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AmberWelsh-Diamond

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Town:               Cardiff central
Country:           South Wales
Type:                 In-call (first tour)
Date of visit:    4/5/2018
Time spent:      1 hour(s)
Fees:                  £140


Logistics:

Primary communications through UKE on/off for several months (last summer to be precise). Occasional comms done through WhatsApp and text and 1 or 2 telephone conversations.


Location:

Same hotel where I met Megan_Rose last August. Luxurious, huge hotel slap bang in the middle of Cardiff central. It's very easy to find, has a pretty good view, and extremely clean and very well presented. Easy access through lobby reception, easy access to elevators. Narrow corridors on elevated floors. Safe, secure establishment. No hassles or problems whatsoever.


Looks:

Physicality:-

Ethnicity:-     Caucasian (white)
Eye colour:-  Brown
Hair colour:- Brown (with blonde streaks)
Hair length:-  Long
Height:-          5’4”
Chest size:-   32” B (small, natural)
Dress size:-   8

Amber looks exactly like her media displayed on her Adultwork profile and UKE profile, so there's no photoshopped images applied, and very accurate. She has very small breasts and very long legs. Petite build but toned. Amber greeted me in her pink/black bra, black knickers and long black stockings. Pretty lady, and very sexy.  :coolgirl:

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Personality:

Amber is a very charming young lady. Sexy, husky voice. Very down to earth, with a splendid girl-next-door personality/attitude. Extremely friendly and very easy to get on with IMO. Absolutely loves her food! Considering she's a smoker she's got a very good appetite. Also she's very generous in her ways, and a good listener.


Services:

Kissing, FK, OWO, RO, Fingering/finger play (giving), Anal play (giving), protected penetration:- Missionary (alternatives), Mish to side, Reverse Cowgirl.


Overview:

The setup:
This has been a meeting long awaited (almost as long as one of my reviews!) and anticipated. Compared to the other escorts in the past year, Amber was one of the few independent escorts who did not have an Adultwork for a long period of time, or even appear to be able to get round to getting one (the most common factor being over passport issues). The only reason I'd heard about Amber's existence was due to UKE. On her profile there she listed her experience and rates etc. She also mentioned she had a Vivastreet advert, but I had no luck in finding it (not really bothered as I don't find much trust in it).

Initially Amber was going to tour with Megan_Rose to Cardiff for the first time last summer, however due to lack of bookings if I recall, she would not be venturing the capital. Due to this, there was some speculation as to whether she was genuinely an escort or not. Not just because she didn't have an Adultwork profile at the time, but because there were literally no reviews on UKP at all in regards to her as an active service provider. Eventually 1 local member was successful in visiting Swansea to TOFTT, so there was finally 1 review/report that she is authentic.

Fast forward to April, Amber announced that she was definitely coming to Cardiff for the first time by herself. I'd booked through UKE and received a £10 discount. Once I discovered she had an official Adultwork profile, I placed a booking there too. All was set in place and Amber was only going to do a 1 day preliminary tour.

The warmup:
Come the day of the booking, it was a bit of a rush for me as I had finished work at 4.30pm (couldn't get a day off for annual leave), and literally had to catch a train half hour after finishing. Hitting the capital itself I contacted Amber to let her know I had arrived in the city 10-15 minutes before booking time. So she gave me the hotel name and room number and all set and good to go. Upon arrival, Amber opened up, peeking her head around the door (no magical door effect for a change), so she is definitely as displayed on her pictures. The room is rather small and I was quite surprised to see a single bed for a change (I haven't had a single bed booking since my first ever punt at my home, so I found it quite amusing and interesting).

Amber offered me some sort of doughnut, but I politely declined as I grabbed a snack before setting of on the train, as well as having a quick shower. Put the envelope of cash in front of the TV, as well as put my phone on charge, and “The Big Bang theory” was on a huge television, and as she had a very good time in Cardiff so far on her very first tour, she was in no rush to start the official booking time. So she said we can delay activities to half an hour after our agreed booking time (nice touch) for a 1 off, possibly due also to the fact we have eagerly waited to see each other for a long time. So we pretty much watched the show, chatted about everyday life and shared some nuts together (can't remember what type).  :unknown:

