Tips for Newbie

[Bezzer]

Hi folks

So I've decided to take the plunge and have booked a nice lady for Friday after many hours trawling AW and agencies/ independents. Found independents harder to find and AW a bit of a maze as few looked a con.

My question would be any tips for someone with zero experience in this? I'm doing a in call at a private apartment as parlours aren't my thing.

Any advice much appreciated

[vorian]

Welcome to UKP

This guide will help you get the most out of AW.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10.msg21;topicseen#msg21


Also please post the link of the girl you have booked.

[new_punter]

Welcome to UKP

This guide will help you get the most out of AW.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10.msg21;topicseen#msg21


Also please post the link of the girl you have booked.

Thanks for the link v.

Yes, do post the link.  Perhaps someone here can then offer feedback/advice, might save you some hassle.

[wristjob]

Hi folks

So I've decided to take the plunge and have booked a nice lady for Friday after many hours trawling AW and agencies/ independents. Found independents harder to find and AW a bit of a maze as few looked a con.

My question would be any tips for someone with zero experience in this? I'm doing a in call at a private apartment as parlours aren't my thing.

Any advice much appreciated

There are 2 things you need to do:


1) Book a girl.
2) Fuck a girl.

Booking involves a 2 minute phone call.
Fucking - you may be nervous at the start but 3 minutes in it's like falling off a log.

Doesn't involve any more thought than that but somehow 90% of newbies here fail to get to stage 2.

[yorkshire123]

Hi folks

Welcome Bezzer 

Forgive my suspicion, did you select your profile name after reading this thread?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=31189.msg436093#msg436093

[Bezzer]

Thanks for the replies.

The girl I've booked is Abbey-Leigh Leeds from her own site, seen some reviews on %%% etc.

Well I've done part 1! That took a month!

[vorian]

Thanks for the replies.

The girl I've booked is Abbey-Leigh Leeds from her own site, seen some reviews on pro$$ienet etc.

Well I've done part 1! That took a month!

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[threechilliman]

There are 2 things you need to do:


1) Book a girl.
2) Fuck a girl.

Booking involves a 2 minute phone call.
Fucking - you may be nervous at the start but 3 minutes in it's like falling off a log.

Doesn't involve any more thought than that but somehow 90% of newbies here fail to get to stage 2.

Not quite correct. This is how I do it:-

Book 'em
Pay 'em
Fuck 'em
Jizz on 'em
Leave

Fairly straightforward. I was nervous at first (3 months ago), the girl I saw today - we greeted like two long lost friends

Easy peasy

tcm

[threechilliman]

Thanks for the replies.

The girl I've booked is Abbey-Leigh Leeds from her own site, seen some reviews on pro$$ienet etc.

Well I've done part 1! That took a month!

Now get on and do the rest. You won't believe how easy it is. Honest!

tcm

[cockneybstrd]

Thanks for the replies.

The girl I've booked is Abbey-Leigh Leeds from her own site, seen some reviews on pro$$ienet etc.

Well I've done part 1! That took a month!

Well I hope part 2 does not take you a month or you will end up some serious friction burns on your cock.

But Welcome to UK Punting

[new_punter]

There are 2 things you need to do:


1) Book a girl.
2) Fuck a girl.

Booking involves a 2 minute phone call.
Fucking - you may be nervous at the start but 3 minutes in it's like falling off a log.

Doesn't involve any more thought than that but somehow 90% of newbies here fail to get to stage 2.

I think a lot of guys wonder about meeting an escort, but are put off by various factors, like thinking it might not be legal, thinking they will get an STI, thinking someone they know will find out, etc etc.

[new_punter]

Well I hope part 2 does not take you a month or you will end up some serious friction burns on your cock.

Hehe, thanks for the laugh.

[Bezzer]

I think a lot of guys wonder about meeting an escort, but are put off by various factors, like thinking it might not be legal, thinking they will get an STI, thinking someone they know will find out, etc etc.

Haha that is exactly it! Is it a scam should I do owo lol not just me then

[new_punter]

Thanks for the replies.

The girl I've booked is Abbey-Leigh Leeds from her own site, seen some reviews on pro$$ienet etc.

Well I've done part 1! That took a month!

Looks good from her site.  Do let us know how you get on.

Just relax and enjoy

[new_punter]

Haha that is exactly it! Is it a scam should I do owo lol not just me then

As with all things in life there is a risk, however the girls are usually keen to keep themselves healthy and so get themselves checked regularly.

