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Hi admin, not sure if this review is in the correct section so please remove to correct section if applicable.

Care this is a Bisexual review so if its not your cup of tea please stop reading.

Popped down on Friday as its shedazzle day when trannys are in attendance.  Arrived early as it does tend to get very busy later in the day.

The venue, if you have not been before, its a very large place with 2 cinemas one which is pure gay porn and the other shows straight and bi movies.  A swimming pool a sauna a dark room a dungeon and an open top roof.

I enjoy watching the straight movies and this is the place where you get the tranny attendees mainly, some are very good looking and can easily pass for women. I sat and after a while a couple of good looking shemales arrived.  One was white in tight jeans and top with nice makeup, blonde wig.

The other was a petite Asian, short mini skirt heels and brunette and she caught my eye.  Got chatting on the roof and decided to make our way to a private room.

Started off with a lot of kissing and lots of tongue.  I had a nice feel between her legs and she had a nice package which was not too big.  Moved onto mutual oral, which was covered my preference, lots a dirty talk.

Nice bum and she was very accomdating to me slip a finger in there.  Shot my load cleaned up and returned to the cinema.   By the time i got back there was a lot of action going on and the shemales were in high demand.  Lots of gay action also, which is not my thing but its a no pressure environment so you can just watch.

Like I said its not for straight guys but if you are gay or bi or curious pop down and enjoy.  Its hit and miss but for me its a nice change of scene and a nice place to unwind.

Offline Punterperson1971

Hi admin, not sure if this review is in the correct section so please remove to correct section if applicable.

Care this is a Bisexual review so if its not your cup of tea please stop reading.

Popped down on Friday as its shedazzle day when trannys are in attendance.  Arrived early as it does tend to get very busy later in the day.

The venue, if you have not been before, its a very large place with 2 cinemas one which is pure gay porn and the other shows straight and bi movies.  A swimming pool a sauna a dark room a dungeon and an open top roof.

I enjoy watching the straight movies and this is the place where you get the tranny attendees mainly, some are very good looking and can easily pass for women. I sat and after a while a couple of good looking shemales arrived.  One was white in tight jeans and top with nice makeup, blonde wig.

The other was a petite Asian, short mini skirt heels and brunette and she caught my eye.  Got chatting on the roof and decided to make our way to a private room.

Started off with a lot of kissing and lots of tongue.  I had a nice feel between her legs and she had a nice package which was not too big.  Moved onto mutual oral, which was covered my preference, lots a dirty talk.

Nice bum and she was very accomdating to me slip a finger in there.  Shot my load cleaned up and returned to the cinema.   By the time i got back there was a lot of action going on and the shemales were in high demand.  Lots of gay action also, which is not my thing but its a no pressure environment so you can just watch.

Like I said its not for straight guys but if you are gay or bi or curious pop down and enjoy.  Its hit and miss but for me its a nice change of scene and a nice place to unwind.
Good review op and something different what area is the place in

Offline seandana

Good read buddy glad you enjoyed .


At the bottom on the website it says they have a health clinic. Do they mean sexual health services?

Yes they do.  Not sure of the days its open but recall seeing a poster up that noted the days.

Offline xandyx

Good review not heard of this place before, what are the fee's please

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

Good review not heard of this place before, what are the fee's please

I think that it’s £16 entry.

Might end up going there just so I can get a fukin check up. My local gum clinic hasnt been doing tests since covid first started.


I went around 11am, gets really busy around 5pm onwards.

Offline gavp1984

Do you have to become a member or just turn up on the day?

No membership.  Just need to show that you are double jabbed.

Offline redveee

They have a place in Newport too.

Offline Si83

No membership.  Just need to show that you are double jabbed.
A negative test is okay too 🙂

Great review and info on something a bit different.

This may seem like a daft question, but did money exchange hands with the TS you met?

Nope.  The only money that exchanged hands was the entrance fee.

Great thanks for the info. Might pop in when I'm in the area for a few days.

Is mainly TVs/CDs or are there convincing TS girls?

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

Is mainly TVs/CDs or are there convincing TS girls?

You get the occasional convincing TS but it’s mainly TV’s and CD’s on Fridays, some of them look good though! But there’s also a fair amount of hairy builders called Dave who like to cross dress.

I’d love to try this place out! Just my nerves are getting the better of me!