The main event:
Its main event time! I'm still talking about all sorts of licorice all sorts, while Amber is asking me to strip down and off. I get down to just my boxer shorts and I'm still yacking (I think when I talk so much the SP should just dive in to shut me up!). So off with the boxers and onto the bed (I was sitting on a single sofa up till now) into some sensual kissing with me on top. At the start of activity Amber mostly indulged in mostly closed mouth kissing with some FK for a good few minutes. Couldn't help but plant some kisses under her ears and her neck too - yum, yum.  :)

Amber opted to mix things up a bit and move onto OWO - as the left side of the single bed was against a wall, Amber had to maneuver herself between myself and the wall (it's a good job she's tall but petite, then again I should have considered pulling the bed out). No hand relief this time no problem! Amber's long legs were up by my upper torso, so proceeded to give me some nice deep oral at a 45° angle with a nice clear view of her pretty face sucking away. Unfortunately due to the angle and the wall, I couldn't quite manage with groping her bum, or attempt any fingering in this position - besides the fact I'm right-handed (why in god's name didn't I shift this into a 69er position?! FFS), I was able to stroke her lower back with my left hand, and massage her right boob with my right hand. Complicated, but good OWO all the same.  :cool:

Amber then suggested we switch over and I return the favour for some role reversal. So we returned to our starting position, and Amber suggested she remove her bra to release her 'small titty witties’ - that's what she called them, not me!  :D So we return to kissing, but this time Amber opened up to more FK indulgence, and after repeating my previous on-top motions I work down to her boobies (she's actually got a small diamond 'dermal’ piercing above the middle of her breasts - never heard of them before, and was staring at it thinking, “thats pretty darn cool and unusual!). So I give plenty of licks, kisses and nibbles to her nipples (as well as some gentle tweaks). Fast forward I go due south to RO - where Amber applied some KY jelly to herself for lubrication, silly sod me decided to go straight for reverse oral first, rather than attempt finger play first (let's just say that stuff doesn't taste the best, which she pointed out! - but I still went back in regardless). I won't go into lots of detail on this, but I indulged of plenty of licking and kissing her clitoris and tongue penetration of her vagina, as well as 2 finger play of simulating her g-spot. I could have stayed there doing all that for the remainder of the booking (Amber is well trimmed by the way).

In regards to protection intercourse, only 1 red condom was required. After RO was completed, Amber put the condom on me (I couldn't be bothered), I went back for a 3rd time into FK briefly, and inserted myself into missionary (basic) for a short while, followed by spread legged missionary (but bent at the knees - no idea what the technical name is - I think it's ‘open missionary’), followed by Amber's legs over each shoulder for deeper penetration (modified 'Jackhammer’). She truly enjoys missionary (if I recall her 2nd favourite position on her profile). After doing this for several minutes, I decided to squish my right side and back against the wall for side to mish, don't usually do this position but it was a nice change.

I decided to opt for a 3rd position after pulling out of Amber. She suggested doggie style which I usually indulge in, but I suggested Reverse Cowgirl as I usually forget about doing this in a booking at the best of times (and it's listed as Amber's favourite position, and technically it's one of my favourites too). Lovely view of Amber's bum in this position, with her leaning forwards on my legs, while I'm straight legged pumping away, while giving Amber anal play with my thumb (rubbing her bumhole, non insertion). I don't usually have a preference how I cum, but I was thoroughly enjoying the motion so much, that I orgasmed and popped inside the condom whilst still in Amber. Bliss.  :music:

The cooldown:
Amber dismounted and handed me a packet of wet wipes for me to clean myself off, while she got dressed, and we carried on in casual conversation while we both got our clothes back on. We had 25 minutes left (taking note this was an exceptionally long booking), and I suggested if she wanted to go for a cigarette with me, downstairs at the front entrance...instead I ended up escorting her to Burger King! I stayed outside front entrance and had a cigarette while Amber ordered food inside. By the time I entered I had to laugh as 1 of the staff members cocked up her order 3 times! Grabbed her 1 or 2 napkins, and we left and made our way back to the hotel, having a giggle as we went back to the elevators, I also had a chuckle as Amber almost bypassed her room completely! The keycard access to the room is not the easiest to handle, as Amber had trouble opening it, and I've never had to use a keycard system before. Took a minute or 2 to get it open, as I offered to open it, as she had her hands full with her little handbag, mobile and her meal.

