Advice about receiving rimming

[masterfornicator]

Need some advice. I have been rimmed before and really enjoy it. In fact it is quite important (usually a deal breaker if not offered depending on rates charged) that booking a full service session for 30 mins or more, that rimming (giving) is offered, as I'm not always up for sex and just prefer oral. E.g., bj, broken up by some rimming instead of sex, then back to bj.

My question is that is having a shower enough, even for deep rimming? I read about reviews how clients just had a shower and got a surprise rimming session. In other words, the fact that the client had a shower was enough for the escort to consider him clean and rim him. In fact, some guys even get fingers shoved up the arse, but my question is mainly about rimming.

Does just having a shower clean the area well, and clean enough dept of the inside, that it is ready for deep rimming? And do you face the showerhead up your backside, etc or even that isn't needed? Do I need to stick my finger inside to get it cleaner? I mean the clients that had a normal shower and got a surprise rimming most likely won't have focused the showerhead up their backside or stuck their fingers up their bumhole. I was hoping a normal shower, or at most facing the showerhead up my backside and the resultant water pressure is enough. I don't think douching is necessary (quite certain on that) nor is fingering my backside needed? I sometimes feel like I overthink or overclean myself and just want a peace of mind that standard shower really is enough.

I'm asking guys and ladies who are experienced in this area.

Thanks.

[daviemac]

Not the best site to ask ladies, you'd be better off asking on UKE, they can answer freely there. That's the chat platform between escorts and punters.

[regular_guy]

I always have a shower beforehand and its a total deal breaker if not on offer,  i do make sure my ass is clean and put a little bit of shower gel on my finger and go inside just in case.

When a surprise rimming has happened then am glad i've done it as feel clean and believe the WG appreciates it

[bayekofthecreed]

The only way to make your arse clean enough for deep rimming is to use an enema.

[mr.bluesky]

Also make sure there's no clagnuts stuck to your hairy arse   

[m4rmite]

If a WG tried rimming me she'd choke to death on the hair.

I could do with a WG who likes waxing arses

[Plan R]

I have a long bath first.
Also, before leaving home I stick some pleasant smelling shower gel on the rusty bullet hole.
That way I arrive (after say, a 30min drive) with an arsehole marinated in Lynx.
Shower again when there and hey-presto.

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[Dipper]

I have a long bath first.
Also, before leaving home I stick some pleasant smelling shower gel on the rusty bullet hole.
That way I arrive (after say, a 30min drive) with an arsehole marinated in Lynx.
Shower again when there and hey-presto.

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   the things we’ll do for a good sound rimming.

[freeze44]

Sound advice here 

Would also add a bland diet and low amounts if wanting ya ass properly cleand out. No curries, baked beans or spicy food, eggs or even 2 weetabix can get the old juices flowing and cause issues!

[Silver Birch]

If I'm hoping for rimming, I shave my arse a day or two before, have a proper clearout before showering meticulously including a finger to clean the channel  , and I also have another shower at the wgs place so she knows I couldn't be any fresher. 

[Chorley]

If I'm hoping for rimming, I shave my arse a day or two before, have a proper clearout before showering meticulously including a finger to clean the channel  , and I also have another shower at the wgs place so she knows I couldn't be any fresher. 

I thought it was just me that did that. 

[jamesfrome]

Take the head off the shower then shove the hose up your ass ( with the water running! ) then that should do the trick... WG told me that is what she does after every client both holes to make sure she is fresh!

[MrMatrix]

Take the head off the shower then shove the hose up your ass ( with the water running! ) then that should do the trick... WG told me that is what she does after every client both holes to make sure she is fresh!

My shower will convert to a narrow jet wash. Point that up my arse and it does the business. 

[rubric]

I thought it was just me that did that. 

You probably want to be a bit careful with introducing soap 'up there' - your body keeps healthy in part by maintaining its own mix of natural moisture and bacteria - interfering with this can lead to 'interesting' health issues (dry skin inside your aris isn't going to be very comfortable).

Other tips - make sure you've shit relatively recently, so that the next shit isn't lurking up there - more of an issue if you want a prostate massage.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Well seeing the ammounts and type of Bacteria on the arse i'm not doing it to anyone, and i i don't expcet anyone to do it to me either!

[CheeseYa]

My shower will convert to a narrow jet wash. Point that up my arse and it does the business. 

Same here, a good power shower is almost as good as being rimmed 

[pingug]

having done lots of rimming and never been ill from it washing is enough, there is no shit sitting within tongues length and if there was you would know about it and be on the toilet, saying that I wouldn’t recommend it to the elderly, children or pregnant woman, each to their own, some people won’t sit on a public toilet while others are happy to have people piss in their mouths, if it’s a worry it’s not going to be enjoyable

[Cupid Stuntz]

Well seeing the ammounts and type of Bacteria on the arse i'm not doing it to anyone, and i i don't expcet anyone to do it to me either!

Hear hear!

