I would highly recommend a visit to the well known drinking establishment, The Villager pub located in the picturesque and beautiful seaside hamlet of Ingoldmills, opposite Fantasy Island.
Here, you will find a number of coke’d up East Midlands girls, with questionable morals, who will happily provide you with 30 minutes of entertainment administered orally (a blowjob) back at your luxury caravan for the price of a vodka and coke.
Furthermore, they will happily furnish you with a £20 bag if you would like to ‘party’ with them into the small hours. For a small additional fee, they will also demonstrate what can be achieved with a stick of Skegness rock. Let the good times roll....