We had about 10 minutes left before official booking time was up, and after a little chat, Amber did offer a round 2 of action as she didn't want to think she was wasting my time, however the way I go like a whippet we wouldn't have been able to do as much as we did first time round, and she had 1 last booking for the evening. I felt she needed more than enough time to relax and refresh herself, so we opted out to leave it for next time. So she escorted me down to the front entrance of the hotel, joined me for a cigarette and we parted ways after.

To top it off, we had 1 final laugh for the evening as Amber thought I hadn't paid her! She queried it to me by text, and I explained I left the cash in an envelope by the television. I offered to come back to the hotel to point out where I left it, but 5-10 minutes she found it - the envelope was in the bin!  :lol: As far as time and companionship with Amber goes, it was an unorthodox but unique meeting. Happy to meet up again and add a little more variety. Really interesting booking experience overall.  :thumbsup:
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« Last Edit: May 22, 2018, 12:10:29 am by STAR-LORD »

Offline aps

Thanks for the detailed review. Took a while, but good reading.

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Thanks for the detailed review. Took a while, but good reading.

Thanks dude. In credit to you, you've been pumping out reviews like a wild man of Borneo lately.  :drinks: With myself though, the process takes a lot longer. Thanks for your patience in reading it. My style of reviewing is not easy to absorb if you don't have the patience.

SeekingtheTruth

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Where’s the TLDR summary?

Haven’t got the effort in me to read all that.

STAR-LORD

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Where’s the TLDR summary?

Haven’t got the effort in me to read all that.

Oh b@llocks, I knew I forgot to add something! I added extra subtitles without a short summary!!  :dash:

FFS - s@#t!!!  (I think I need some tips from threechilliman or mrfishyfoo:(
« Last Edit: May 22, 2018, 01:05:19 am by STAR-LORD »

SeekingtheTruth

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Oh b@llocks, I knew I forgot to add something! I added extra subtitles without a short summary!!  :dash:

FFS - s@#t!!!  (I think I need some tips from threechilliman or mrfishyfoo:(

Stop being such a drama queen. You could always do a summary now. Although I’m assuming it goes something along the lines of

Turned up
Paid cash
Fucked her
Talked non stop

Hell, I’ll even just take some pros and cons. Just don’t make me read the review in full  :D

STAR-LORD

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Stop being such a drama queen. You could always do a summary now. Although I’m assuming it goes something along the lines of

Turned up
Paid cash
Fucked her
Talked non stop

Hell, I’ll even just take some pros and cons. Just don’t make me read the review in full  :D

I'm sorry! I genuinely did forget. I will check on tcm's reviews (despite the fact you are good and skimming to details you need).  ;)

In terms of me being a drama queen though, please check this sometime:-

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Honestly I will learn the summary part though. I'll manage it eventually  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: May 22, 2018, 01:19:42 am by STAR-LORD »

WelshElise

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Stop being such a drama queen. You could always do a summary now. Although I’m assuming it goes something along the lines of

Turned up
Paid cash
Fucked her
Talked non stop

Hell, I’ll even just take some pros and cons. Just don’t make me read the review in full  :D
that was a long read even skim reading was a long one wolfie just add a summary in comments

STAR-LORD

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that was a long read even skim reading was a long one wolfie just add a summary in comments

I'll get round to eventually, just not tonight...

vw

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Where’s the TLDR summary?

Haven’t got the effort in me to read all that.

That would ruin the advert. 

Only come on to read the comments after text searching that the singe bed was mentioned, thank fuck for text search or would be wading through treacle.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Interesting post by admin a while back

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=171323.msg1822902#msg1822902

« Last Edit: May 22, 2018, 02:07:01 am by vw »

Offline Mil 34

Wolfie why can’t you just write a plain and simple review which we can read and not get bored out of our brains.
Haven’t you grasped the less is more concept yet.

Offline WelshMichael

How is 1 hour "an exceptionally long booking"?  :unknown: If I'm reading it right you paid for an hour and had 35 minutes of sex?

Offline Steelworker

You had a good time. Glad it was worth the wait. I get a clear idea of what went on.  :thumbsup:

If you do want to cut it down, I’m not sure many people are interested in most of the details in ‘the set up, the warm up or the cool down.  :D

SeekingtheTruth

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I'll have a proper read later, just would have been nice to get a feel for the booking.

As long as you had fun.

np500

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As Soon as I started reading at midnight , I just knew that by 1.30 I’d have read about the single bed ! Still it did’t ruin it end of day, tin hat on !

vw

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As Soon as I started reading at midnight , I just knew that by 1.30 I’d have read about the single bed ! Still it did’t ruin it end of day, tin hat on !

Only 10 headings until you reach that part.    :lol: :lol:

Good he mentioned it though, 4 times so made up for you.   :sarcastic:

very gutted he never remembered he type of nut he hate though.   :lol: :lol:
« Last Edit: May 22, 2018, 09:19:15 am by vw »

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Only skim read - must have taken as long to write as the booking itself. She looks a really nice girl (like small titties) but two things I don't understand:

1. Why would she have "passport issues" if she's Welsh?

2. At £150/hr surely she could afford a room with a double bed?

np500

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Ok, that’s it, off up a ladder for the day  :dash: and I ain’t coming down, fuck the double sun stroke !

vw

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Only skim read - must have taken as long to write as the booking itself. She looks a really nice girl (like small titties) but two things I don't understand:

1. Why would she have "passport issues" if she's Welsh?

2. At £150/hr surely she could afford a room with a double bed?

1 Passports can be difficult to get replacements if you have limited other identification or are lazy as fuck disorganised.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  person number 3 that it might be an issue for.   :hi:

Offline gurtat

How is 1 hour "an exceptionally long booking"?  :unknown: If I'm reading it right you paid for an hour and had 35 minutes of sex?

My thoughts exactly.

Good review though.

Would have taken me longer to write the review than the actual meeting :D

SeekingtheTruth

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OK, had a proper read now, sounds like you enjoyed and Amber is near the top of my HL to visit.

There is a lot of unnecessary detail in there that really doesn't need to be in there, for example we don't need to know you finished work at 4.30 but still arrived 15 minutes early. The fact you were on time and she was ready (or not) at the requested start time is all we really need to know.

It does appear that the boundaries have been well and truly blurred though which is a bit worrying.

vw

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It does appear that the boundaries have been well and truly blurred though which is a bit worrying.

Because of burger king and few ciggies?   :unknown:

Or her eagerly awaiting to see him?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
« Last Edit: May 22, 2018, 12:02:26 pm by vw »

SeekingtheTruth

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Because of burger king and few ciggies?   :unknown:

Or her eagerly awaiting to see him?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Half hour extra time at the start watching TV, going for a walk around Cardiff with her to get food, going back to the hotel after, charging his phone while there....

For me it should be as simple as make a booking, show up, pay, do the business, have a quick chat at the end and then leave.

Do you regularly do any of that stuff on a booking? Just seems a very surreal experience.

vw

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Half hour extra time at the start watching TV, going for a walk around Cardiff with her to get food, going back to the hotel after, charging his phone while there....

For me it should be as simple as make a booking, show up, pay, do the business, have a quick chat at the end and then leave.

Do you regularly do any of that stuff on a booking? Just seems a very surreal experience.

I get your point, some could see it as gloating that he got extras, maybe the motivation to write such a long reivew.

Boasting about extra time like this will cause amber more problems IMO from envious punters, even if it is pure bullshit.

A prossie in the WM ended up with punters having a competition to see who could get the most extra time due to similar, hope this doesn't happen to amber. 
« Last Edit: May 22, 2018, 01:09:12 pm by vw »

SeekingtheTruth

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I get your point, some could see it as gloating that he got extras, maybe the motivation to write such a long reivew.

Boasting about extra time like this will cause amber more problems IMO from envious punters, even if it is pure bullshit.

A prossie in the WM ended up with punters having a competition to see who could get the most extra time due to similar, hope this doesn't happen to amber.

Haha, cmopetition for extra time? You couldn't make it up  :lol:

But you can pretty much guarantee that everyone who claimed extra time was lying about how much extra, if they got any at all  :D

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Thank you Wolfie for highlighting my lamentable short comings.  :hi:

No reference to my diet on the day of the meeting. No Bradshaw train guide. No reference whatsoever to the Colour of the condom. And no taking her for a Burger King. I’m such an amateur  :thumbsdown:

I will bear this in mind next time

But what happened to the cabbages   I’m surprised she didn’t kick you out.  :unknown:

I’m just glad I wasn’t her next punter. Can you imagine removing the remains of a Burger King from your cock.  :vomit:

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« Last Edit: May 22, 2018, 06:03:33 pm by OMellors »
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vw

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Thank you Wolfie for highlighting my lamentable short comings.  :hi:

No reference to my diet on the day of the meeting. No Bradshaw train guide. No reference whatsoever to the Colour of the condom. And no taking her for a Burger King. I’m such an amateur  :thumbsdown:

I will bear this in mind next time

But what happened to the cabbages   I’m surprised she didn’t kick you out.  :unknown:

I’m just glad I wasn’t her next punter. Can you imagine removing the remains of a Burger King from your cock.  :vomit:

OM

Sorry to hear he has hurt you this way, but you outclassed the opposition with this.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

I took with me a bottle of champagne and 2 bouquets of roses - on for each of them.

np500

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Thank you Wolfie for highlighting my lamentable short comings.  :hi:

No reference to my diet on the day of the meeting. No Bradshaw train guide. No reference whatsoever to the Colour of the condom. And no taking her for a Burger King. I’m such an amateur  :thumbsdown:

I will bear this in mind next time

But what happened to the cabbages   I’m surprised she didn’t kick you out.  :unknown:

I’m just glad I wasn’t her next punter. Can you imagine removing the remains of a Burger King from your cock.  :vomit:

OM


I was next in, no cabbages were found or beef burgers removed in the time I was there, not that I would have notice !


Offline OMellors

Sorry to hear he has hurt you this way, but you outclassed the opposition with this.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Thank you VW.  :hi:



I feel I can hold my head erect again.   :thumbsup: 

OM
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was their a queuing system?  :unknown:

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I suppose in a way there always has been, but I did get an iced ring doughnut  :thumbsup: so I was happy, that was tea sorted .

Offline mrdiamond77

Nice one Wolfie.  I just skimmed the review for now as I am in a bit of a rush but I will read it properly later.  I would like to book her myself.  Glad you enjoyed.   :drinks:

Offline OMellors

I suppose in a way there always has been, but I did get an iced ring doughnut  :thumbsup: so I was happy, that was tea sorted .

Red, it wasn’t that long ago when you were turning WE’s head with your Hobnobs  :cool:

Now you’re scrounging doughnuts off A. (Ringed or not is irrelevant).  :angry:

Bet she feels totally used & abused.  :D

OM

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Red, it wasn’t that long ago when you were turning WE’s head with your Hobnobs  :cool:

Now you’re scrounging doughnuts off A. (Ringed or not is irrelevant).  :angry:

Bet she feels totally used & abused.  :D

OM

I have been know to take shel like Belgian chocolates, it was payback time  :yahoo:

STAR-LORD

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I'll be more than open, but I was half hearted as to whether to reply to this review of mine or not after seeing the replies after my last comment.

1) First of all, in reply #4, if you think my reviews are too long to read - fine. I don't mind that. I'm a long winded bugger with reviews. But you take a look at a positive review by 1 (or even both the guys) mentioned in that reply, and they have produced +100 reviews - I haven't seen any or much complaints about their lengthy reviews - and I'm sure their word counts are longer than my reviews. Unless it's a TOFTT, feel free to NOT read my reviews. And considering how my long my reviews, readers can relish in the fact other punters have reviewed Service Providers before me.

2) I have not ever fabricated or 'made up a review' - ever. What is the point?  :unknown: Practically everything I write in a review is what happened, and what I've seen in front of my eyes in a booking. To readers who don't know me, I was banned from here for 6 weeks last summer. And quite frankly I was happy and grateful to be allowed back here. But 1 thing I won't do is 'fantisize' a meet. On a review of mine, what you see IS what happened. That's why you get word for word, step by step with me on reviews. Hence the long reviews...

If I gave too much information about how generous Amber can be during a booking, I will apologise for that. I think I may be too honest in regards to that. But YMMV (your mileage may vary). I consider myself not a 'celebrity punter' or 'special'. Just fortunate and lucky on a good day.

3) I'm welcome to a service provider I've reviewed, to come out and say, 'that didn't happen', I'm not very good at accepting criticism, but I wouldn't want to leave false accusations or statement.

Thanks for your time and attention in reading this.

P.s. thanks to Redevil86 for encouraging & enthusiasm of service providers to tour here.   :hi:  :drinks:
« Last Edit: May 23, 2018, 12:58:57 am by STAR-LORD »

vw

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1) First of all, in reply #4, if you think my reviews are too long to read

too gutless to say who reply 4 is then.   :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

that's very disrespectful IMO

as for your bleating, people can reply as they like within the site rules, if you don't like it use the ignore or fuck off.

As for fabrication, you proclaiming you don't fabricate it wont make it true.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

As for oversharing.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:  you had to get the word count up.

Read it back why you posted what a whiney, sulker that thinks he is above opinions.

I'm not very good at accepting criticism

As for this get a grip.    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: May 23, 2018, 01:03:13 am by vw »

STAR-LORD

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too gutless to say who reply 4 is then.   :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

that's very disrespectful IMO

as for your bleating, people can reply as they like within the site rules, if you don't like it use the ignore or fuck off.

As for fabrication, you proclaiming you don't fabricate it wont make it true.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

As for oversharing.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:  you had to get the word count up.

Read it back why you posted what a whiney, sulker that thinks he is above opinions.

Perhaps I made a mistake in replying. But when I read ThreeChilliMan or mrfishyfoo reviews, I admire how much they write, and just wonder where the heck I go wrong in comparison...

vw

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Perhaps I made a mistake in replying. But when I read ThreeChilliMan or mrfishyfoo reviews, I admire how much they write, and just wonder where the heck I go wrong in comparison...

why try to be them?  they get shit for the tedium of their reviews, TCM puts a  summary up which you were advised to do, yet ignored

Seems you are in competition to me to write longer, and longer is not always better.

Fishy and TCM both get stick for their reviews and don't sulk, just get on with ti you are tying too hard IMO.  think you are seeing them through hero tinted glasses.  Admiring does not mean you have to imitate them.

No offence but your punts are not that interesting and vanilla services, fishy gets anally buggered by doms and gets thrown out of hotel rooms naked not has a smoke outside BK.

Chin up, cut the crap and cut they whining like girl and you will be fine.   :drinks:

« Last Edit: May 23, 2018, 01:23:51 am by vw »

STAR-LORD

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why try to be them?  they get shit for the tedioum of thero reviews, TCM puts a  summary up which you were advised to do, yet ignored

Seems you are in competition to me to write longer, and longer is not always better.

Fishy and TCM both get stick for their reviews and don't sulk, just get on with ti you are tying too hard IMO.  think you are seeing them through hero tinted glasses.  Admiring does not mean you have to imitate them.

No offence but your punts are not that interesting and vanilla services, fishy gets anally buggered by doms and gets thrown out of hotel rooms naked not has a smoke outside BK.

Chin up, cut the crap and cut they whining like girl and you will be fine.   :drinks:

To be fair, I've not read their review style, before I ever started writing my reviews. Hadn't seen their styles until recently. I just put mine down the way I see it. I'm one of the longest winded with reviews in the Wales division. But those 2 guys have long style IMO which I give credit to. I don't know how much stick they get, but I take  :hi: to them, for their approach.  :drinks:

vw

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To be fair, I've not read their review style, before I ever started writing my reviews. Hadn't seen their styles until recently. I just put mine down the way I see it. I'm one of the longest winded with reviews in the Wales division. But those 2 guys have long style IMO which I give credit to. I don't know how much stick they get, but I take  :hi: to them, for their approach.  :drinks:

Long is not their style, this is where you are going wrong, you are putting to much stock in length rather than style.

TCM is very adventurous, that is his style, it mainly stuff others don't do.

Fishy is a plagiarist clown and story teller that is his style.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Think the take home for this is LONG IS NOT A STYLE.  :hi:

Think you have named your own problem long winded is the way you describe them.

Long winded definition in the dictionary means (of speech or writing) continuing at tedious length.

Lose the tedious and write for the audience (not the prossie or you) you might get a better reception.

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Offline OMellors



No offence but your punts are not that interesting and vanilla services, fishy gets anally buggered by doms and gets thrown out of hotel rooms naked not has a smoke outside BK.




Looking forward to your next review  VW.  :lol:

Wolfie, you’re never going to please everyone. IMAO “came, fucked, went” is not that informative  :thumbsup:

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Offline Grumpy Pumpy

NW, your contribution to this site is valuable. As as your reviews.

But VW is correct in that, style and substance are more important than review length. And, as STT said, detail is good, provided it's necessary. Otherwise, it's just "padding"

SeekingtheTruth

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I'll be more than open, but I was half hearted as to whether to reply to this review of mine or not after seeing the replies after my last comment.

