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Author Topic: Have you walked into the wrong house...?  (Read 2921 times)

Offline Ahmedhutan

I remember a few years ago, I booked someone through masquerade Escorts - and they were a bit notorious for being disorganised. They had quite a few excellent escorts on their books at one point.

So I find this block of flats near thornaby, and buzz the number I was given! A guy comes from the ground floor apartment and opens the main door. I thought this is pretty weird and just follow him back to the apartment, feeling more and more uncomfortable. He leads me in, and I ask him for the girl (I can’t remember her name) and he points to his living room. We both just stand there looking at each other, and then I realise it’s not the flat I should be in and Make  a hasty exit!!that was extremely awkward and I remember Thinking later that I could have been murdered by a psychopath. He was pleasant enough and offered me some tea! 😂😂😂

I rang the agency and the first line of address was the same but it was in hartlepool instead of thornaby - she just forgot to mention it.

Maybe he asked for an outcall and this dodgy geezer turned up! He maybe thought, what the hell, I’ll just go with it 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️
« Last Edit: October 11, 2020, 09:16:28 am by Ahmedhutan »

Offline waynekerr600

It hasn't happened to me but one of my pet hates is the 'come on in the doors open' - that's got to go wrong eventually.

An escort at the big house in Hebburn told me it wasn't unusual for clients to knock on the doors of the houses on the way in rather than the correct apartment.

Offline Weatherman21

An SP I’ve seen several times.  Text to say “the door is open”. Tried the door it was locked. She had forget to open it.  We had a laugh about it.

Offline Bootyhunter01

I have missed the door at Rose's in 3 occasions over the 10 years I visited the place. I remember the first time it was heavily snowing I went to the next door just in time for one of the girls to open the door and waved.
The second time was similar, 4 years  late i tried to open the  gate, noticed it definitely didn't look like a parlours gate, more like an elderly type is living there with the decorations etc. I walked back and called.
Last time was over a year ago, I drove and parked in the next door spot. The girls were lovid :D.

Offline Mr Game and Watch

This happened to me first time I saw 'Nikki Nice Titties'... knocked on the wrong fucking door, old lady answers and I'd just started making the 'entrance move' too hastily. I learned to take it a bit easier after that! She had the same (southern) accent as me and said she was visiting a friend... turned out we were from the same part of that city so actually found it hard to get away from her conversation!!!

Offline FLYING BLUE

Knocked on the door of the wrong hotel room where a (very) well known 'minx' was billeted for the afternoon - much embarrassment as the door was opened by a completely nonplussed bloke :blush:
Double checked the text and I had gone to (something like) 201 instead of 102.......

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Knocked on the door of the wrong hotel room where a (very) well known 'minx' was billeted for the afternoon - much embarrassment as the door was opened by a completely nonplussed bloke :blush:
Double checked the text and I had gone to (something like) 201 instead of 102.......
Bloody hell FB, a dyslexic pilot.    :scare:    :D

Offline FLYING BLUE

Bloody hell FB, a dyslexic pilot.    :scare:    :D

Indeed DM - thank the lord I'm retired eh :lol:

Although, in hindsight, I wasn't at the time..... :scare:

Offline datwabbit

Never happened to me yet but I can see how easy it is.

I've read of 2 Facebook anti punting pages in different parts of Gateshead who've mentioned a guy knocking on their door. Like a lost punter is any different to anyone else!

Offline tynetunnel


Although, in hindsight, I wasn't at the time..... :scare:

Dyslexic, or a pilot?  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline FLYING BLUE

Dyslexic, or a pilot?  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Retired, although I may aslo hvae ben dylesix  ;)

Offline Weatherman21

Never happened to me yet but I can see how easy it is.

I've read of 2 Facebook anti punting pages in different parts of Gateshead who've mentioned a guy knocking on their door. Like a lost punter is any different to anyone else!

Would one of those parts be Bensham?

Offline threechilliman

Almost knocked on the wrong door due to a bizarre numbering system.1, 3, 2. Number 3 almost got an unexpected visitor.....

Offline The Outsider

I have twice knocked on the wrong door. 

The first time was my fault for not realizing there was more than one "street" on the same very long road which meant there were also two number 19's and I chose the wrong one.  I started to realise it was a family household so managed to unconvincingly apologize that this obviously wasn't "Dave's new house". 

The second time, the escort gave me the wrong house number, sending me over the road from where I should have been.  Luckily this was in Heaton so it was a student house and they didn't seem overly bothered. 

