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Offline wolfiesmith69

Following on from a twitter feed, #youdirtybastards,
We all do things in our punting scenarios that make us utter those 3 words to ourselves,
What have you done or said that springs to mind and makes you think or say the words "you dirty bastard"!
« Last Edit: April 25, 2021, 04:00:51 pm by wolfiesmith69 »
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Offline Moby Dick

I like to fart in the lift.
Can’t help me self.

Offline wolfiesmith69

I will start it off with a recent couple of memorable punts with a favourite SP, Her arse was so inviting when she was on all fours, I couldn't resist fingerings her pussy as I buried my tongue deep in her arse hole and locked ed and rimmed her for all my worth!
When I finally rubbered up, As I slowly fucked her gently in doggie i eased a butt plug into her arse and pushed it deeper and deeper with my belly with every thrust
« Last Edit: April 25, 2021, 04:07:04 pm by wolfiesmith69 »
Banned reason: Blatant tout, posting multiple reviews and starting a thread to advertise his reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline ShamrockLDN

I think, by definition, handing cash to woman for her to drop her clothes and open her legs qualifies all of us as dirty bastards.  : :lol:

Being more specific though, I received OWO from a WG whose wardrobe had a large floor to ceiling mirror on which I could enjoy the show in different angles. As she sucked, I grinned at myself in the mirror and thought “You Dirty Bastard”  :D

Did you flex like the scene from American Psycho?  :D :D :D

Offline Woblybobsdog

Wrote 'Whore' on her tits with her lipstick.

Online JasonMason

Drinking a WGs pee, done it loads of times and each time I think to myself "you dirty bastard" each to their own I guess....  ;)

Offline rockstar

With an longterm ex gf not a working girl, I bolted in her and then she asked me to go down on her so I did and I thought this is the dirtiest thing I have done !

Offline Keema

WG pissing on my hair after hour long anal and squirting session - Scotland board people will know exactly who!

Offline oddson1970

WG pissing on my hair after hour long anal and squirting session - Scotland board people will know exactly who!
layla?

Online Colston36

Drinking a WGs pee, done it loads of times and each time I think to myself "you dirty bastard" each to their own I guess....  ;)

I confess I never said it to myself but I think the first time I got two girls to piss all over me and in my mouth I felt faintly smug  And definitely the first time I went to Munich to see a well-known and spectacularly filthy porn star I felt pleased as punch. But also very stupid when in a fit of stupidity I threw away the photos of a session we had together. I had fallen in love with someone. That's over now, so a shame.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2021, 09:39:20 am by Colston36 »

Offline Simmo87

With an longterm ex gf not a working girl, I bolted in her and then she asked me to go down on her so I did and I thought this is the dirtiest thing I have done !

+1 from me brother, done that a few times. Ive found it often results in you getting the keys to the backdoor a few weeks later  :yahoo:

Offline ShamrockLDN

Did you flex like the scene from American Psycho?  :D :D :D

 :D :D  :D   No, nothing that extreme  :lol:

Offline notcalledchris

For me it is when a pretty girl looks you in the eyes as she is sucking.  Makes me feel a dirty bastard defiling her pretty face with my cock. And when I plaster her with the contents of my gonads that feeling is just confirmed.

Offline bossanova

When I was wrist deep fisting a WG – I did think 'You dirty bastard'

Offline Straightsix

The criteria for that statement would mean I have morals regarding sexual etiquette....unfortunately I cannot contribute to this thread. Sorry.
Banned reason: Warned before but doesn’t seem to learn
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Offline cideruk

One Yorkshire WG offered me Christmas Cake and cheese! I thought you dirty bastard

Offline myothernameis

When I found out the escort was a raving nympho, and I thought,she a right dirty bastard.  The escort used to work in New Blythswood Sauna, Glasgow
« Last Edit: April 29, 2021, 07:13:42 pm by myothernameis »

Offline DocJohnson

I asked an SP if she could do the splits.
She said she could and then showed me.
I then asked her to do it straddling my cock.
She did and looked very smug about being able to.
Smug I was too as I thought “you dirty bastard”.

Offline Madman74

I once let a ts empty inside me. And I like to cream pie ts girls and rim them after. V dirty

Offline One Eyed Snake

I like to fart in the lift.
Can’t help me self.
Nowt wrong with than unless you follow through

Offline catweazle

I once let a ts empty inside me. And I like to cream pie ts girls and rim them after. V dirty


And dangerous.

Offline Captainhowdy666

Recently got fucked by a TS with a 10” monster cock.
Didn’t get dirtier than that for me.

Offline Straightsix

Recently got fucked by a TS with a 10” monster cock.
Didn’t get dirtier than that for me.
Your profile Image is real Isn't it? 😆
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Offline willie loman

in my only foray into the world of mmmf, recruited through an ad on craigs list, i went down on the girl, after her husband had ejaculated in her, i was only doing it , to show i was as cool as they were, got a mouthful of his spunk.i hadnt really thought it through. Other than that , i used to use the toilet when it was standing in the station.

Offline Moby Dick

Nowt wrong with than unless you follow through
Fart with confidence, rather than living on the edge.

Offline Cum_again

Made her strip, tied her hands behind her back, face slapped her, slapped her tits, spanked her arse hard, spat in her face repeatedly for lying to me, made her drink my piss, face fucked her and came in her throat.


Proud of myself that day  :thumbsup:

Offline Straightsix

Made her strip, tied her hands behind her back, face slapped her, slapped her tits, spanked her arse hard, spat in her face repeatedly for lying to me, made her drink my piss, face fucked her and came in her throat.


Proud of myself that day  :thumbsup:
I don't blame her wanting a divorce.
Banned reason: Warned before but doesn’t seem to learn
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Offline uncle jessie

I like to fart in the lift.
Can’t help me self.

Likewise even better if the lift is packed  , bonus point if it is still ripe if I get back in the same lift a little bit later  :yahoo: . A pastime that used to make trips to multi storey shopping centres more bearable pre covid  :cool: .

Offline joe diddley

She lay on top of me, both of us facing the ceiling. I rubbed trifle all over her titties while she wanked herself with a doubled headed, so-called U-bend dildo, simultaneously pleasuring both her vadge and her arse. She told me afterwards that the mixed temperatures and textures of my hands and the consitutents of the trifle (which had been in the fridge) gave her the most intense orgasm. I've done this a few times with WGs, though only one had the U-bend; others just had ordinary dildos or vibrators. I am stored on another WG's mobile as "Mister Trifle"!

Had a man shout "You dirty bastard!" at me as I emerged from a Soho walkup. He was laughing rather than outraged. I found it quite funny.

Online wirehair

After fucking an 18 year old I’d met from SA and realising I was 50 years older than her, and thought “you dirty bastard”

Offline Kerosene

Booked back to back punts with two touring WGs. They knew, I knew, I didn't care.

Offline WorcWarrior

Went for a long massage with HE one morning, then went to the gym and fucked one of the girls from there after asking if she wanted to get a coffee, showered at hers and booked an escort from her bathroom! Was a dirty bastard moment kind of day  :yahoo:

Offline midspunter

She lay on top of me, both of us facing the ceiling. I rubbed trifle all over her titties while she wanked herself with a doubled headed, so-called U-bend dildo, simultaneously pleasuring both her vadge and her arse. She told me afterwards that the mixed temperatures and textures of my hands and the consitutents of the trifle (which had been in the fridge) gave her the most intense orgasm. I've done this a few times with WGs, though only one had the U-bend; others just had ordinary dildos or vibrators. I am stored on another WG's mobile as "Mister Trifle"!

Had a man shout "You dirty bastard!" at me as I emerged from a Soho walkup. He was laughing rather than outraged. I found it quite funny.

