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Offline Ghost89

I don’t think there’s anything there that hasn’t had work done.

Online king tarzan

A great body but a bit of an odd looking face imo. Looks like she's had work done to it. Especially her lips and nose ( looks too thin )  :unknown:

🤜🦊🤛

On the DJ front. Kate Lawler

Coincidentally she announced her retirement yesterday after this post. Maybe she saw this forum thread and has decided to become a WG!  :wacko:

Offline Punterperson1971

Not sure if they escort or not(they may be just dominatrixes) but I think they look dirty as fuck
Misstress key & misstress kobra also I think they are German can anyone shed any light on these 2 as they came up on my short stories on you tube


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Offline webpunter

Sally Bretton

Plenty of opportunity to have fun with her as she's "not going out"  ;)

I'll get my coat  :rolleyes:

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Offline webpunter

Samantha Richelle

In Almost Paradise on IMDB tv

Dreamily stunning boat & eyes, FAF, gym boobs & a few tramps

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Online mr.bluesky

Emma Raducanu

With her lack of success in recent tournaments that could well be her next career move. :D

Offline webpunter

elin hedstrom
fitness model & insta babe
if only  :dash:
only multi multi millionaire very good looking famous geezers need apply 


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Yep follow her on Insta pretty much perfect looking. Even her stretch marks turn me on  :wacko:

Offline webpunter

Didnt notice em
Tho i was transfixed
Bod / rack / boat / abs / hair & thigh gap
Perfection

Yep follow her on Insta pretty much perfect looking. Even her stretch marks turn me on  :wacko:

Didnt notice em
Tho i was transfixed
Bod / rack / boat / abs / hair & thigh gap
Perfection

Shes one of those positive body types that takes pics of her marks, scars and blemishes to promote healthy mind/body. Easy to come out with all that shit when you look like her isn't it!!  :D

Offline webpunter

A real struggle
Showing herself as a balanced & normal person
Not head up her arse
Improving her popularity
If she's got marks scars & blemishes, there is only one thing for it
Staying over she would need to be like a hangover, gone by 11am *
As if !
One blemish she could have is me as her OH, if only   :lol:

* 12noon at a push, after a morning session & unload

Shes one of those positive body types that takes pics of her marks, scars and blemishes to promote healthy mind/body. Easy to come out with all that shit when you look like her isn't it!!  :D

Online mr.bluesky

Shes one of those positive body types that takes pics of her marks, scars and blemishes to promote healthy mind/body. Easy to come out with all that shit when you look like her isn't it!!  :D

Waist is a bit too thin for my liking she could do with some love handles to grasp   whilst banging away "doggy" style.  :D

Waist is a bit too thin for my liking she could do with some love handles to grasp   whilst banging away "doggy" style.  :D

What, those hips aren't good enough? Or with a bit of a reach-under, those enormous tits?

Get a grip man!

(See what I did there?)

You fuckers are never happy, have to nitpick about everything!! Small waists..heard it all now   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Send her my way I'd happily drive my tongue down the caramel highway!!

Offline webpunter

Danica Patrick looking FAF in a pink outfit doing Sky Sports F1 in Miami




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Offline webpunter

Danica is sitting on a high stool & her skirt is riding up
Beige / khaki rather than pink
Great legs
Wonder if she is commando ?

Burds who are fit & super fast in a motor give me the horn
She's just split with her NFL player BF
Jenson could be in a with a shout, F1 winner & a good looking talented charming geezer
Sure she's trying to catch some wistful glances at him, lucky fcuker

Online mr.bluesky

Danica is sitting on a high stool & her skirt is riding up
Beige / khaki rather than pink
Great legs
Wonder if she is commando ?

