Annoying profile blurb that bear no relation to reality...
They should be honest and read:
+ My name is none of your business.
+ I'm miserable as fuck with a piss poor attitude.
+ I speak 12 words of English, ie. ' How long'. ' massage?' 'Blow Job?' 'sex?' 'I don't do that' and 'time's up'
+ Sex with you will just be a chore, like the washing up.
+ I offer a shit massage to run your time down.
+ I can't wait to get you out so I can watch Comrade Detective on satellite. ( popular Romanian TV prog ).
Or am I being a tad cynical here?