[Happyjose]

As with all things in life there is a risk, however the girls are usually keen to keep themselves healthy and so get themselves checked regularly.

I really wouldn't believe this. Maybe some do, and many claim to on their profiles, but I doubt it's the majority in reality

[vorian]

I really wouldn't believe this. Maybe some do, and many claim to on their profiles, but I doubt it's the majority in reality

They get boxes of condoms given to them at the GUM clinic so a lot do go for the freebees if nothing else.

[Bezzer]

Welcome Bezzer 

Forgive my suspicion, did you select your profile name after reading this thread?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=31189.msg436093#msg436093

Haha no mate just needed something I could remember

[Bezzer]

Cool well I'm thinking all protected just in case anyway.

[vorian]

Cool well I'm thinking all protected just in case anyway.

Upto you, but OWO with a prossie is well worth the minimal risk imo.

[Happyjose]

They get boxes of condoms given to them at the GUM clinic so a lot do go for the freebees if nothing else.

I would just be wary of trusting a prossie on any issue, particularly when it comes to the punters health and the risks associated. There does seem to be an increase in the number of punters who BB, a few recently on the Scottish board, often with regulars. The risks can never be completely removed of course, but complacency breeds contempt, and always best to keep aware. Never abdicate responsibility for your health to any WG

[vorian]

I would just be wary of trusting a prossie on any issue, particularly when it comes to the punters health and the risks associated. There does seem to be an increase in the number of punters who BB, a few recently on the Scottish board, often with regulars. The risks can never be completely removed of course, but complacency breeds contempt, and always best to keep aware. Never abdicate responsibility for your health to any WG

Good advice, but do remember punting is meant to be fun and it is easy to dwell on the negatives and take the joy out of it. Bag up, get tested regularly and the risk vs reward Imo is well worth it.

[Happyjose]

I would just be wary of trusting a prossie on any issue, particularly when it comes to the punters health and the risks associated. There does seem to be an increase in the number of punters who BB, a few recently on the Scottish board, often with regulars. The risks can never be completely removed of course, but complacency breeds contempt, and always best to keep aware. Never abdicate responsibility for your health to any WG

and don't run with scissors and drink your milk. Just read my post back and I do sound like a bit of a risk averse twat. Vorian is right IMO about owo, and don't let my ramblings put you off enjoying your upcoming punt

Edit: posted this before seeing Vorians response

[SirFrank]

Welcome to the site mate and hope all goes well

[webpunter]

Welcome to the site mate and hope all goes well

Bezzer - keep SirF's post - file it away & feel honoured.  And while your at it search up "cunts".  Best thread for donkeys - if not the best !

[Bangers and Gash]

This is how I do it:-

Book 'em
Pay 'em
Fuck 'em
Jizz on 'em
Leave

Who said the art of romance is dead. 

[Rochdull lad]

Book 'em
Pay 'em
Fuck 'em
Jizz on 'em
Leave

Who said the art of romance is dead. 

We're indeed fortunate to have two such quality wordsmiths as SirFrank and tcm on the Board at present!

[Devilsmojo]

1 Only consider WGs with a substantial amount of AW feedback from multiple usernames. If in doubt look on here
2 Set a maximum price for 1 hour.
3 Take what a WG has on her profile at face value unless there is a good reason not to. If it ends up being a lie you should walk and report her failure to provide services or respond to contact or follow the rules she puts on her profile.
4 Anything listed as "at discretion" costs extra
5 Try doing things such as OWO and DFK at the start of the booking. If you agreed them beforehand and then get shot down you can try to get your money back

[threechilliman]

We're indeed fortunate to have two such quality wordsmiths as SirFrank and tcm on the Board at present!

I think SirFrank edges it.....

Bezzer, when you see one of SirF's posts pop up, make sure you have nothing in your mouth before reading or it ends up on the screen of whichever device you're viewing it on

tcm

[threechilliman]

Who said the art of romance is dead. 

Oh yes B&G, in Manchester we certainly know how to show a girl a good time.

tcm

[vorian]

1 Only consider WGs with a substantial amount of AW feedback from multiple usernames. If in doubt look on here
2 Set a maximum price for 1 hour.
3 Take what a WG has on her profile at face value unless there is a good reason not to. If it ends up being a lie you should walk and report her failure to provide services or respond to contact or follow the rules she puts on her profile.
4 Anything listed as "at discretion" costs extra
5 Try doing things such as OWO and DFK at the start of the booking. If you agreed them beforehand and then get shot down you can try to get your money back

Number 4 is not always the case, a good prossie will not charge extra for these services, unless stated on the profile.

[Bangers and Gash]

Number 4 is not always the case, a good prossie will not charge extra for these services, unless stated on the profile.

Also, scrap the first half of number 1. AW feedback aint worth shit, regardless of quantity. 

[touch.and.go]

Also, scrap the first half of number 1. AW feedback aint worth shit, regardless of quantity. 

I agree - my first punt this year had 154 positive reviews and it was shite (almost literally) 

[webpunter]

I think SirFrank edges it.....
Bezzer, when you see one of SirF's posts pop up, make sure you have nothing in your mouth before reading or it ends up on the screen of whichever device you're viewing it on
tcm

If you see a post from Horizontal Pleasures then do not open any links provided - whilst eating food.  Or you may get to see most of it again [this has been referred to b4 on another thread, but Bezzer won't have seen this] 

[threechilliman]

If you see a post from Horizontal Pleasures then do not open any links provided - whilst eating food.  Or you may get to see most of it again [this has been referred to b4 on another thread, but Bezzer won't have seen this] 

Sound advice that wp

[Bezzer]

Haha thanks for all the advice guys and seems like a few legends have logged on too!

[Tjkooker]

Abbie Leigh. Very very airbrushed. Don't get me wrong the body and face are top notch. Just not what you see in the pictures. She is probably around 40. Good looking for her age but you can tell she has had a few too many sunbeds.  I saw her as a duo with Lindy Porter. Lindy was far better. Really into sex while Abbie went through the motions basically.
You will probably get a better session solo from her than I did.

[Bezzer]

That's interesting thanks, your the first to say that tbh

[Dani]

Apparently she doesn't provide penetration either as her services list has kissing and OW and OWO and CIM and even couples and reverse oral listed but no penetration mentioned at all which seems rather strange.  Although she may well have forgot to put that on there so I would check she is still offering it as some girls do change their services as they go along so always better to check what is on offer

[Horizontal pleasures]

If you see a post from Horizontal Pleasures then do not open any links provided - whilst eating food.  Or you may get to see most of it again [this has been referred to b4 on another thread, but Bezzer won't have seen this] 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10615.1175

open with relish. start on the last page and go back. it is one of the longest threads on here, in a few weeks it will have 100 pages.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Sound advice that wp

Sound advice? That would be great, imagine the Worst Escort Picture Challenge thread with built in sound!

[house music dave]

Think of your expectations and lower them by about 30%. don't know if anyone else agrees but another thing to note is that depending on your price range/requirements you might end up in some rough areas. Even at the £100 plus level i've had to get used to going into areas and buildings that don't look great on the inside. Punting isn't always glamorous and can sometimes take getting used to. It's just a matter of taking a moment, getting used to your surroundings, composing yourself and then being assertive if after that you still don't feel good walk away.

HMD   

[Tjkooker]

That's interesting thanks, your the first to say that tbh

I'm also the first to post here that has seen her. So who else have you talked to about her or is this more unashamed promotion of a prossie?

[Bezzer]

I'm also the first to post here that has seen her. So who else have you talked to about her or is this more unashamed promotion of a prossie?

Haha no I've never met the girl I mean from her reviews and %%%

[Bezzer]

Apparently she doesn't provide penetration either as her services list has kissing and OW and OWO and CIM and even couples and reverse oral listed but no penetration mentioned at all which seems rather strange.  Although she may well have forgot to put that on there so I would check she is still offering it as some girls do change their services as they go along so always better to check what is on offer

Would that not be incorporated in GFE? As I say this is new to me!

[Siadwel]

Would that not be incorporated in GFE? As I say this is new to me!

The only 'real' GFE I've had so far was when I went back to the same girl after two weeks, but this time, instead of standing there smiling, like sex on legs all in black fishnet, she was covered-up and moaning about the increase in the water bill that she was looking at.

 

[Tjkooker]

Haha no I've never met the girl I mean from her reviews and pro$$ienet

There is a thread on that shit site where another hoe reckons all her reviews are fake anyway.

[Bezzer]

What did you think TJ?

[Tjkooker]

I would look elsewhere for you punt. Have a look in your local area reviews. The recommendations on here are far more reliable than anywhere else.

[Bezzer]

Thanks Tj. Any reason in particular?

I also have Paris from Leeds escorts VIP and Lauren from Angels North on my HL any experience of them?