Burds who are fit & super fast in a motor give me the horn
She's just split with her NFL player BF
Jenson could be in a with a shout, F1 winner & a good looking talented charming geezer
Sure she's trying to catch some wistful glances at him, lucky fcuker

 :thumbsup: yes I noticed that too. I still prefer Naomi Schiff as does Lewis Hamilton as he sits opposite her trying to contain his hard on or is he having a crafty wank . Sky sports F1 channel seem to be rolling out the hotties lately.  :yahoo: ( Jenson has recently married a hottie so he might not be interested yet )

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Offline webpunter

Perfect choice of word  :hi:

:thumbsup: yes I noticed that too. I still prefer Naomi Schiff as does Lewis Hamilton as he sits opposite her trying to contain his hard on or is he having a crafty wank . Sky sports F1 channel seem to be rolling out the hotties lately.  :yahoo: ( Jenson has recently married a hottie so he might not be interested yet )

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She looks FAF, might be a while

Offline Nickp

Danica is looking good again today, cracking body. Boat race is acceptable as well.

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Danica is looking good again today, cracking body. Boat race is acceptable as well.

And she was quite a good racing driver  :thumbsup:

Offline webpunter

Thought she was frumpy today
Her outfit looked like it was made out of Laura Ashley fabric

Yesterday's number was much better
High skirt line, hint of rack & a lace up back completed with roman style footwear showing off her fit legs

Danica is looking good again today, cracking body. Boat race is acceptable as well.

Offline Thephoenix

Watching Gloria De Piaro doing her Sharon Stone impersonation whilst reviewing the papers with Sophie Raworth made me knock my coffee over.
If she was trying to distract me from the discussion, she succeeded.
Reminded me of Kenny Everette.

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Offline webpunter

Milfy & cheb-tastic, not much !

Watching Gloria De Piaro doing her Sharon Stone impersonation whilst reviewing the papers with Sophie Raworth made me knock my coffee over.
If she was trying to distract me from the discussion, she succeeded.
Reminded me of Kenny Everette.

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Offline Thephoenix

This young Liverpool lass might have already been mentioned.
That's too bad... I'm going in for seconds.

The delectable Jodie Comer.

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Watching Gloria De Piaro doing her Sharon Stone impersonation whilst reviewing the papers with Sophie Raworth made me knock my coffee over.
If she was trying to distract me from the discussion, she succeeded.
Reminded me of Kenny Everette.

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Great call, fantastic looking woman.

Offline Punterperson1971

I reckon she’s high maintenance but still would
Alisha Dixon

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Offline Rock123

Rebekah Vardy........Proper chavvy SP she'd be!

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Rebekah Vardy........Proper chavvy SP she'd be!

If she looses her court case that might be her next career option  :D

Offline Rock123

If she looses her court case that might be her next career option  :D

Indeed though really let's be honest Jamie Vardy didn't marry her, for her intelligence :D :D

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Indeed though really let's be honest Jamie Vardy didn't marry her, for her intelligence :D :D

And she didn't marry him for his good looks  :D

Offline webpunter

Rooney can afford to lose & not be materially impacted by whatever the judgement is + vast lawyers fees
Hubby worth a reputed 150mill
Not the case for Vardy whose hubby is estimated to be worth 10% of that
Vardy's team / witness seem to have 'lost' signficant amounts of evidence
Including her witness managing to drop her mobile in the north sea [of all places]
As you do  :sarcastic:
Unless i'm mistaken most people back up their mobiles, weird
Round one to Rooney

If she looses her court case that might be her next career option  :D

Offline chrishornx


Vardy's team / witness seem to have 'lost' signficant amounts of evidence
Including her witness managing to drop her mobile in the north sea [of all places]
As you do  :sarcastic:
Unless i'm mistaken most people back up their mobiles, weird
Round one to Rooney

really? seems like quiet a crafty move to me that may well help Vardy

Offline threechilliman

Rooney can afford to lose & not be materially impacted by whatever the judgement is + vast lawyers fees
Hubby worth a reputed 150mill
Not the case for Vardy whose hubby is estimated to be worth 10% of that
Vardy's team / witness seem to have 'lost' signficant amounts of evidence
Including her witness managing to drop her mobile in the north sea [of all places]
As you do  :sarcastic:
Unless i'm mistaken most people back up their mobiles, weird
Round one to Rooney
Is this a two legged tie?