Seems like you got your just desserts.

Offline Captainhowdy666

After fucking an 18 year old I’d met from SA and realising I was 50 years older than her, and thought “you dirty bastard”
I’m 50 this year.
Pulled a 22 year old in a club in Wolverhampton before lockdown and spent the night
Walked home thinking the same.

Offline notcalledchris

Went for a long massage with HE one morning, then went to the gym and fucked one of the girls from there after asking if she wanted to get a coffee, showered at hers and booked an escort from her bathroom! Was a dirty bastard moment kind of day  :yahoo:
You dirty bastard.  Good man.

Offline Video586

There's been a few, such as when I had Camila Mattoli's monster cock lodged up my arse to the hilt, or when I double fisted a swinger at one of Debbie's parties, or when I pissed into the mouth of a pretty blonde 19-year old girl in front of half a dozen guys at a watersports party, or even when I lay on the floor of Nicole du Papillon's flat, beneath her queening stool, chewing on her enormous labia whilst she pissed in my mouth. Oh, the memories... :rolleyes:

Offline WorcWarrior

There's been a few, such as when I had Camila Mattoli's monster cock lodged up my arse to the hilt, or when I double fisted a swinger at one of Debbie's parties, or when I pissed into the mouth of a pretty blonde 19-year old girl in front of half a dozen guys at a watersports party, or even when I lay on the floor of Nicole du Papillon's flat, beneath her queening stool, chewing on her enormous labia whilst she pissed in my mouth. Oh, the memories... :rolleyes:

 :hi: :drinks:

Offline Mike66

Recently I was sitting at home horny/frustrated/skint in the early hours of the morning, so jumped in the car for a drive. I picked up a street girl and her mate and went back to theirs, it was a shithole and not the kind of place you’d film an episode of Come Dine With Me in...anyway I wanted to shag her mate but they wanted £100 for a threesome so I ended up going with the older one, shagged her and then cim. To be fair she was actually a good shag and a great suck but I wouldn’t go there again, it was an itch scratched and definitely a ‘dirty bastard’ moment and a one off which was actually more enjoyable than some of the escorts I’ve been with  :music:

Offline pa5151

There's been a few, such as when I had Camila Mattoli's monster cock lodged up my arse to the hilt, or when I double fisted a swinger at one of Debbie's parties, or when I pissed into the mouth of a pretty blonde 19-year old girl in front of half a dozen guys at a watersports party, or even when I lay on the floor of Nicole du Papillon's flat, beneath her queening stool, chewing on her enormous labia whilst she pissed in my mouth. Oh, the memories... :rolleyes:

You should make a documentary series.

Offline Video586

You should make a documentary series.

Not even Channel 5 would show that!

Offline WorcWarrior

Recently I was sitting at home horny/frustrated/skint in the early hours of the morning, so jumped in the car for a drive. I picked up a street girl and her mate and went back to theirs, it was a shithole and not the kind of place you’d film an episode of Come Dine With Me in...anyway I wanted to shag her mate but they wanted £100 for a threesome so I ended up going with the older one, shagged her and then cim. To be fair she was actually a good shag and a great suck but I wouldn’t go there again, it was an itch scratched and definitely a ‘dirty bastard’ moment and a one off which was actually more enjoyable than some of the escorts I’ve been with  :music:

Did you get their number?? Where about did you pick em up??

Offline wolfiesmith69

The SP is made up immaculately ,Hair straightened, dressed to thrill looks absolutely fantastic-you are throbbing !!
you turn her on her head force your throbber as far down her throat as you can -she drools & gags all over her pretty face & immaculate make up as it drips onto your balls again you feed her as she drools all over her hair  after a few throat fucks you pull out drop your balls into her mouth & spunk all over her & you think "you dirty bastard!"
Banned reason: Blatant tout, posting multiple reviews and starting a thread to advertise his reviews.
Banned by: daviemac