Are the saunas hot also? Do men/TV start to touch you up? How does it all work ? I’m very curious

Sauna is hot, rules are in place.  If you want to play,  whip your towel off, you will soon have others who want to play. But no means no, so boundaries are in place.

Can't wait to go there anybody else interested

Interesting review, how do you know when it is a "shedazzle day" I am interested in shemales and transexuals, but not so much in Dave the builder dressed in drag.

I've heard Friday is the best time to go for  tgirls

Friday is always shedazzle day.  Gets busy in the evening,  so best to go in the morning if you are a little nervous,  but with fewer people means fewer girls.

Offline Splodge

What's the dress code? Do you have to be naked ? Towel and top off? Can you wear your own clothes ?

Usual dress code is a towel. I think they have a naked day (not my thing).  Only the tgirls are allowed to wear their own clothes, otherwise its a towel only for the blokes.


What do you think your chances of an average 50 yo getting it on with a half decent TS there? I presume there is a lot of competition from younger fellas?

Online bbois77

What do you think your chances of an average 50 yo getting it on with a half decent TS there? I presume there is a lot of competition from younger fellas?

I suspect the same applies in lots of situations, make eye contact, start a conversation, find some common ground, let towel slip to show off how hung you are, take it from there

 :yahoo:

People asking what are the chances of fun, hey, just got to go give it a try!
I go just for a chill and a swim, but there are private rooms, glory holes etc for your to try

Offline shed

People asking what are the chances of fun, hey, just got to go give it a try!
I go just for a chill and a swim, but there are private rooms, glory holes etc for your to try

If you write a review on your experiences it would be very helpful. You mentioned private rooms and glory holes which has not been mentioned before at this place.  :unknown:

Let me no wen u going again would love too join you in there

Offline Punterperson1971

Let me no wen u going again would love too join you in there
I sense a romance there  :lol: :lol:

Thought I may as well add a bit to this as I've been about 20-30 times over the years.

There's two big cart parks, just park up, buzz the door and they let you in. Pay your entrance fee and they will give you a towel and locker key. Wednesdays is naked day (they give you a small towel only) and Fridays is shemales day but you don't have to be one! Put all your clothes in the lockers at the end of the corridor and towel round your waist and go explore.

Ground floor has a restaurant/bar which does some nice food. Condoms, lube, poppers are available if you just ask the staff at the bar. Everything gets booked to your locker number for those bits. Also on the ground floor are showers, toilets, sauna, swimming pool, big jacuzzi, small glory hole room and a few other small playrooms that are usually empty unless it's busy. Theres also a room to put on makeup if you are CD/TV that is separate to the normal changing rooms.

The basement has a dungeon set up, it's pretty dark and usually the trick is try and close your eyes as you go down the stairs so your eyes adjust. There's a sex swing in there and usually someone waiting in it or bent over one of the other bits of furniture. In general you don't need to ask those people for permission if you want to fuck them but a quick grab of the cock or something first is considered polite.

2nd floor has bi cinema room, sometimes people are just watching together other times there is fucking in there. There's about 4 playrooms opposite that with lockable doors. In the middle is a dungeon setup with  swing, saint andrews cross, large bed watching fetish porn and a watersports area (although I've never seen it being used). More toilets, showers, sauna, steam room and rest area. The opposite end has a gay cinema with the same setup as the bi one. Loads of playrooms, some are open, some can be locked and some allow locking but can still be viewed. If someone is in one of the rooms alone this 99% of time implies they are open to anyone joining them, just walk in and lock the door behind you.

Top floor has a smoking area and outside terrace. I've only been up there a handful of time and never seen anything other than people smoking/sunbating or just relaxing.

Best advice is try not to be nervous, most people are really friendly and take your time to have a look round and get your bearings. Most people would happily show you around if you mention you are new. This isn't a pay for play venue. Everyone pays the same to get in and what you do in there is free and always up to you. As a side note they also have overnight rooms if you are travelling far or need a hotel for work :)

Are there any proper shemales / ladyboy there or mainly cross dresser / tv?

I've only been twice on the Friday events so can't answer 100% but I've never seen a TS (someone who I think has had surgery to look female).
There were a few convincing TV/CD though but if you are wanting a TS that looks very hot I think you will have to go somewhere else and pay for it.

There are a couple of convincing ones that i have seen there. Its just pot luck on the day.

