natalia love25 - Canary Wharf - Denied Services and Plain Dreadful

[EasyRider21]

There are only positive reviews from credible members about this girl which is why it really surprised me how shit this punt turned out.

I feel obligated to share and add the first negative review to her track record. She REALLY pissed me off...

Link: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
Time: May 2022
Place: 15 minute walk from Canary Wharf station
Price: £250 in total = £200 for 1 hour + £50 for OWO+CIM
Requested Services: DFK, OWO, RO, CIM and Sex (Protected)
Denied Services: DFK (sort of), OWO and CIM

Communications

This should have been the first red flag but I chose to ignore it.
Texted her the day before around 9pm and we arranged a booking for around noon. She asked me to confirm as soon as I wake up. I overslept a bit and asked her to start 30 minutes later. Radio silence. I sent another text while I was getting ready. Radio silence.

Told her that I won't meet her because she didn't text me back but I have some time in the afternoon in case she is available. I get a message 2 hours later that she can do afternoon and we finally agreed on a time.
I'm convinced that she would have bailed on me if I went to her place in the morning (the original time we discussed the night before). Ridiculous considering we agreed about 12 hours prior.

Location

Large residential development in the Blackwall district of Tower Hamlets, about a 15 minute walk away from Canary Wharf. Have no clue about parking.
Modern two bedroom apartment, both bedroom and bathroom are spacious. Decent shower with bathtub although I couldn't figure out how to turn the handle to get warm water. Ended up showering using lukewarm water. Large double bed.

NOTE - The intercom in the building is broken which is why she sent her friend down to open the door for me. It felt a bit weird and is not exactly discreet but could get over it. Second red flag.

The girl

Half-Greek and Half-Portuguese girl in her early-to-mid 20s. Photos are a somewhat accurate representation of her. Agree with other reviews that she is definitely on the curvier side but still attractive. Her body shape reminded me of a pigeon a little bit. Voluptuous girl with a nice round ass. I thought the thumbnail to her video about her boobs made them look larger than in reality (probably the effect of zooming in close). Look at the video entitled "My face and boobs!!!" to get a more realistic idea.   

No tattoos, no smoker's breath. Mediocre English - intermediate level at best. Don't use advanced words like 'intercom' or 'concierge' because she won't understand them. Had to dumb down the message and reapeat it quite a few times for her to comprehend. On the flip side, she won't need a translator to talk to you.

The punt
 
As mentioned above, her Polish girlfriend came down to open the door for me. The SP couldn't do it because she was already dressed for the punt. Had an awkward chat with the girlfriend in the elevator. She came last week and is apparently also a WG.
Upon entering the flat I was escorted to the bedroom where I paid the fee and we exchanged a few kisses. I requested OWO+CIM which costs £50 extra.

After taking a shower I went back to the bathroom and we started kissing. She was wearing an excessive amount of lipstick (as per one of her AW pics) and my mouth felt incredibly greasy because of this. Our tongues briefly got in contact which is why I would call this LFK but definitely not DFK. She advertises DFK but I would barely call it FK. It didn't last very long and she was eager to move on.

She got on the bed and was walking on her fours to the edge where I was standing naked. This is when the SCANDAL occured. Just enjoy.

Her: (pointing finger at my dick) Oh...What is that? 
Me: (confused) What do you mean?
Her: That is a problem.
Me: (Looking down at my dick) I don't see anything. What is the problem?
Her: We need a condom.
Me: (incredulously) Why? What's the issue?
Her: (pointing finger at my dick) There is a problem. 
Me: (annoyed) But what is it?

At first I genuinely thought she found a cut that I haven't noticed after my usual manscaping. I have never cut my junk in 20+ years of shaving. Furthermore, it couldn't have been the case. You see, I'm circumcised and she was pointing her index finger at the top side of my junk where the shaft meets the head. No hair has ever grown there so it can't be a cut. I always clean that area thoroughly when taking a shower because I know that it's a place that's prone to get dirty and is likely to come in contact with the SP's mouth. I kept looking down and couldn't see ANYTHING wrong. I never had an SP even remotely suggesting hygiene issues to me. I just met Stunning Clara who is extremely particular about this issue and I remember her complimenting me. Some of my AW feedback by other SPs also highlight that I'm clean.

The conversation kept moving in circles and she insisted on OWC. Only then did it occur to me that she is bullshitting me to get out of having to perform OWO. Now that pissed me off. It's a cardinal sin for me but I already handed over the money. I gave her a stern look and told her to give me back the £50. She said she would do so at the end.

In 50+ punts I have never been denied OWO. This was a first and I was FURIOUS. I resigned to my fate, lied down on the bed and she put the cover on. To make matters worse, this seemed to be one of the thicker condoms. I could barely feel jack shit. It took her an eternity to get me hard. I was so annoyed that I grabbed her head and kept pushing it down. That's the only positive I can mention - she does allow facefucking. I could hear her choking every now and then on my dick but the feeling just wasn't there.

I decided to perform some RO on her. Her fake moans reminded me of shitty porn movies. I don't think she came despite all those sounds. Change of cover and back to OWC again with some facefucking. As soon as I got hard she jumped on me and started riding me in CG. I was still angry at her and couldn't enjoy it.

I came in CG in the most ridiculous way possible. As soon as I started cumming my dick slipped out and I ended up finishing without being inside her. Fantastic...

She didn't even have the decency to clean me up. She just tossed the wet wipes over to me to do it myself. It didn't kill me but FFS, what kind of service is this???

We still had 10 minutes left and she tried having a conversation with me while positioning herself far away from me. Well, in reality I was doing the talking and she pretty much made use of three standard phrases:

1. 'Aaaah...'
2. 'Ooooh...'
3. ' That's interesting!'

I was rushing to get out this dreadful punt. I must have left around 5 minutes after my scheduled time.

I was halfway home when I realised that she forgot to give me the £50 back that I paid for OWO and CIM. I was soooo angry at myself. In my rush to leave her behind I totally forgot about the money. I never had to ask an SP to refund me for denied services. The fact that it didn't even occur to her speaks volumes about her character.

Closing Thoughts 

Here is my favourite section from her AW profile: "[...] I luv gfe, dp owo and anal. I enjoy kissing...". What a fucking joke...

AVOID! AVOID! AVOID!

[versace]

Ouch.

Thanks for the review though, very well written. 

[EasyRider21]

Cheers - I hope punters have been adequately warned.

I forgot to mention that the Polish friend/SP was walking up and down the flat during the punt. Given she has seen my face I was half-expecting her to interrupt by checking in on us. Bloody amateurs - no whoring skills or sense of discretion. The one I was banging had the emotional range of a celery...