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External Link/Members OnlyWhere do i start? Those in know on here know i deliberately booked her knowing she was gonna be shit. And i booked regardless because i wanna see for myself how thick she really is. I really get a kick out of chav girls that dont know how thick they are and taking the piss (in this case quite literally as you'll soon see). I've had my share of shit punts so i thought i may as well plan a shit one just so i can laugh about it. So here goes:
Yesterday we agreed a time and that she's ok receiving watersports. I turn up at the said location promptly. It's on Hanover Street. However, the address she given me turns out to be a restaurant, not a hotel or apt. So i ring her. She tells me the number and postcode. Again, it's the address of a restaurant. So i ring her again. She says she'll come down and get me. 2 mins later i spot her at the other side of the road looking up and down the street. She'd given me the address opposite.
I cross over and we meet. She looks like a bag of shit to be honest. Nothing like her pics, even the shit ones. It's almost as if it's her brother in a wig and sweat pants. But here i am, i promised to review for your entertainment so away we go. We go to the lift. She presses the button. We make small talk. She has a really annoying high pitched voice that i dont remember from her intro video.
She cant remember her room number. I said it's probably on the key. She says "they didnt give me a key, just this card" and show me a keycard. No number on it (this is starting off well isnt it?). I say do you remember the floor? She does. We get out on the floor and she finds her room by what the corridor looks like (fuck me).
In the room. McDonalds trash strewn around. A shitload of make up out on the bed. She "tidies" it away by brushing it onto the floor. I hand her the £££.
She strips off. Oh, by the way, she was wearing grey sweat pants and a vest top. Hairy forearms on her. So now she's naked. I requested that we shower together first. So we make our way to the bathroom. Turn the shower on and get in. We wash eachothers bodies, making sure i gave her minge a good thorough clean but making out it was foreplay on my part. As i noticed in her pics she's not very good at shaving. There were obvious parts of her body she missed. Notably, her thighs and parts of her muff - some hairs longer than others.
Then i tell her to kneel so i can piss on her. She looks apprehensive. She kneels and tells me "not on my face" (bugger) so i agree. I piss on her tits and body. All the while she got her eyes tightly closed and her mouth jammed tight shut pulling a comedy sad face. After that she washes herself and i go into the bedroom and wait for her.
She comes in and smiles. I tell her to suck me off. She gets down and does it owo. Her skills are... ok. She does take a decent length to be fair. After enough of this i tell her i wanna fuck her. She fumbly tries to put a condom on me but then i take over and do it myself. I tell her to bend over the bed and she does. Hands on the bed standing up bend over. I enter her and go at it. She actually felt nice and snug. Then... i can hear sniffing. I go slower and can definitely hear her crying. I pull out and ask if she's ok. She says yes. I say "are you crying?". She says "it just hurts thats all". I say "if it hurts just tell me we can do something else". She says ok. So i get her to lay on her back. But then im soft coz i feel a little bad. Did i hurt her really? I ask her where it hurt. She said "it's like it's hitting a wall". Now, im not some sort of king dong or anything but that's the first time a WG has said that. Anyway, she's lying on her back and we fuck missionary. Was actually quite nice and she gave eye contact. I came inside her (in the johnny).
I pull out and she cleans up her fanny with a wetwipe like it's infected or something. She doesn't offer me one so i just take some. Usually i would take a shower but i dont, something doesn't feel right. I get dressed as we make small talk. She asks what i do, i lie and tell her im a Doctor (ha!). I ask if her sister is still working (i already know she isnt) she tells me no, her sister is working in Burger King now.
I leave. Something wasn't right about her guys. As i write this i seriously think she's either mentally ill or has fucked up her mind with drugs. It's almost a childlike stupidity. You'd excuse a child for not knowing addresses, not remembering a room number, not knowing what left and right is (oh yes, i forgot, she told me its the hotel on the left, when she meant the right).
Give her a miss. Hopefully enough punters on here will stop seeing her and she can get a proper job like a cleaner in McDonalds or something.
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