Jamie Darcy - Bristol, BS16

[updownandaround]

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Location: Apartment, on street parking nearby

Price: £130 for 30 minutes

Comms: Via AW booking system

I’ve had my eye on Jamie for some time and given the location I decided to take a drive to go and see her. Her incall location appears to be a private residence and is clean, tidy and fit for purpose.

Jamie is quite a tall girl and was clearly a lot heavier at some point in the not too distant past. Facially reasonably pretty with fake boobs but with quite a bit of scaring from the procedure.

She’s clearly experienced quite a few time wasters as prior to my arrival she kept messaging me to make sure I was coming. From those messages I was starting to detect a slight attitude issue but I was on my way so what the hell. I arrived at the location and had a real job finding her apartment resulting in me being a few minutes late to the kick off. I even caught her rolling her eyes when I explained the job I had in finding her. She warmed up quite nicely however, getting on her knees to get me hard. Her BJ technique is pretty lacklustre, not very deep and light with zero eye contact. Not the best start. She put a condom on me and I decided to bang her in missionary. The entire time she looked away while I was going at it and I finished in the bag. A quick cleanup and out of the door in around 25 minutes.

In summary, she has about as much zero sexual charisma as an Asda cheese and pickle sandwich, or at least with me she didn’t. Poor BJ. Unenthusiastic sex and an even more unenthusiastic kissing. Very mechanical and cold. YMMV. I’m going to give her a Neutral as she did everything I wanted other than delivering a noteworthy sexual experience.

Would I return? No.

[GoodLookinGuy]

Thank you, this was someone I was considering but that's one definitely off the list. Sounds soul destroying.

[updownandaround]

Thank you, this was someone I was considering but that's one definitely off the list. Sounds soul destroying.

She's the sort that should just stick to OF as she's not shy about her face being shown so it would be perfect for her. Or maybe she already does OF, who knows?

[ForkEscort]

Great review - thanks for the info.  So disappointing that the service is so lacklustre as the SP looks so fuckin good in their pics! 

[Cheltclient]

Good getting a review for this SP. This is the SP that when she first arrived, advertised as providing bareback and had lots of videos with captions like ‘barebacking client’. Then she miraculously removed the offering and had the standard stern warning of asking for bareback. Still, the offer has never returned and I’ve found myself tempted. Of course, it’s only a fleeting temptation whilst horny as once I’m through it, the previous BB rules it out.

But then there’s no intel on here. Had a feeling she’d provide a lacklustre service

[Sanch79]

Former barebacker when she worked out of Devizes.

[Jameson20]

She's clearly been fucked more times than a horse in the Hebrides and is jaded but still believes her own hype. Also, as others have pointed out, she's an ex barebacker. Cheers for reviewing. Blacklisted.

[Pawgylove]

Had her on my HL but never saw her cos of the previous BB she dabbled in. Now that I see she gives shit service as well, any minute temptation that was ever there is gone.

Thanks for the review

[bristolnick]

She seems a bit jaded. She is on twitter feed, talking about her name change and all sorts of shit.

[Your_dark_knight]

Thanks for the review, kind of expected - I literally like others have avoided her due to her previous freely quoted BB videos / pictures and her listing it on her profile.

[pythondan]

Your review but a neutral seems generous considering her premium pricing.

[realpunter]

She's the sort that should just stick to OF as she's not shy about her face being shown so it would be perfect for her. Or maybe she already does OF, who knows?

She already does. Also lacklustre and not worth the subscription price.

[updownandaround]

Your review but a neutral seems generous considering her premium pricing.

I'm going to give her the benefit of doubt, although disinterested she was pleasant enough and did everything I asked of her in a disinterested manner of course. I often think that in these cases it's a question of mutual sexual chemistry and clearly we didn't have it, it might be different for others and I guess peeps can make up their own mind as to whether they want to take a chance with her.

[Cheltclient]

I'm going to give her the benefit of doubt, although disinterested she was pleasant enough and did everything I asked of her in a disinterested manner of course. I often think that in these cases it's a question of mutual sexual chemistry and clearly we didn't have it, it might be different for others and I guess peeps can make up their own mind as to whether they want to take a chance with her.

Your experience, your rating. No need to justify. The detail was there and that’s what helps

[niceguy30!!]

Scrub her from my to do list.