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Offline itk

When you make a booking but have to wait until the time comes before you’re given instructions on where to drive to, then you have to ring again when you arrive before you’re given the house number.
On a similar note, when you’ve booked a punt, drive there and await the house number only to be ignored or fucked around by being told they’re delayed.

Offline Bobbyplastic

When the shower doesn't work properly. Or the shower gel is shite. Or the room doesn't smell fresh .

Offline stampjones

Setting the wall clock in the room to 5 - 10 minutes fast.  :dash:
That is so fucking obvious - does that ever work - I just point to my phone and shrug.
Defo annoying tho

Offline stampjones

When the shower doesn't work properly. Or the shower gel is shite. Or the room doesn't smell fresh .
There was a flat in earls court - zizzi’s after she left - where there was never any hot water. wtf - I definitely want to scrub myself clean after being in earls court!

Kinky Foxx

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Being told by the SP to come up as she's ready now, when the last  punter is still walking down the drive or literally just come out the door.

I don't fancy the idea of licking 'salty tits' thank you    :scare:

I have walked after seeing that..

Online the_exile

After the "have you finished yet" after 5 minutes then this one:

Confirming that an hour is cum twice.
And after the first go being told that its 1x sex only. Second time by hand!

Maybe my fault when it happened to me, hadnt made sure I could fuck her twice in the hour

Kinky Foxx

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Booking an SP because she's got better Baps than Warburton's bakery, only to be told,.." please don't touch them because they're sore and tender cos of a previous

punter.   How is that my problem?   I paid for Baps, but now I can't touch them?   at all?   Makes no sense..... :dash: :dash: :dash:




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Offline piotrskut

not knowing the difference between a dress size 8 and 14  :angry:

Offline Blackpool Rock

not knowing the difference between a dress size 8 and 14  :angry:
+1 as a lover of petite girls it royally pisses me off when you book a spinner and end up with a tub of lard  :vomit:

Kinky Foxx

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Annoying profile blurb that bear no relation to reality... :scare:

They should be honest and read:

+  My name is none of your business.

+  I'm miserable as fuck with a piss poor attitude.

+  I speak 12 words of English, ie.  ' How long'.  ' massage?'  'Blow Job?'   'sex?'  'I don't do that'   and  'time's up'

+  Sex with you will just be a chore, like the washing up.

+  I offer a shit massage to run your time down.

+ I can't wait to get you out so I can watch Comrade Detective on satellite.  ( popular Romanian TV prog ).


Or am I being a tad cynical here?   :yahoo:

Offline Billy no mates



+ I can't wait to get you out so I can watch Comrade Detective on satellite.  ( popular Romanian TV prog ).


I always thought Comrade detective was American. It’s actually very funny.

Offline Redbull4

Crap shower gel. Where’s the garnier revitalising shampoo? I’m starting to bald and need to keep what’s left good.

Offline Drayki

When you've asked the whore to wear something pacificly and u turn up and their wearing something completely different, so fucking annoying   :thumbsdown:

Offline freeze44

Just as you arrive at the wg's place, you get a call of nature and rush to the nearest toilet only to have one of them long and 'untidy' lipstick type poos and it takes forever to get clean!  :thumbsdown:

Kinky Foxx

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I always thought Comrade detective was American. It’s actually very funny.

Really? 

I'll have to check it out.  I love American comedies......Cheers!   :thumbsup:

Offline redveee

Setting the wall clock in the room to 5 - 10 minutes fast.  :dash:

My last few punts in a Asian massage place have seen the clock wound back 10 minutes but the girl has her phone with her too and I wear a fitness band so no need for my phone to get the time. I can always use the countdown timer on it but haven't yet.

Offline stampjones

Just as you arrive at the wg's place, you get a call of nature and rush to the nearest toilet only to have one of them long and 'untidy' lipstick type poos and it takes forever to get clean!  :thumbsdown:
:lol: :lol: lipstick poos - that is funny man  :drinks:

Offline Billy no mates

Really? 

I'll have to check it out.  I love American comedies......Cheers!   :thumbsup:

Oh, it’s torally set in Romania in the seventies and the spoken language is Romania with voice overs by American actors. It’s juat the whole thing is ‘fake’ and filmed in America.

Offline cash2spare

the wgs can never remember their date of birth

taking phone calls from other guys whilst sucking your cock

advertising no limit cums then when you've shot your load twice saying that's it baybeee no more cum

trying to get you to shoot your load as quickly as possible

using pics that are 10 years old or of someone else!

the prices for 30mins one hour and 2 hours don't add up


Offline Landscape

Trying to work the shower, The water usually comes in two temperatures - boiling hot or freezing cold and comes out of the shower either as a dribble or with enough force to strip your skin. If you can get it to work in the first place.

Offline Melford55

Who's saying on their profile they are English only to find when you turn up they are foreign and don't speak a word of English

Offline conway_hound

Having the WG cranking your cock with the gusto required for a bike pump, and once it has become completely numb and floppy, being told to finish off yourself  :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: September 10, 2018, 09:14:22 pm by conway_hound »

Offline fairfield

Booking a punt on the phone with a wg  and painstakingly checking off the do's and don'ts, arranging the outfit, and her limits, then reconfirming all by text before setting out.....
 .... only to turn up and find you've been talking to the madam all along, and the actual pro$$ie hasn't a scooby about any of the arrangements.
(Even when you ask at the outset - 'are you the wg or her 'friend' ..... you always get - 'ofc i am the wg.')

Offline kayak

Txt me bby!

Exactly! And most of the time if I'm taking advantage of a window of opportunity to punt, I'll be in the car, driving. I have a limited amount of time and I can't bloody text. Just answer the phone please woman!

