Anyone have any after punting traditions?

[Kaluuu276]

After what is usually a long drive home its...
Curry or Kebab then beddy byes
 
About the same thing but really hate having to drive a long way home.

I need to pace my time find a short distant punt or take a full day off work.

I don't eat full meals beforehand because feel bloated so yeah enjoy the odd doner kebab then
sometimes have a last jerk off to some porn before bedtime.

[Arbetare]

After my first ever punt, I went to Five Guys on Broad Street as I was fairly hungry

That SP ended up being my reg, so I ended up going to Five guys, post punt, every few weeks for several months until she retired.

McD's is the closest to a burger joint with the regs I have now, and if it's an outcall, I tend to order take-out in after, as I don't eat before hand.

So yeah stuffing my face after a booking is my tradition

[Hobbit]

Clean up and check I have no evidence on me such as lipstick or perfume. Go home and feel how I want to retire and become an Ambassador for World Peace. Then 3 days later I'm horny again and all that peace stuff goes flying out the window. 

[Hobbit]

I like Belinda Carlisle and Elvis Presley..Bob Marley

Nothing wrong with Belinda Carlisle. I had a crush on her when I was a kid. I miss those days. 

[tazz]

Anyone ever do a snowball then go home and kiss the misses?

[django0700]

A brisk 15 minute walk or some other open air exertion- gets rid of any lingering smell of perfume etc and additionally does not arouse suspicion if I come home and head straight to the showers...

[Ali Katt]

A brisk 15 minute walk or some other open air exertion- gets rid of any lingering smell of perfume etc and additionally does not arouse suspicion if I come home and head straight to the showers...

While licking your lips to savour the flavour.

[Hardpunt2]

I like to 'eat' during the punt, so my after-punt routine would be wipe my cock on the curtains while she's looking the other way, and then I'm outta there.

I normally wipe my cock on the curtains whilst she is not looking 

[CigarSmoke]

No wanking 48 hours before seeing a WG.

Go home, kiss the wife and ask how her days been.

And realised you didn't wash your mouth after eating out a WG's pussy. So bits of pussy residue on your wife. 

[dron16]

Spray aftershave and eat a banana (apparently it's a good post-shag snack).

[Thephoenix]

Nebuliser

[Punterperson1971]

If I've punted before work and ate her pussy and ass It will be a Gavin and egg and tomato sandwich,although she does make a comment that I'm her early breakfast.

[Marmalade]

If I've punted before work and ate her pussy and ass It will be a Gavin and egg and tomato sandwich,although she does make a comment that I'm her early breakfast.

I’d imagine a kebab would be ideal if you’re that desperate. Plus it might remind of her fanny lips if she has hangers. 

[Punterperson1971]

I’d imagine a kebab would be ideal if you’re that desperate. Plus it might remind of her fanny lips if she has hangers. 

I’d worked up an appetite before my shift and she has quite a neat land tidy ooking pussy though not one that looks like it’s been in a horror film.

[jeanphillipe]

Go to a car wash, and get jetwashed.

[rathbone]

Gargle with mouth wash for about 20 mins in car on way home!

I always have a quick gargle too, then (like lots of others it seems) head for a good pub meal and reflect on proceedings. 

[HumphryB]

I normally punt on weeknights, so afterwards i usually head home and phone a takeaway. Pretty boring but its become a routine of sorts. Indulging in some fantasies and then being as bit of a glutton

[director33]

Usually (but not always) a feeling of regret about wasting half a day to get a lack lustre punt, then try and get on with some work.

[notcalledchris]

Wank like crazy over the memory

[Third Man]

After most of my punts I've a 3 hour train journey. so I either have fish and chips, or if time is tight, get some stuff from greggs, chocky biscuits and juice, then watch something on my phone on the journey. Off the train, and a couple beers, happy days.

[Jonestown]

It used to be my habit to go and have a pint or a G&T, then drop into a local asian deli and pick up a couple of samosas to enjoy on the walk to the tube. But these days with all the massage activity I like to get home for a good shower.

[NoStringsFun]

Good idea.

My only post-punt ritual is to take a second shower, making especially sure to rinse my hair, as I discovered a couple of years ago (almost to my cost) that any perfume etc smells really linger in your locks.

Shower before and after the punt. Good point about the hair, will need to note that as I’ve grown my hair longer of late and hadn’t washed it as part of the 2nd shower. 

[RedKettle]

If an outcall to a hotel my ideal is to get a room service meal in and watch some telly with a smile on my face - after ringing the wife of course because I am a loving husband.

Otherwise it depends on where fitted into day - but often a trip to the gym, for a shower not any more exercise.  However ideally a relaxed full english whilst reading a newspaper.