Offline Reppit

Quite fancy the thought of going here,very curious,just unsure what to expect if that makes any sense

mrkandmrsk,

The watersports area gets used if you're willing to piss on somebody. One day I just went there with a full bladder and held it as much as I could, then went to that room and pissed on a guy. He was overjoyed, had it all over his body, drank a little. Two others joined in, but I was soon out of fuel... the point is most want to receieve it and there aren't enough giving. 

The same will go for cum at the gloryholes. Most want a hot load down their throat, but far fewer are willing to shoot that load. That said, if you want to make somebody happy, save a nice load to shoot in a guy's mouth at the gloryholes, you'll feel how much he appreciates it...

mrkandmrsk,

The watersports area gets used if you're willing to piss on somebody. One day I just went there with a full bladder and held it as much as I could, then went to that room and pissed on a guy. He was overjoyed, had it all over his body, drank a little. Two others joined in, but I was soon out of fuel... the point is most want to receieve it and there aren't enough giving. 

The same will go for cum at the gloryholes. Most want a hot load down their throat, but far fewer are willing to shoot that load. That said, if you want to make somebody happy, save a nice load to shoot in a guy's mouth at the gloryholes, you'll feel how much he appreciates it...

I've never seen anyone in for receiving either but I assume it does happen.
Any idea what they did with the extra space that is now boarded over on the 1st floor? There used to be some extra dungeon type rooms but it looks like they have just locked the door and forgot about it.

If you write a review on your experiences it would be very helpful. You mentioned private rooms and glory holes which has not been mentioned before at this place.  :unknown:

Not sure i'd bother reviewing a venue
The facilities are well documented
The people make he venue, and its hit and miss

Offline ms69121

Thought I may as well add a bit to this as I've been about 20-30 times over the years.

There's two big cart parks, just park up, buzz the door and they let you in. Pay your entrance fee and they will give you a towel and locker key. Wednesdays is naked day (they give you a small towel only) and Fridays is shemales day but you don't have to be one! Put all your clothes in the lockers at the end of the corridor and towel round your waist and go explore.

Ground floor has a restaurant/bar which does some nice food. Condoms, lube, poppers are available if you just ask the staff at the bar. Everything gets booked to your locker number for those bits. Also on the ground floor are showers, toilets, sauna, swimming pool, big jacuzzi, small glory hole room and a few other small playrooms that are usually empty unless it's busy. Theres also a room to put on makeup if you are CD/TV that is separate to the normal changing rooms.

The basement has a dungeon set up, it's pretty dark and usually the trick is try and close your eyes as you go down the stairs so your eyes adjust. There's a sex swing in there and usually someone waiting in it or bent over one of the other bits of furniture. In general you don't need to ask those people for permission if you want to fuck them but a quick grab of the cock or something first is considered polite.

2nd floor has bi cinema room, sometimes people are just watching together other times there is fucking in there. There's about 4 playrooms opposite that with lockable doors. In the middle is a dungeon setup with  swing, saint andrews cross, large bed watching fetish porn and a watersports area (although I've never seen it being used). More toilets, showers, sauna, steam room and rest area. The opposite end has a gay cinema with the same setup as the bi one. Loads of playrooms, some are open, some can be locked and some allow locking but can still be viewed. If someone is in one of the rooms alone this 99% of time implies they are open to anyone joining them, just walk in and lock the door behind you.

Top floor has a smoking area and outside terrace. I've only been up there a handful of time and never seen anything other than people smoking/sunbating or just relaxing.

Best advice is try not to be nervous, most people are really friendly and take your time to have a look round and get your bearings. Most people would happily show you around if you mention you are new. This isn't a pay for play venue. Everyone pays the same to get in and what you do in there is free and always up to you. As a side note they also have overnight rooms if you are travelling far or need a hotel for work :)

Very helpful - thanks! Hoping to pop in tomorrow.

What days tend to be busier? Is Saturday evening a good time to go?

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

What days tend to be busier? Is Saturday evening a good time to go?

It’s impossible to say, one week a Tuesday lunchtime may be busy, the next week it may be quiet. You pays your money and takes your chance like the rest of us.

Fridays are busy though as it’s T-Girl day.

It’s impossible to say, one week a Tuesday lunchtime may be busy, the next week it may be quiet. You pays your money and takes your chance like the rest of us.

Fridays are busy though as it’s T-Girl day.

Thanks,  I guess I'll just have to chance it when I'm free