The Woolpack strip pub, Hayes.

[Splodge]

Have made some enquiries with this strip pub. Seems there are some strippers who are about the 40 mark. Just what I like to hear. Going to visit this place soon and stop nearby for a couple of nights. What can I expect to see when i visit? Is it a pound in the pot place? How much are private dances?

[LLPunting]

Have made some enquiries with this strip pub. Seems there are some strippers who are about the 40 mark. Just what I like to hear. Going to visit this place soon and stop nearby for a couple of nights. What can I expect to see when i visit? Is it a pound in the pot place? How much are private dances?

Did you try searching "Woolpack"?

[tobyk1]

£1 a dance. EE + Brazilian dancers. Right by Heathrow so should be a worthwhile punting trip.

[pumps]

make sure yo u have a punt lined up for afterwards......



 

[Totalfun90]

£1 pot, £10 for a dance off to the side. Personal experience is that I have neither got nor seen anything other than lap dancing. You may have more luck though... Heathrow is only 10 mins away. 

[DeanoDeano]

Is 40 their age or their price?

[Joepeeps]

Is 40 their age or their price?

 

Price i'd hope. That's one job where age restrictions should apply. No bird over 40 needs to be getting her kit off.

[Splodge]

Thanks for the info dudes. Appreciate it. And yep. A good call for a possible punt with Heathrow so nearby. Good call! More 40+ strippers required! Have more of a mix in all strip clubs and pubs.

[pumps]

popped in there with a couple of mates to see what it was all about. 

from 5 to 8, so I saw the afternoon shift of girls, then the evening shift. 

1 black British (looked Nigerian), Romanians and Brazilians. some brazilians had bootys (a few just looked dodgy as fuck, Post Op alarms were ringing).  2 stripper body stunners were present but overall the rest where just puntable nothing special women and 30+

If you're too cheap to pay the £1 dance fee or simply just want a beer you can stand in the pool area, which is the furthest point from the stage and catch a glimpse, if you enter the pay area half way into a girls dance and look for 2 seconds she will find you afterwards for her £1 lol.

some girls were only dancing to 3/4 of the song, most put good effort into it.... the ceilings not really high enough for any girls todo any pole tricks and tbh the poles looked abit wobbly as if they'd break clean off if anyone got serious on them loool

whilst the girl is halfway through her song on stage the next girl due up will have already started walking around collecting her pounds, so theres no breaks....have your money ready lol.

off to the right the stage there are 3 curtained off areas for Private dances, the curtain is practically see through, and each booth has a CCTV camera inside it to make sure you're not touching the girl and whatever else.

I had a PD for £10 it lasted abit longer than the length of a song, it wasn't bad she brushed her tits in my face a few times, and she grabbed my cock alot (through my jeans) and her overall show was ok.

It needs abit of touching to spice it up abit.

I haven't really been to strip clubs for years, I had a giggle... although I wasn't really aroused by any of the talent if I'm honest but whatever

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the thorough review.   

If it's that limited then I won't be wasting my time and money there.

[pumps]

Thanks for the thorough review.   

If it's that limited then I won't be wasting my time and money there.

Np donno why it's so difficult for folks to write a decent review about a place/girl.


Yeah definatley not the place if you want some skin to skin, on a positive note the pricing is fixed for stage and private dances at least.

[Splodge]

Np donno why it's so difficult for folks to write a decent review about a place/girl.


Yeah definatley not the place if you want some skin to skin, on a positive note the pricing is fixed for stage and private dances at least.

Thanks for the review pumps. Really appreciate it.  . I'll be going for sure. Strip pubs seem to be disappearing. Always liked them. This is a new venue and area for me to check out. Love strip pubs. Love big booties. Will check Adultwork for a decent 40 ish wg nearby.

[Splodge]

make sure yo u have a punt lined up for afterwards......

Only if I can find something I want to punt with. Looking for a blonde lady with a fat arse in the area. Will have to do some research.

[Splodge]

Report on this strip pub coming soon. Can't wait. 

[pumps]

Went there again the other day, all nearly all women there that night were 8/10's and 10/10's


Really good selection. 

Dono why I went again... its such a pointless place 



Would be good to know if anyones been to the club called inhibitions which is behind woolpack and what its likes in there.....

[LLPunting]

Went there again the other day, all nearly all women there that night were 8/10's and 10/10's


Really good selection. 

Dono why I went again... its such a pointless place 



Would be good to know if anyones been to the club called inhibitions which is behind woolpack and what its likes in there.....

Same limited mileage to the dances or did you find some frisky fillies offering BVFM?

[pumps]

Same limited mileage to the dances or did you find some frisky fillies offering BVFM?

I think its just the Romanians that fuck off the dances mostly,  as the same romanian from my first visit was still calling time on dances before the song was finished.

But that didn't limit her in terms of popularity, it was like the quicker she got off the stage the quicker punters could take her for a private dance, so it must have a positive affect lol.  She has a size 12 curvy body, child bearing hips, with large natural hangers with pointy nipples, typical romanian vibe of disinterest and looks of contempt towards her audience when shes on stage, but she smiles when taking your pound or to take you for a private dance lol.

the rest; a thick black British with the caramel skin, asain, Czech Republic and Brazilians from that night all put in 100% on the stage  which imo did make me want to see more via  a private dance, especially from the czech girl!