Having had far too many sigmoidoscopes, enemas, cameras, speculums, fingers and fuck know what else when you're under a general stuffed up me jacksie for Diverticulitis and HPV I'm very wary of anything around my back door. That includes WGs' with long fingernails or Gene Simmons tongues. Yuk .

[NigelF]

I'm surprised no one thinks this a troll question but I'll answer anyway.

It depends what you mean by a "standard shower". Just relying on water pressure is not enough. You need to use soap/shower gel and physical action with your hand (or something else) to give the area a good clean. As long as a standard shower for you includes a thorough cleaning of your arsehole (probably worthwhile doing "two passes") there shouldn't be an issue. There's certainly no need to stick a finger past your arsehole and up into yourself - just make sure to clean the surface of the arsehole and whole cleft of your arse cheeks well. Nor should there be any need to douche (that would only be if you want to get a prostate massage or fucked with a dildo etc).

If you're hairy you'll need to be even more thorough, as stuff/smells can linger on the hairs. As others have suggested, having a shower before you leave (where you clean your arse) and then having another one when you arrive (doing the same, just a bit quicker) is a good way to make sure you're thorough enough. Being shaven is best but as long as you give everything a good clean it'll be fine (as long as the girl doesn't mind the hairs). Obviously, you should always get them to confirm that they're happy to rim you before you meet (I presume you already do that).

[masterfornicator]

Thanks for everyone's advice. And I do trim down there too at least a day beforehand,  not shave but a very close trim. And I do clean area with shower gel etc. Never really inserted my finger that deep, just a fingertip but will do that for extra piece of mind. That really was my main concern ie for deep rimming do I neded to insert finger. Maybe the tongue doesn't go that deep as someone said. Or looking at it another way, there is a bumhole opening so maybe water naturally goes deep enough up the hole to clean it out since water can reach places deeper than a tongue.

[cueball]

I'm surprised no one thinks this a troll question

Me neither   

It's a grown man asking how to wash his arse hole 

[MrMatrix]

Me neither   

It's a grown man asking how to wash his arse hole 

[claretandblue]

Me neither   

It's a grown man asking how to wash his arse hole 

to be fair until I started punting I never considered taking a razor to my balloon knot

[MrMatrix]

to be fair until I started punting I never considered taking a razor to my balloon knot

Me neither or my A Hole. Why would you.

[claretandblue]

Me neither or my A Hole. Why would you.

balloon knot/ a hole same thing

[jbanks]

This was by far the funniest thread i have read, but some welcome advice to. I look forward to my first prozzie punt once i get my new kitchen sorted.

[Frenchie]

I shave completely .. every 2-3 days .. Shaving your arse takes confidence .. and a bit of practice ... never had any problems .. Generally I don't let my regular girl rim me unless I know I am super clean .... this is achieved by using a small anal douche  a couple of times before your punt ... I'd die if there were any mishaps .....

Another thing you can do is wrap a wet wipe round your finger and stick it up there .. a quick twist and out .. not as good as the douche .

My regulars bumhole is always 100% clean ... I've never had the bottle to ask her .. but normally her bum smells of sweets !.. as though she's put one up there ... and let it dissolve ( maybe an idea ?? )

[winkywanky]

I like being rimmed, and I like doing it. It's very pleasurable, because a high density of nerve-endings in the area encourage regular bowel movements by making any direct stimulation feel nice. And that stimulation can include the tongue of a nice young lady  . It also has a nice taste which has nothing to do with shit, but everything to do with earthiness and naughtiness.

All/any of the previous suggestions, although I've never enemaed beforehand, I don't think that's necessary. But making sure your rectum is empty first is good, and when you wash down there make sure you agitate any surrounding hair to eliminate chubnuts, as well as pushing gently with your abdominal floor muscles to enable washing just slightly past your ringpiece so that a probing tongue encounters only cleanness.

I remember seeing a young lady many years ago who smelt and seemed fresh in every way. After dining at the front, I turned my attention to the rear, only to find what appeared to be the remnants of a Marathon bar (what's got a peanut in every bite). I nearly threw up 

[winkywanky]

I shave completely .. every 2-3 days .. Shaving your arse takes confidence .. and a bit of practice ... never had any problems .. Generally I don't let my regular girl rim me unless I know I am super clean .... this is achieved by using a small anal douche  a couple of times before your punt ... I'd die if there were any mishaps .....

Another thing you can do is wrap a wet wipe round your finger and stick it up there .. a quick twist and out .. not as good as the douche .

My regulars bumhole is always 100% clean ... I've never had the bottle to ask her .. but normally her bum smells of sweets !.. as though she's put one up there ... and let it dissolve ( maybe an idea ?? )

Maybe she uses Refreshers, when she farts, does it fizz? 

[Plan R]

My regulars bumhole is always 100% clean ... I've never had the bottle to ask her .. but normally her bum smells of sweets !.. as though she's put one up there ... and let it dissolve ( maybe an idea ?? )

"The Mint With the Hole" surely ?