Offline webpunter

Only glanced at reporting on sky news app
Their take was that losing evidence, which is being relied on is iffy
Maybe Vardy's team dont like what they've found in the evidence, disclosure etc
Amusing to watch two wags battling it out
On something which would otherwise have long since been forgotten about

really? seems like quiet a crafty move to me that may well help Vardy

Offline chrishornx

Only glanced at reporting on sky news app
Their take was that losing evidence, which is being relied on is iffy
Maybe Vardy's team dont like what they've found in the evidence, disclosure etc
Amusing to watch two wags battling it out
On something which would otherwise have long since been forgotten about

I thought the evidence 'lost' was possibly in favour of Rooney so advantageous to Vardy for it to be lost

agree very amusing to watch dreadful that it has been allowed to waste court time

Offline webpunter

+1, as for wasting Court time there are much more pressing cases that need to be heard

Two sets of Lawyers rinsing their clients

Whatever the outcome they win

Me thinks that both of em will be regretting that whatever it was ever happened & taking it further

The case all consuming, not that they have much else to do 

I thought the evidence 'lost' was possibly in favour of Rooney so advantageous to Vardy for it to be lost

agree very amusing to watch dreadful that it has been allowed to waste court time

Wonder if Rooney ♂ has been to Bubbles Spa by the station yet ?

I can thoroughly recommend their jacuzzi suite, thought i did a review but nope

Majestic, with the right burd [two visits]

Felt like an emperor in a roman spa cum knocking tugging shop :yahoo:

 


Offline Thephoenix

Watching 'The Games' on TV.
I'm adding the news reader Lucrezia Millarini.
Touch of class....

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Online mr.bluesky

+1, as for wasting Court time there are much more pressing cases that need to be heard

Two sets of Lawyers rinsing their clients

Whatever the outcome they win

Me thinks that both of em will be regretting that whatever it was ever happened & taking it further

The case all consuming, not that they have much else to do 

Wonder if Rooney ♂ has been to Bubbles Spa by the station yet ?

I can thoroughly recommend their jacuzzi suite, thought i did a review but nope

Majestic, with the right burd [two visits]

Felt like an emperor in a roman spa cum knocking tugging shop :yahoo:

Perhaps he goes there whilst his wife is in court,  especially now the championship season is over for Derby he's got plenty of time on his hands now . Any granny's working there after all he likes the more mature service providers  :unknown:

Offline webpunter

Shannon Horlock, 3rd from the right

https://www.thesun.co.uk/world-cup-2018/6632469/world-cup-2018-england-wags-out-for-dinner/

In the wagatha case referenced that Vardy / her agent lined up a reporter advising where they would be

Another 'own goal' for her, not sure she's gonna come back from what is it about 5-0 down & it aint even half time yet  :sarcastic:

Back to SH, looks FAF, tall, very pretty boat & not forgetting an amazing set of top bollocks

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Shannon Horlock, 3rd from the right

https://www.thesun.co.uk/world-cup-2018/6632469/world-cup-2018-england-wags-out-for-dinner/

In the wagatha case referenced that Vardy / her agent lined up a reporter advising where they would be

Another 'own goal' for her, not sure she's gonna come back from what is it about 5-0 down & it aint even half time yet  :sarcastic:

Back to SH, looks FAF, tall, very pretty boat & not forgetting an amazing set of top bollocks

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Great find  :hi:

Offline webpunter

 :hi:
Her kylian m'bappage looks like there is real weight to them
Perfect for an oilyTW
If she's wearing a bikini from behind you would see the curve of her rack each side of her back
I'm surprised Nick Pope has the energy to be a shot-stopper
He's lucky that he's a footy player
'punching'

Great find  :hi:

Offline Drayki

Sarah Crabtree ex Bangers +Cash on Yesterday tv, any petrol heads on here will know who she is  :lol:

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Shannon Horlock,

Looked her up and saw that she was the daughter of footballer Kevin Horlock. In my addled mind I got him confused with Terry Hurlock...not someone who you'd want catching you shagging his daughter.

Offline Punterperson1971

Spains euro entry for tonight her name is Chanel quite stunning to be fair

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Sarah Crabtree ex Bangers +Cash on Yesterday tv, any petrol heads on here will know who she is  :lol:

She is plying her trade in Dagenham now apparently, no not that trade :D, trying to be an expert agent selling classic vehicles for a fee, talk about a bit of TV fame going to your head  :lol: