wanted an HE of course I said yes. She offered regular HJ, nude HJ, and too my mild surprise...sex. Prices were 30,40, and 60. I went ahead and opted fr the lay. First cowgirl, then doggy and came to a handy.
The sex was good but not great, the HJ at the end though was pretty great. Used oil and put her pussy right near my face to let me play with it(no fingering though). She used a good technique to give me a complete hand job(not just a tug), and played the balls. During sex she was a bit lazy, i felt. But, she did maintain the usual "you so big" routine, which is always a plus.
After I unloaded she cleaned me up walked me upstairs and I was on my way.
VITALS
LOCATION: 7/10, easy to get to and a clean room with a comfortable massage table. However it is pretty blatant. Right on a main street.
GIRL: 7/10. Not a stunner and a little older, but still in decent shape. Firm handfull size breasts, nice firm ass. A little extra weight around the tummy.
MASSAGE: 8/10, nice and firm with out ever being to hard.
SEX: 6/10, While it was not terrible and her attitude was good but at the price i would prefer a bit more solid effort from the WG, plus no oral was offered, Suppose I should have asked about it though. The real saving grace was the stellar handy at the end. Turned a neutral into a positive.
VFM: 5/10, the price for the massage itself is reasonable, and the quality of massage was high. The price for the sex was a bit high for the over all quality. That being said, if you opted for just a handy and negotiated the price down the overall VFM would be much higher.
BOTTOM LINE
100 pounds total for an all in all pleasant time. Don't know if i will pay for the sex again if I go back though. oh and shop details:
Phone:020 7998 7609
Hours:
Open· 11:00 a.m. – 10:00 p.m.
Happy punting