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Happened to me once with a NG booking in Bedlington. They gave me the street name and flat number but no actual directions to where the door was. Found the right number on the main street and knocked, this bloke answered, look at me and said "it's round the back", it must've happened loads of times. The door to the upstairs flat was accessed from the back lane and through the back yard.

Why they didn't tell me that is anybody's guess.

Offline datwabbit

Would one of those parts be Bensham?
One was for 3 ROMs and one was pink ladies. I definitely went to the ROMs place. Could be the same place but different owners. In both cases people complained about guys going to the wrong house.

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Offline datwabbit

The second time, the escort gave me the wrong house number, sending me over the road from where I should have been.  Luckily this was in Heaton so it was a student house and they didn't seem overly bothered.
Did you leave them your number and offer to be a sugar daddy?.

Opportunity Knocks and a honey answers.
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Offline advent2016

I was visiting a WG in Pimilco an knocked on what I thought was her door, and a lady in her 80s answered,  I apologised and she said the "courtesan lady was at such and such number " on the other side of the road and callers were always doing this and it was nice to chat with younger gentlemen occasionally.

Another time in Reading I walked up to a house, the keys were in the door, so I entered, to find a family of four unpacking their shopping. I made some excuse that I thought it was an Ebay collection and I'd just spoken to someone, they apologised to me!

Offline The Outsider

Did you leave them your number and offer to be a sugar daddy?.

Opportunity Knocks and a honey answers.

He wasn't my type.   :D

Offline dave_59

Other way around, while in a Northampton Travel Lodge a local lass couldn't find the room.
Txt me and I met her near reception.
She reconed some woman in the corridor looked at her like she was a prostitute... that made me smile.

Offline toon972

The first time I went to see Maria of diamonds. The booking was 7.0 pm in winter so pretty dark. I always walk as if I know where I am going to not appear out of place. I was counting down the numbers of the houses as I was walking and knew I was somewhere near. I walked straight into someone's driveway until I could see their number. Did a quick about turn as I realised I wanted the house next door, not something you want to do in that area very often. :scare:

Offline Ahmedhutan

LOL. Thanks all for sharing! I’m Glad I’m not the only one Doing silly things.

I recall 12 years ago down south when I went to a dodgy agency’s flat but knocked on the wrong door.
I knocked on a door of a terraced house when actually the agency flat was the same number but on a two storey shophouse type thing right next door!

A poor old lady Answered from behind the door, sounding terrified and warning me that she would call the police. She kept asking me who I was and I kept giving her my punting name and apologising... (I was so embarrassed) before I realise I didn’t have to stay a word and just walk away! 🤣🤣🤣😱
« Last Edit: October 14, 2020, 09:49:02 pm by Ahmedhutan »

Offline 1980Tam

Yes done this many a time , my own ice maiden waiting .

Offline The Outsider

The first time I went to see Maria of diamonds. The booking was 7.0 pm in winter so pretty dark. I always walk as if I know where I am going to not appear out of place. I was counting down the numbers of the houses as I was walking and knew I was somewhere near. I walked straight into someone's driveway until I could see their number. Did a quick about turn as I realised I wanted the house next door, not something you want to do in that area very often. :scare:

Nice bathroom; shame about the baby oil.   :lol:

Offline Sar-Major

Nice bathroom; shame about the baby oil.   :lol:

Been there for that one...................  :scare:   :dash:    :D

 :hi: :hi:
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Offline CELICA GT

Nice bathroom; shame about the baby oil.   :lol:
I take it that's the same Maria that set up her own website, Marvelous Maria or something  like that, aye the excess baby oil put me off  :hi:

Offline redveee

I nearly walked into one of the places on Bath Road in Bristol when I was delivering for a high street name s few years back. What woke me up was the open front door, should have gone to a flat a few doors down.

Offline Sar-Major

I take it that's the same Maria that set up her own website, Marvelous Maria or something  like that, aye the excess baby oil put me off  :hi:

I don't think that there was "One" positive comment on here about the amount of Baby Oil she was using...............  :dash:

Unless it was from "Johnson's" saying how their NE sales had gone up at the time...........  :sarcastic:   :sarcastic:   :sarcastic:

 :hi: :hi:
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Offline toon972

Nice bathroom; shame about the baby oil.   :lol:

Yes definitely, always had a shower after to get rid of baby oil.  :lol:

Offline FLYING BLUE

Been there for that one...................  :scare:   :dash:    :D

 :hi: :hi:

Eeeh, you softie Army types and your baby oil eh SM, & you have the audacity to say that we 'Blue's' are a soft lot  :lol:

Or. perhaps it was Snake Oil in your case?
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