If they were prossies they'd be the ones charging the silly premium prices and its unlikely I'd ever bother to punt them as I'm more of a mid-range bang for your buck prossie kind of guy 

[Splodge]

I think its just the Romanians that fuck off the dances mostly,  as the same romanian from my first visit was still calling time on dances before the song was finished.

But that didn't limit her in terms of popularity, it was like the quicker she got off the stage the quicker punters could take her for a private dance, so it must have a positive affect lol.  She has a size 12 curvy body, child bearing hips, with large natural hangers with pointy nipples, typical romanian vibe of disinterest and looks of contempt towards her audience when shes on stage, but she smiles when taking your pound or to take you for a private dance lol.

the rest; a thick black British with the caramel skin, asain, Czech Republic and Brazilians from that night all put in 100% on the stage  which imo did make me want to see more via  a private dance, especially from the czech girl!

If they were prossies they'd be the ones charging the silly premium prices and its unlikely I'd ever bother to punt them as I'm more of a mid-range bang for your buck prossie kind of guy 

Second last paragraph sounds like some seriously sexy ladies. Checking this palce out soon for sure. 

[gaz355]

Any nice blondes? I wonder if it would be possible to see if they escort out of working hours...

[pumps]

Second last paragraph sounds like some seriously sexy ladies. Checking this palce out soon for sure. 

Yeah seems to he a luck of the draw who's working the night you get there.

[pumps]

Any nice blondes? I wonder if it would be possible to see if they escort out of working hours...

Probably unlikely as it would pay ALOT more money than stripping at the woolpack would  .  If they did escort (if they really liked you) they would probably ask for an outrageous fee lol

[gaz355]

Probably unlikely as it would pay ALOT more money than stripping at the woolpack would  .  If they did escort (if they really liked you) they would probably ask for an outrageous fee lol

I agree!

[Splodge]

Yeah seems to he a luck of the draw who's working the night you get there.

I'll be there day and night lol. Well, day and early evening anyway. Love these strip pubs. Even if others don't.

[Splodge]

Reports incoming soon ....... 

[Splodge]

Strips pubs may not be for all of you but these types of pound in the pot places are closing down and I've always been a fan. My visits will basically consist of too many pints, perving, then hopefully getting out before it costs too much. Also a lap dance or two if there's big asses there. Not really my thing lap dances (too frustrating) but may as well for the novelty of it.

[Splodge]

Oh yeah, have also checked a couple of websites for a 30 - 40 ish, or up to 50 wg nearby to this area. Can't find anything yet. Looking for a blonde with a fat ass who doesn't rush a punter and isn't charging 150 for half hour. If I can't find any I shan't bother punting. German rlds more my thing for wgs.

[Avg_Joe]

interesting sounding place

[Donald Punt]

Went there last week..nothing special.
I would rather put an extra 40 pounds and get a shag than going to one of these places

[Splodge]

Fair enough. I'll do both if I can. But atm, It's just the strip pub. And a tranny club.

[Splodge]

Managed to visit this place recently. Nice set up and very nice dancers.  Pool room with screens showing the football. Can also chill out in this room and you don't have to pay the pound in the pot.  Bar area. And then the dancing area with curtained off partitions for private dances. Some of the ladies dancing were a north European blonde, a Brazilian, and a lady with a very nice ass possibly also from Brazil. All ladies there were stunners. Will definitely visit again but this time get less drunk.

[TP84]

I went once many years ago and a friend of mine had to "rent" shoes from reception to get in to Inhibitions which is just around the back.

The main pub at the front is good and has some good looking women at times.

[Splodge]

I'll definitely visit again. The main pub is a very good set up and very attractive women. No pressure for private dances neither. 

[pumps]

lol its a total waste of money folks, but I've been there a few times now.

Personal favs:  black/Dark skinned brazilian with a big juicy booty called allana or arrianna I'm not sure which.

white petite Brazilian very attractive body and stunning facially called Tiffany

Avoid a big booty cuban girl called Vanessa, I had a private dance from her and the smell that came from her pussy was foul 


There's definitely no touching and its enforced strictly, the cameras in the booths are watched with an eagle eye, a bar maid interrupted a private dance on two separate occasions to tell the punters to stop putting his hands on the girl.

 


Also some girls will try to up sell you a "cheeky 20" which is a dance for £20 duh... don't fall for it as I did... Its just a regular dance 

 I challenged other girls which tried to up-sell such a dance and their explanations fall apart when trying to explain its value, they didn't like me for this lol.  they had reasons like "its closer, its more sensual, its a little longer" they're already rubbing up on your groin for a tenner what more can they do... lool

to be honest....I was waiting for one to say you can suck my nipples, lick my arse hole or something filthy whilst they're blocking the camera... but non illuded to anything filthy being a possibility.

[Splodge]

I think it's a fantastic place. Not many strip pubs left. If you like pound in the pot strip pubs then enjoy them whilst they're still here.  My review is lacking due to getting vey piste. Apologies. But shall visit again. But you get the jist.  Naked women, football and booze.

[trustme217]

I was there last week.. 5 girls were there .. 4 white and 1 black girl. only one was good looking. But for the price you pay it's not a bad place.

[Splodge]

I got piste but from what I remember I'd defo go again. Mind you I do like strip pubs, so there you go. I also like red light districts and some of the ladies within them. Reports incoming.   

[Ron da Cuba]

Piste?
That's French innit?
I get pissed.
Often.