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[Tr1cky]

I shave completely .. every 2-3 days .. Shaving your arse takes confidence .. and a bit of practice ... never had any problems .. Generally I don't let my regular girl rim me unless I know I am super clean .... this is achieved by using a small anal douche  a couple of times before your punt ... I'd die if there were any mishaps .....

Another thing you can do is wrap a wet wipe round your finger and stick it up there .. a quick twist and out .. not as good as the douche .

My regulars bumhole is always 100% clean ... I've never had the bottle to ask her .. but normally her bum smells of sweets !.. as though she's put one up there ... and let it dissolve ( maybe an idea ?? )

This could start a new trend.

For young SP's you could  request a bum tasting of refreshers.

For BBWs a Mars Bar...

And for a mature lady. Werthers originals..


This is a great thread. I now know how to clean my arse...

[mrfishyfoo]

I'm surprised no one thinks this a troll....

He's no troll this one.......he's our Master. 

[Stortford]

I would never let a filthy whore put there tongue up my lovely clean arse.

[PleadInsanity]

I have a long bath first.
Also, before leaving home I stick some pleasant smelling shower gel on the rusty bullet hole.
That way I arrive (after say, a 30min drive) with an arsehole marinated in Lynx.

 
I actually tried that sometime back after seeing it mentioned here but it gave me a bit of a sore arse. I now just clean thoroughly and wedge a wet wipe in my crack before i leave..................I know one day i'll forget to remove it before I get undressed.

[Plan R]

I now just clean thoroughly and wedge a wet wipe in my crack before i leave.....

  The knowledge on this thread alone is staggering.
If someone employed every suggestion above, they'd be a cert for the 'Mr Clean Arsehole 2018' awards.

[Chorley]

The knowledge on this thread alone is staggering.
If someone employed every suggestion above, they'd be a cert for the 'Mr Clean Arsehole 2018' awards.

FFS! I just spat my tea out! 

[peguslegus]

Was thinking of seeing a masseuse that did some prostate tickling so looked into it. Just do a search for "Medi Grade Anal/Vaginal Bulb Douche Enema Colonic Irrigation Home Cleaner Kit" on ebay, very cheap. Suck some water up into a rubber bulb, squirt it up your bum, walk around a few secs, release into toilet (repeat if necessary). Feels surprisingly refreshing afterwards. It's so clean you could shove your dinner up there and then eat it. If you read the feedback for these on a site like 'Lovehoney' then you get some good practical advice for their use. Also, be a gentleman and shave the crack of your arse.

[MrMatrix]

Was thinking of seeing a masseuse that did some prostate tickling so looked into it. Just do a search for "Medi Grade Anal/Vaginal Bulb Douche Enema Colonic Irrigation Home Cleaner Kit" on ebay, very cheap. Suck some water up into a rubber bulb, squirt it up your bum, walk around a few secs, release into toilet (repeat if necessary). Feels surprisingly refreshing afterwards. It's so clean you could shove your dinner up there and then eat it. If you read the feedback for these on a site like 'Lovehoney' then you get some good practical advice for their use. Also, be a gentleman and shave the crack of your arse.

So you do punt then. Do you think you could do a review please as you've been here a year. 

[peguslegus]

So you do punt then. Do you think you could do a review please as you've been here a year. 

Just started punting a couple of months ago. Posted first review today, should be posting reviews fairly regularly going forward. (Haven't been for a prostate massage yet, that's still a few weeks away in the queue.) 

[conway_hound]

I shave completely .. every 2-3 days .. Shaving your arse takes confidence .. and a bit of practice ... never had any problems .. Generally I don't let my regular girl rim me unless I know I am super clean .... this is achieved by using a small anal douche  a couple of times before your punt ... I'd die if there were any mishaps .....

Another thing you can do is wrap a wet wipe round your finger and stick it up there .. a quick twist and out .. not as good as the douche .

My regulars bumhole is always 100% clean ... I've never had the bottle to ask her .. but normally her bum smells of sweets !.. as though she's put one up there ... and let it dissolve ( maybe an idea ?? )

I use Polos, after all they are the mint with a hole..!
But I've never tried a Fishermans friend up there...

[MrMatrix]

Just started punting a couple of months ago. Posted first review today, should be posting reviews fairly regularly going forward. (Haven't been for a prostate massage yet, that's still a few weeks away in the queue.) 

Good review - look forward to more.

[testuser]

If you wanna be sure you have to douche. Very sorry.

[testuser]

Maybe she uses Refreshers, when she farts, does it fizz? 

I got creative once with an escort. Turned out she had these malteser like chocolates. So she inserted them and I gobbled. Though stuff melts quickly up there. I believe she had well douched as no foreign tastes.

[winkywanky]

Of course, this will remind some readers of a certain age, of the Marianne Faithfull/Mick Jagger story (involving a Mars Bar).