Offline delete

wg who moan about punters, online comments and things in their life, total turn off
Banned reason: No reviews in 6 years
Banned by: 90125

Offline Herts_Outcaller

When you've asked the whore to wear something pacificly and u turn up and their wearing something completely different, so fucking annoying   :thumbsdown:

Pacificly eh

Like dressing like a Hawaiian girl?

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Offline Noman

The worst is at FBSM parlours where you’ve had a nice massage, things are proceeding along nicely in terms of cc swipes, you agree a fee for extras.....and she wants the money immediately. So you have to get off the table & rummage in your jacket or trousers for £40 or whatever. A total mood killer.

Offline bigbird

The smell of baby wipes if you go down on them - wash your cunt you dirty bitch it takes about 30 seconds !

The smell of a well fucked pussy thats been lubed up all day  :vomit: - wash your cunt you dirty bitch it takes about 30 seconds !

Fag breath

Laying to one side so you cant get fully into them

Doggy with their knees together so you can't get fully into them

Not doing what the profile says



Offline Tr1cky

I'm more of a shop/parlour man, so I very rarely go to flats. When I do though I ask girl to be fully naked (I like confident WGs but not lingerie) when answering the door so clearly she has to hide behind it. The most annoying thing surely must be interruptions mid-fuck. I can recall one punt when the door wasn't closed properly and the labrador came in - of course I was taking her doggie style at the time and we just fell about laughing. About five years ago a maid came in as the wg in the other room had run out of condoms.

Just out of interest, how many WGs are prepared to answer the door fully naked? I'm assuming they haven't met you before and at this point no money has exchanged hands.

Online Derrick101

Just out of interest, how many WGs are prepared to answer the door fully naked? I'm assuming they haven't met you before and at this point no money has exchanged hands.

Heels and hold-ups, yes... But not fully naked (yet)

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Offline piotrskut

The worst is at FBSM parlours where you’ve had a nice massage, things are proceeding along nicely in terms of cc swipes, you agree a fee for extras.....and she wants the money immediately. So you have to get off the table & rummage in your jacket or trousers for £40 or whatever. A total mood killer.

+1

Offline ninian25

When you see a tempting looking profile listed in AW for your local area, only to find when you click into it that it's someone from the other end of the country who has 'parked' the profile here while they are on holiday.

Aberdeen gets a lot of these. Don't know whether it happens everywhere, or if it's a special perk that we get for being first in the alphabet ?

Offline Punterperson1971

When they charge £20 for cim and £20 for swallowing it’s still going in your mouth £20 each would be better.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2018, 04:16:22 pm by Punterperson1971 »

Offline Mifune

When they don’t state on their profile how they prefer to be booked, contacted or advised when you’re outside.  Particularly those that then moan when you pick the “wrong” option.

Offline king tarzan

When I feel they are taking too long to put money away.
At times I have oponed bedroom door and shouted down the stairs..
I hate them taking the piss with my paid time.
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline freeze44

When you go into the place and there a door ajar and assume that's where the fun room is but because they ain't told you, you nearly go in somewhere they don't want you to!

Then the wg get's a bit shitty and tell's you where should go!

How the fuck are you supposed to know?! Smell the spunk or piss from previous watersports?

Not a bloodhound ya know!  :lol:

Offline Grinder69

when they provide a shit service and you go limp then they ask whats wrong ???????? :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

Offline FlaccidChimp

This time was actually funny because I recognized the girl immediately. Abella Danger is in the adult industry all over the internet.

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Kinky Foxx

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The smell of baby wipes if you go down on them - wash your cunt you dirty bitch it takes about 30 seconds !

The smell of a well fucked pussy thats been lubed up all day  :vomit: - wash your cunt you dirty bitch it takes about 30 seconds !

I'll have agree with Big Bird on this one.... :vomit:   

Two valid points and well put I thought.. :thumbsup:

Offline Blackpool Rock

This time was actually funny because I recognized the girl immediately. Abella Danger is in the adult industry all over the internet.

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Ah bollocks thought Abella was working for a bit then  :dash:

Offline almalm

When squeezing and sucking their tits is off limits...

When they ask you "what's wrong" when you ain't instantly hard after some lack luster sucking or tugging of your dick...

Porn star fake moaning, 5 seconds after dipping your cock in...

Chubby bellies when their profile is toned...


Offline Landscape

AW profiles with ASCII art (words and pictures made from punctuation). It looks awful and does nothing to attract you to the profile.

Offline piotrskut

telling you they only take phone bookings but being a cheap cunt and not posting the number on aw  :dash:

Offline king tarzan

Hairy mango...  :dash: :dash: :scare: :scare: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

A real absolute downer....
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Punterperson1971

Just had one say it’s not on my profile that I do 15 minutes,but in her “likes” list it states 15 minutes.

Offline Matrix2718

When you finish after 15 minutes in a 30 minute booking and ask if you can have a second pop and she says no.

When you arrive on time and are told to wait 15 minutes, then when you get into the room you can feel her pussy is still wet from the last guy

Offline Chorley

Checking phones
Yawning
Moody, "Face like a slapped arse" attitude
"Have you come yet, baby?"
"Eeeees estra, baby"
Crap comms
Crap, timewasting massages
Bullshit profiles.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2018, 02:36:39 pm by Chorley »

Kinky Foxx

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Pacificly eh

Like dressing like a Hawaiian girl?

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Wear something Pacificly,   PMSL... :lol:

I  just got it... :hi:

Offline Punterenas

Having a booking cancelled right before it was due to start then when you try to rearrange the price has gone up!

When you read on here a 'service' received my another punter but later or earlier refused to you... :cry:

Fag breath