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External Link/Members OnlyReduced Brexit Price £100 per hour including the usual GCSE A Levels, rimming, owo, etc. I was kept waiting for half an hour yet again by the maid. However I was surprised to be warmly greeted by a lithe beauty. She could be in her late twenties or early thirties but has the slim build and soft flesh of a twenty-one year old. She can't speak English so just get stuck in like I did. She started sucking me off and after a bit I asked for 69. I use fingers sparingly but ended up with one deep in her arse with another in her fanny as I bought her first to a mini orgasm and then to a big assgrinding vocal Exorcist climax. She displayed her understanding of social etiquette by lying next to me, bowing and said "Thank you. I completed." I let her lie by my side for a few minutes for a fluffy cuddle which I admit to liking much more than I should. On the one hand I'm sensitive and romantic and on the other I'm as randy as hell.
I CONFESS THAT I AM SALVADOR DALI FROM UK PUNTING.
Sexy Maya's real name is Oi,so I said Oi blowjob and CIM. She started by lifting up my legs for rimming. Then she said that she would do something special, so rimmed me with my knees bent whilst on my side as if I was spooning whilst she licked my bottom too much. This is,of course, Tammys old apartment and it's funny how sometimes the service received is from the location as much as the individual. I watched her through the large mirror leaning against the wall as I had with Candy from Leicester last week. When I watch events via a mirror it distances me from reality more than I expect it does to you. The action is almost out of sync and the physical sensations are slightly different to what I can see taking place. So I snapped out of this momentary self indulgence an ejaculated a seven day load into her gorging mouth. She kept on through my thrashing and grimacing. She wrapped a man size Kleenex around my limping knob and walked off to the small bathroom.
I laughed out loud at the wretching, gurgling and gargling that followed. Now if anyone can be bothered to read previous reviews by myself as Roger Boner (and as Salvadordali on UK Punting) you will know that I'm had far too much pussy recently. See my posts Record Number of Punts in a week, and another one in which I developed feelings for a Thai prostitute, you will know that I have been 2pop an hour until a few weeks ago so what follows is probably an excuse not to attempt round 2.
When Oi returned from the bathroom and lay next to me she started pulling some of my pubes out from her mouth and teeth.
"Too much hair?" I enquired.
"Yes you hairy man." she agreed.
"You cut hair now. Yes you cut my hair in bathroom now"
She ended up using a large pair of scissors on me then used her own pussy razor to shave off most of my pubes.
"I'll tell my wife that you did this Oi."
She then gave a crap massage for a few minutes. I snogged her at the door and left. You may well ask why I didn't shag her in her very tight pussy and juicy ass. But I didn't. Thank goodness for some decent Thai pussy in Nottingham as it has spared me of the need to fuck The Fabulous Anya in lieu of her sister.