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Hyperchicken

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Feel a bit bad giving this a neutral rather than a positive as Keeley didn't do anything wrong, but it's probably the closest assessment of my time for a number of reasons. Sometimes it just doesn't click.

I have a bit of a soft spot for big girls however had never been with a girl as big as Keeley, so this was a bit of a bucket-list punt.

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Communication
E-mailed through AW, responses were short but sweet and always prompt - shared a few messages and she always responded within 24 hours. Asked me to call a day or two beforehand to confirm and get directions, was pleasant and directions were fine.

Location
Smart and clean reasonably modern flat in small complex 5 mins walk from local train station, which in turn is about 10 mins from Southampton Central station. Easy to find as on the main road through that part of the city but as it's a suburb still pretty discreet. Called when I arrived and was given the flat number and then buzzed up. Was offered a drink, had to drop a hint about it being a hot day to be offered a shower but wasn't an issue at all having one. Large tidy bedroom. Mentioned that she has a friend that also works form the flat, but she was out.

Looks/Personality
Obviously Keeley has a niche appeal so if you don't like big girls she won't flick your switch. However looking objectively she's very honest on her AW page about her size appearance and doesn't try to hide it, and looked exactly like her profile pics so if you do like the look of her you won't be disappointed. She had clearly made an effort with her make up and hair and looked lovely, and wore a very revealing short tight dress. Couldn't have asked for anything more on that front. As with the previous communication Keeley was pleasant but not overly friendly or encouraging, however I got the impression this was because she may be naturally unassuming rather than blunt or unfriendly.

The Meet/Services
Started lying on the bed and happy to get straight on with it rather than chatting/massage. First thing to note is that she is a very passionate kisser; not sure of you could count the FK as deep but she was certainly into it which was a refreshing change and a nice aspect of the meet. Lots of kissing and stroking before she moved onto HJ and OWO. Spent a bit too much time on the shaft for my liking but when she moved up it was very nice.

Keeley was very receptive to RO and fingering and after some mutual masturbation we had some nice missionary sex, after which I laid back for some more HJ and OWO until I popped. We chatted for a bit afterwards and she was happy and genuine, although in line with the theme of the punt it was pleasant without getting into anything too deep. Got stuck in that awkward period at the end of the punt where there's too much time left to fill with inane chat but not enough time to do anything else worthwhile so left ten minutes or so early.

Conclusion
Keeley is a pleasant girl who looked great, and it was nice to be with a WG who kisses with gusto and likes to be fingered/played with. However due to her size there were some restrictions that maybe I wasn't prepared for, such as not being able to do certain positions and her belly getting in the way of deep penetration (I don't know what I expected, a size 30 girl is obviously not going to be swinging from the chandeliers). Also because we both seemed to be pretty unassuming and happy to go with the flow the punt lacked direction and became a bit formulaic, I could have changed that but generally I like to lay back and let the girl do the work.

If you like big girls and like the look of Keeley I can't imagine she'd disappoint, but due to a few factors that were probably on me just as much as her I left feeling like I could have got more for my money elsewhere.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2015, 02:41:34 am by Hyperchicken »

Offline HawkG

I've seen her a few times. Normally I prefer petite skinnies, but there's something about her that I like to have for an occasional change of scene.

Agree with nearly all of what you say.

I'd be slightly more negative because she short-notice cancelled on me too often. But when I've actually seen her, I've loved the kissing and playing.

The cancellations meant that I don't bother any more though.

Offline Cunning Punt

Great, detailed review. Very useful as I was thinking about seeing her when she comes up to Heathrow, so thanks very much.

I know I like the "larger lady" but this was would pushing it to the extreme!

Your point about large size causing restrictions is well made and her Heathrow hourly rate of £130 would not be good VFM IMO.

However, she's pretty, seems to give a good service and it would be one to tick of the bucket list, so I'm sorely tempted as a one-off, half-hour punt.

Flemington

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I've seen her she looks skinny in her pics compared to what she looks like in real life I was taken aback by how big she was!! Also would agree about what's said about restrictions because of size so have never seen her again

James999

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I've seen her she looks skinny in her pics compared to what she looks like in real life I was taken aback by how big she was!!

You call this skinny?

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Flemington

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You call this skinny?

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Compared to what she looks like I'm real life yeah!! She's much much bigger in the flesh! (Excuse the pun lol)

Flemington

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Grub like ?

