London advice

[Spearce]

Hey everyone, hoping for a little advice as in coming to London for a few days soon. Can anyone offer info on the following

Places where you can sit and watch a live sex show?

Any recommendations on fake breast English escorts? (see my previous reviews on here I quite enjoy the very fake breasts)

Strip clubs in the soho area where I can actually have a drink and perhaps a dance and not get mugged because I accidentally touched the strippers hand or brought her a £200 glass of wine...

Any info appreciated, and of course I will post reviews of anything that's relavant to this site

Cheers!

[Liverpool]

Soho clip joints are a thing of the past and I can only think of 1 strip club in Soho. I've not been but can only imagine it's not vfm given how central it is. There's a thread that covers the Ye Olde Axe strip club. Not been but would appear to be better value.

Live sex show? Suggest you try a European Red light District. Can't think of anything like that in London unless you mean a strip show?

As for recommendations, area of London, budget etc?

[Spearce]

I'm going to be in hotel very near Leicester Square, but I'm prepared to travel within the tube system, ideally under £200 for an hour

[southcoastpunter]

Sunset Strip in Dean st, Soho is the only one i can think of - you will get approached a lot for private dances but prices (drinks and dance prices) aren't too bad if i remember correctly - went last year.

Otherwise maybe have a look at https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=211333.0

[thumbspot]

Browns and The Griffin are straight forward £ in the pint glass strip joints. Nothing more than that on offer. Don’t think there is anywhere offering live sex.

[Spearce]

Thanks both, I'll bear the above in mind any recent info on the woolpack?

Toying with booking External Link/Members Only

Or External Link/Members Only as both offer CIM too

But open to advise or better options

[StingRay]

Maybe consider a party, which will tick the live sex show box - hell, you can even be a performer if you want! Depends on whether you mind people watching you though. You may get lucky and have some 1:1 time but be prepared to share, certainly early on. Naturally, all fucking will be covered but blow jobs not necessarily.

Another alternative is have a look for a couple that offer a live sex show, with participation - a bit more pricey but within your stated budget. 

[Spearce]

Yeah I was looking for parties/gangbang events, unfortunately all the ones I've seen are on dates that aren't good for me, where might I find them advertised?

[StingRay]

Yeah I was looking for parties/gangbang events, unfortunately all the ones I've seen are on dates that aren't good for me, where might I find them advertised?

Pop "Parties" and "London" in the search box at the top and a few options will come up - some are in Sutton but that's not far and very easy to get to from London, it takes just over 30 minutes by train. 

[Steely Dan]

Yeah I was looking for parties/gangbang events, unfortunately all the ones I've seen are on dates that aren't good for me, where might I find them advertised?

External Link/Members Only

Also here are some top rated London escorts, by nationality.

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[Momodan38]

Sunset Strip in Dean st, Soho is the only one i can think of - you will get approached a lot for private dances but prices (drinks and dance prices) aren't too bad if i remember correctly - went last year.

Otherwise maybe have a look at https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=211333.0

my advice to the OP is to check out the last 3-4 pages of thread linked by southcoastpunter. There’s some good recent intel on there on various strip joints.

Regarding a fake tittied English girl going for under £200 an hour… I don’t think that search is gonna work out well for you OP. My suggestion would be to allow other nationalities, maybe even increase your budget by another £50.

All the best.

[Ivor Hunch]

Yeah I was looking for parties/gangbang events, unfortunately all the ones I've seen are on dates that aren't good for me, where might I find them advertised?

Phoenix parties every day i think?

[MCullen71]

Thanks both, I'll bear the above in mind any recent info on the woolpack?

Toying with booking External Link/Members Only

Or External Link/Members Only as both offer CIM too

But open to advise or better options

Would avoid Mariewantsyou.  She has a patchy record and is very much in the granny category, unless that's what you are after.

[Spearce]

my advice to the OP is to check out the last 3-4 pages of thread linked by southcoastpunter. There’s some good recent intel on there on various strip joints.

Regarding a fake tittied English girl going for under £200 an hour… I don’t think that search is gonna work out well for you OP. My suggestion would be to allow other nationalities, maybe even increase your budget by another £50.

All the best.

Thanks, yeah I'm reflection I am starting to agree, had a good search on AW and as soon as I specify British the prices jump for most.

Will check it phoenix parties though and maybe re search other nationalities, just trying to avoid the predictable terrible Rom...

Thanks for the info so far too all!