Leicester punters: A warning about 'Autumn Brooks'

[Charliehutton]

It would seem that Leicester is about to be blessed with the latest incarnation of the notorious Brook Middleton:

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Given that Middleton was the founder and leading member of PISS - the Pig-Ignorant Slappers Society - it's hilarious that she has the sheer brass neck to now demand a deposit payment for bookings from new customers. Good luck with that, you cheeky bitch!

Let's hope no unsuspecting punters are fooled by her early positive reviews, which must have been from when she was new, keen and enthusiastic, because more recently she was utterly appalling.

She mugged me off twice - more fool me - when she was in a grubby looking apartment block at the bottom of Hinckley Road. Each time, communication had been flawless until I rang from outside to get the flat number, when I was met with radio silence. Nothing. Not even the courtesy of a later text offering any kind of apology or explanation. How pig-ignorant can you get?

Mind you, when I posted a warning on here at the time, one member told me I'd had a lucky escape, because she had turned up for him, and he reckoned her fanny smelt like a place where seals went to die.

So my advice to any prospective punter is to avoid this ghastly woman like the plague.

[Hotdogboy88]

Saw her years ago she was awful then and she had a terrible odour then as well.

[Charlie Chalk]

Shame, since she was absolutely fine when I saw her in 2016. But it was obvious from the steady decline in her reviews that her service, attitude & hygiene was gradually getting worse as time went on. She went from being a decent, good quality punt to “avoid like the plague” in just a few years.

Who knows though, she might have sorted herself out? Anyone willing to TOFTT? We could have a whip round for a clothes peg for your nose! 

[Ivorlongun]

I met her just the once and will never go back again (see my review)
She’s the only escort I’ve ever been with who’s arse smelt of shit (no I’m not fucking joking)
She obviously has hygiene and reliability problems,which would both be easy to rectify. I don’t think she’s stupid,so it must be shear arrogance that she thinks she can get away with fucking clients around,not showering and think sod it,there’s another mug wanting to see me.
Time to hang up her knickers me thinks and use that degree she’s always banging on about 

[John the Sextist]

I met her just the once and will never go back again (see my review)
She’s the only escort I’ve ever been with who’s arse smelt of shit (no I’m not fucking joking)
She obviously has hygiene and reliability problems,which would both be easy to rectify. I don’t think she’s stupid,so it must be shear arrogance that she thinks she can get away with fucking clients around,not showering and think sod it,there’s another mug wanting to see me.
Time to hang up her knickers me thinks and use that degree she’s always banging on about 

I'm guessing you didn't go in for the full rimming of her then, got close but decided to detour?? 

 

[Weyoun]

Thanks Charlie for warning newer punters. Due to the family shielding I've not been punting for the last year or so but now they are vaccinated I was planning to get back out there but we had to self isolate recently.

Whilst doing so, was doing some planning and saw she was coming back - and yes her fanny does or at least did smell like where seals go to die. When she turned around for doggy in our solo meet in Jan 2016 (which smell aside was pretty decent but facially she wasn't my type and overhyped at the time I thought) , the smell was somewhat bracing!

Almost 5 years ago now but I remember my second (desperation) punt with her vividly which was probably the only time I've been a little scared in a meet, seriously guys give this one a miss!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=112370.0

[Buttons]

Bad hygiene and stinky clopper aside (Weyoun wins the Internet today for his “where seals go to die” comment  ), this one has a track record of fucking people around and cancelling last minute as my review from 2016 as well as others details.

Sounds like I had a lucky escape. Cannot stand a stinky fanny 

Still she wasted over 2 hours of my time driving to Leicester and back.

Avoid this cunt like the plague, and anyone considering paying any hooker a deposit, please have a stern word with yourself 

[DashingKant]

Me too and twice as well Charlie.

Brook’s ego is more enhanced than her breasts.

A few years ago I booked to see her for an hour in the ‘penthouse’ opposite the football ground. I phoned to say I had arrived – no answer. She ignored me completely. Around a year later I tried again. I talked to her on the phone and told her she had stood me up – literally. She said it must have been a mistake - no apology but she agreed to see me. Arrived at the same place, phoned – no answer, not then or since.

I was looking forward to her degree educated mind and body. We are lucky she is amongst us again; this lady could have been the brainy CEO of a FTSE 100 company, instead she magnanimously decided to go into public service, opening her legs for any man with filthy lucre to fuck her.
When you are as popular as she was or is and spend every minute that you are not in the gym with a cock in your (masters degree educated) cunt – you can afford to ignore and disappoint a percentage of your customers – just because you can.

[Ivorlongun]

I do enjoy a bit of rimming J.T.S. both ways with a W.G. I have total confidence in,the meet with Brook was going so so until she went on all fours and I came in for a lick of her pussy from behind. That’s when the smell hit me,with her reputation for being volatile I didn’t fancy asking her to shower or giving me my money back,so I just rubbered up and went for the pump and dump,just managed to cum and got the fuck out of dodge.
One I’d rather forget 

[John the Sextist]

I do enjoy a bit of rimming J.T.S. both ways with a W.G. I have total confidence in,the meet with Brook was going so so until she went on all fours and I came in for a lick of her pussy from behind. That’s when the smell hit me,with her reputation for being volatile I didn’t fancy asking her to shower or giving me my money back,so I just rubbered up and went for the pump and dump,just managed to cum and got the fuck out of dodge.
One I’d rather forget 

Every punters nightmare 

 

[Whore Master]

One of the few young WGs in Leicester that I've not actually fucked. I did have her as plan "B" and plan "C", but never actually got my hands on her. Probably for the best. I did see both of her mates and wasn't blown away by them. Both seem to turn in this game.

[Mandal0re]

I saw her ages ago, 2016ish.  It was an outcall to my hotel in Leicester and although the overall punt went well I was never tempted to see her again because I thought her hygiene was below what I would expect.

I got the impression she hadn’t made any effort to prepare before arriving at the hotel and even though she went to the bathroom to ‘freshen up’ there was still a slight off putting aroma to her.

Shame really, she could be really good with not much effort needed to fresh and clean and display a better attitude.

[Weyoun]

Can't take credit for the seals line, I was just confirming Charlie's mates POV. Brook / Autumn, whatever she calls herself now, used to keep a close eye on topics about her, I bet she is spitting feathers right now!

But seriously, I understand at one point she was okay and could have used UKP to her advantage as many SPs have. However she claimed a review could have outed her (TBH I looked at the time and saw nothing of the kind) and developed a full on hatred after plus she got jealous of other WGs who took trade off her and rightly so!