Her arse must be too big to clean properly after she has been to the toilet because when we switched to doggie there was that overwhelming stench of dry shit in my face! It was so bad I nearly vomited!!  :scare:

Flemington

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The op also states that she's a good kisser and that she had made an effort to look nice. For me very average kisser the only thing that stood out was that she had really bad breath!! Looks wise for me, she posts a hell of a lot of selfies on her Twitter, far more than anyother WG on Twitter, and tbf in 1 or 2 she looks half decent but she has obviously mastered the art of taking deceptive pics because no way on earth is she that nice in real life, she has a really fat wide face, her make up is cheap n nasty, council estate chav style, really tired eyes and lots of wrinkles,she looks much older than 27, overall imo she is nothing more than a novelty freak show circus act that you only find in the crazy world of punting, no one in their right mind would dream of shagging this girl in real life, if it wasn't for being a prossie she would still be a Virgin, don't waste your money on something you could pick up for a one nite stand at your local pub for nothing!!

solentgeezer

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The op also states that she's a good kisser and that she had made an effort to look nice. For me very average kisser the only thing that stood out was that she had really bad breath!! Looks wise for me, she posts a hell of a lot of selfies on her Twitter, far more than anyother WG on Twitter, and tbf in 1 or 2 she looks half decent but she has obviously mastered the art of taking deceptive pics because no way on earth is she that nice in real life, she has a really fat wide face, her make up is cheap n nasty, council estate chav style, really tired eyes and lots of wrinkles,she looks much older than 27, overall imo she is nothing more than a novelty freak show circus act that you only find in the crazy world of punting, no one in their right mind would dream of shagging this girl in real life, if it wasn't for being a prossie she would still be a Virgin, don't waste your money on something you could pick up for a one nite stand at your local pub for nothing!!

just signed up to ukp and noticed this ive also seen her once and would agree with everything that you have said mate, the first time i tried to book her she cancelled at the last minute,should of known then to just leave it but booked again anyway, there was a lot of awkward silences that made things feel a bit weird, and performing RO on her is prob my most awful experience of my punting career so far, she tasted and smelled like rotten fish, coupled with the smell of her arse the term FISH N SHIT springs to mind lol very much a case of once bitten twice shy!! never again!!  :scare: :scare: :scare:

Offline Cunning Punt

Thanks for the warning, chaps.

I realise you are both fairly new to the site but if one of you - or ideally both - could find the time to each write a quick review, then that would be appreciated, I am sure.   :hi:

Offline HawkG

Her arse must be too big to clean properly after she has been to the toilet because when we switched to doggie there was that overwhelming stench of dry shit in my face! It was so bad I nearly vomited!!  :scare:

Ah, yes, talking of toilets...

One thing I didn't mention is the state of her bathroom in the Southampton flat.  Fucking hell, there were splatters of shit everywhere.  I think she's actually exploded a few times.  I was spectacularly close to barfing, and had only gone in to wash my hands.

Seriously, if you can, and you have the right sort of morbid interest, book her. Insist you need to visit the bathroom before you pay, and take a look. Then run.  You'll fucking outdo Usain Bolt, trust me.

Sadly, I only used it on the way out, but at least it means I shan't darken her door again.

James999

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One thing I didn't mention is the state of her bathroom in the Southampton flat.  Fucking hell, there were splatters of shit everywhere.  I think she's actually exploded a few times. 

But you say you've seen her a few times, why?  :vomit:

I've seen her a few times. Normally I prefer petite skinnies,

Flemington

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I had the misfortune to use the toilet as well it's absolutely disgusting she must spend half her day in there shitting back out all the food she must devour all day long
Will do my own review later
« Last Edit: November 17, 2015, 10:41:14 am by Flemington »

Offline HawkG

But you say you've seen her a few times, why?  :vomit:

Because I didn't use the bathroom on the first two visits funnily enough. And as I said, although she's not my preferred shape, I did used to enjoy seeing her.

Then the cancellations, then the bathroom, so no more!

I hope me explanation meets your requirements

Leehoward

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How big is she? I love very big!

oring123

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from new review today !
 I was completely stunned by how big and fat this woman is in real life she is literally twice as big as what she looks like in her pics it states on her aw that she is 26 stone but to me she must be at least 30 stone if not more! If you check her Twitter profile she posts lots of selfies and imo she must take thousands until she gets the perfect shot, she maybe even photoshops them, because in real life she is simply not an attractive woman, her profile states she is 27, to me I would say she looks at least 32, her face looks so different in real life it's really swollen and fat, she's got really dark rings under her eyes, her forehead is covered in wrinkles, she looks tired and old, her legs were covered in varicose veins and she's got really small tits for such an enormous woman they look ridiculous on her massive frame, they look like little deflated saggy granny tits. Her personality came across as rather cold and aloof, she wasn't particularly friendly and never made me feel welcome,

Leehoward

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If you say she is bigger in real life then i reckon i will love her! Normally BBW and SSBBW people on AW are not as big as you want them to be!

I cant wait to book her

Flemington

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If you say she is bigger in real life then i reckon i will love her! Normally BBW and SSBBW people on AW are not as big as you want them to be!

I cant wait to book her

Sure your not keeley in disguise????

Tim20

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£750 for an overnight  :scare:I'd be frightened to sleep invade she ate me.

Tim20

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See I can't even type properly now.

Leehoward

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Nope not Keeley in disguise lol just a bbw and ssbbw lover. She looks biggest ive seen on AW.

Sorry i have my tastes or fetishes lol