... you wouldnt believe the amount of.....shite stains on my throws about 6 times a year...
in all honestly i reckon around 5 % of clients are like this
And how often do you change said throws? I cant believe any WG changes the bed throw after each punt.
in all honesty, i reckon about 0%.
As a life-long soap dodger (bad for the skins natural oils) these Andrex "'how clean are you for your pro$$ie?" questions don't half grate. We are all human, we eat, sleep, breathe, have sex and - yes, shock horror - we have our own scent!
For me getting down and dirty with a WG means taking the rough with the smooth. (But the 'high class' prossie who made me punt in her cats' bed went too far. Would have walked if she hadn't already stashed the cash and wasted 20 mins condescendingly interviewing me for the position of her punter.)
Anyway who's gonna claim to be "as clean as a squid" then? - never me!