1) First of all, in reply #4, if you think my reviews are too long to read - fine. I don't mind that. I'm a long winded bugger with reviews. But you take a look at a positive review by 1 (or even both the guys) mentioned in that reply, and they have produced +100 reviews - I haven't seen any or much complaints about their lengthy reviews - and I'm sure their word counts are longer than my reviews. Unless it's a TOFTT, feel free to NOT read my reviews. And considering how my long my reviews, readers can relish in the fact other punters have reviewed Service Providers before me.

2) I have not ever fabricated or 'made up a review' - ever. What is the point?  :unknown: Practically everything I write in a review is what happened, and what I've seen in front of my eyes in a booking. To readers who don't know me, I was banned from here for 6 weeks last summer. And quite frankly I was happy and grateful to be allowed back here. But 1 thing I won't do is 'fantisize' a meet. On a review of mine, what you see IS what happened. That's why you get word for word, step by step with me on reviews. Hence the long reviews...

If I gave too much information about how generous Amber can be during a booking, I will apologise for that. I think I may be too honest in regards to that. But YMMV (your mileage may vary). I consider myself not a 'celebrity punter' or 'special'. Just fortunate and lucky on a good day.

3) I'm welcome to a service provider I've reviewed, to come out and say, 'that didn't happen', I'm not very good at accepting criticism, but I wouldn't want to leave false accusations or statement.

Thanks for your time and attention in reading this.

P.s. thanks to Redevil86 for encouraging & enthusiasm of service providers to tour here.   :hi:  :drinks:

Have I missed something? Where was it suggested you had fabricated what happened in the meet?

SeekingtheTruth

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I'm sorry! I genuinely did forget. I will check on tcm's reviews (despite the fact you are good and skimming to details you need).  ;)

In terms of me being a drama queen though, please check this sometime:-

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Honestly I will learn the summary part though. I'll manage it eventually  :thumbsup:

Anything in particular I should be looking for in that thread?

It just seems to be a list of trailers to watch. I can't see anyone having tantrums, over exagerating or acting over the top with theatrics in there.

vw

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Anything in particular I should be looking for in that thread?

It just seems to be a list of trailers to watch. I can't see anyone having tantrums, over exagerating or acting over the top with theatrics in there.

this is a much more relevant thread.  :sarcastic:  Maybe he posted the wrong link.

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Posting a pointless shit media then apologising, almost mirrors the pointless shit in the review, apology thread to come.
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Offline Bonio

Too long winded for me to be honest. Observation not a criticism.

Offline mrfishyfoo

why try to be them?  they get shit for the tedium of their reviews, TCM puts a  summary up which you were advised to do, yet ignored

Seems you are in competition to me to write longer, and longer is not always better.

Fishy and TCM both get stick for their reviews and don't sulk, just get on with ti you are tying too hard IMO.  think you are seeing them through hero tinted glasses.  Admiring does not mean you have to imitate them.

No offence but your punts are not that interesting and vanilla services, fishy gets anally buggered by doms and gets thrown out of hotel rooms naked not has a smoke outside BK.

Chin up, cut the crap and cut they whining like girl and you will be fine.   :drinks:

Ha !! Ha !! I'm no hero I'm just another prick that'll be venturing into the black holes that many have been in before and many will go in after me.

FFS you had to remind them all about that didn't you.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Must admit, with hindsight, that she really did do a fucking job on me and she did it with the full knowledge that my ego would dictate that I had to report it exactly as it was thereby compounding my humiliation.


SeekingtheTruth

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Ha !! Ha !! I'm no hero I'm just another prick that'll be venturing into the black holes that many have been in before and many will go in after me.

FFS you had to remind them all about that didn't you.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Must admit, with hindsight, that she really did do a fucking job on me and she did it with the full knowledge that my ego would dictate that I had to report it exactly as it was thereby compounding my humiliation.

Fucking hell, what are you doing on the Welsh boards fishy? Come to join the madness?

Offline mrfishyfoo

Fucking hell, what are you doing on the Welsh boards fishy? Come to join the madness?

VW was being cheeky so I thought I'd have a look.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is the podging any better in Wales as that's my 3rd red card in a row up north.  :cry: :cry: :cry:


SeekingtheTruth

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VW was being cheeky so I thought I'd have a look.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is the podging any better in Wales as that's my 3rd red card in a row up north.  :cry: :cry: :cry:

Depends on where you look. There are some crackers around but not as many as people claim, but that is only my opinion.