Happy New Year

[OMellors]

Just to wish all of you a very happy New Year, and to thank you for all the humour and entertainment during 2017

That includes you  girls who also contribute


All the best & good punting  :

 

OM

[Corus Boy]

And to you good sir.

[mrdiamond77]

Happy New Year to you too and everybody else on UKP.   

[Steelworker]

Thanks to all and Blwyddyn Newydd Dda i bawb 

[EnglishRebecca121]

pobl sexy blwyddyn hapus newydd x

[James999]

pobl sexy blwyddyn hapus newydd x

Translated............

I'm announcing my retirement (again) 

[EnglishRebecca121]

Translated............

I'm announcing my retirement (again) 

piss off

[vw]

piss off

Have a good one   

[np500]

Happy new year all, on the Guinness ! So nothing will make no sence in about 50 minute, and my bed is not a taxi ride away ? It’s up stairs , 

[playpal69]

Blwyddyn Newydd Dda I bawb

 

[Jjon]

HNY. Thanks to James & Rebecca for making me lol.

[James999]

piss off

When you say Piss off, do you mean your piss smells off and you suspect another urine infection 

[lotsc]

Cheers gents. Will hopefully see her in January.

[STAR-LORD]

Just to wish all of you a very happy New Year, and to thank you for all the humour and entertainment during 2017

That includes you  girls who also contribute


All the best & good punting  :

 

OM

I'll drink to that! 

+1

[Trapperjohn]

Happy New Year you great lot of guys and, of course, lovely ladies! 

[STAR-LORD]

pobl sexy blwyddyn hapus newydd x

Good effort with the Welsh pronounciation 

However I think it's mean to be 'Flwyddyn newydd hapus ydych chi'n bobl sexy'.  But well done for trying. x

[shadow6969]

Happy New Year fellow punters and to all the sp's that make it possible for us to enjoy our little secret adventures lol hoping for a bumper year 2018 in south wales area.

Be hafd  shadow

[OMellors]

Good effort with the Welsh pronounciation 

However I think it's mean to be 'Flwyddyn newydd hapus ydych chi'n bobl sexy'.  But well done for trying. x

Wolfie, you’re a linguist. I’m very impressed     Well done 

When girls said you were good with your tongue, I thought they were talking cunnilingus. 

Now I get what they really meant.

OM

[STAR-LORD]

Wolfie, you’re a linguist. I’m very impressed     Well done 

When girls said you were good with your tongue, I thought they were talking cunnilingus. 

Now I get what they really meant.

OM

Why thank you esquire. When females said I was good with my tongue, I thought they were referring to my quick wit, and sharp tongue at comebacks. 

But I'm quite happy to be a cunninglinguist! 

Happy new year to you dude. 

(P.s. I vamped up my online translator  )

[WelshElise]

Just to wish all of you a very happy New Year, and to thank you for all the humour and entertainment during 2017

That includes you  girls who also contribute


All the best & good punting  :

 

OM

znd to you my fellow joanna lumley fan hope u like audrey hepburn too shes my idol xx

[WelshElise]

Wolfie, you’re a linguist. I’m very impressed     Well done 

When girls said you were good with your tongue, I thought they were talking cunnilingus. 

Now I get what they really meant.

OM

wrong its flwyddyn newydd dda not hapus

[Marmalade]

piss off

I think James is congratulating you for surviving another year.

[WelshElise]

pobl sexy blwyddyn hapus newydd x

bobol rhywyol flwyddyn newydd hapus you write the words backwards in welsh happy new year babe to your 2 fur babies too xxx my only resolution duo with er some time next year xxxx dont tel vw though haha 

[WelshElise]

Have a good one   

ill turn you fluffy soon sending you my love xxx

[WelshElise]

Happy new year all, on the Guinness ! So nothing will make no sence in about 50 minute, and my bed is not a taxi ride away ? It’s up stairs , 

im anoyed the pub has no rajoa left or malbec

[SeekingtheTruth]

Good effort with the Welsh pronounciation 

However I think it's mean to be 'Flwyddyn newydd hapus ydych chi'n bobl sexy'.  But well done for trying. x

Put the translation app away, will you never learn?

[STAR-LORD]

wrong its flwyddyn newydd dda not hapus

Well I was close.  But thank you kindly for correcting me. Accepting criticism isn't my strong point. 

[STAR-LORD]

Put the translation app away, will you never learn?

Well I grabbed a better one! It was closer to the mark!!

[WelshElise]

Translated............

I'm announcing my retirement (again) 

happy new year james xx

[SeekingtheTruth]

Well I grabbed a better one! It was closer to the mark!!

They all suck, use it to get an understanding of what others have said but using them to put things on a forum is always going to end in fail. 

They are not programmed to allow for grammatical use and word mutations.

Happy new year all.

[np500]

Family round, I’m in the bog right now , only time I can get on here ! Have a good one guys 

[Marmalade]

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[STAR-LORD]

They all suck, use it to get an understanding of what others have said but using them to put things on a forum is always going to end in fail. 

They are not programmed to allow for grammatical use and word mutations.

Happy new year all.

And a happy new year to you too! 

[STAR-LORD]

Family round, I’m in the bog right now , only time I can get on here ! Have a good one guys 

FFS! 

[playpal69]

im anoyed the pub has no rajoa left or malbec

Did you mean Rioja cariad bach? Or just any red will do 😉

[mrdiamond77]

Family round, I’m in the bog right now , only time I can get on here ! Have a good one guys 

When you gotta go you gotta go.  Happy New Year Red.      

[STAR-LORD]

Happy new year to you buggers! It's been emotional.   

[np500]

When you gotta go you gotta go.  Happy New Year Red.      

I did , just kicked um all out , thay drank all my Guinness and black fruits cider !  got none left for barbecue ‘s in the summer now ffs ,  never mind , back at you mr D , have a good one, no doubt you will going by your list 

[mrdiamond77]

I did , just kicked um all out , thay drank all my Guinness and black fruits cider !  got none left for barbecue ‘s in the summer now ffs ,  never mind , back at you mr D , have a good one, no doubt you will going by your list 

Thanks Red.  Not sure that I am going to be able to complete that list but I will give it a go.   

[BoobyNewbie]

Happy New Year, you reprobates 

[dumbarton]

happy new year
everyone.

[np500]

Thanks Red.  Not sure that I am going to be able to complete that list but I will give it a go.   

See how many retire before you get to them ? Happens to me all the time ! Bedtime  .

[Mil 34]

Happy new year everyone

[OMellors]

znd to you my fellow joanna lumley fan hope u like audrey hepburn too shes my idol xx

       

OM

[iverthickone]

Now we have penetrated 2018, lets hope we all have a fucking good time, and blow the consequences.  Whatever we were hard up in the last year, lets cock it up even more this year! Come on, and shoot for the stars!

Have a great 2018 secret shagging sect.

[OMellors]

Come on, and shoot for the stars!

Have a great 2018 secret shagging sect.

Hang on Iver.

I haven’t shot to the top of the curtains yet.   Give the rest of us a chance to catch up

OM

[np500]

Have a great year iver, but for most on here it’s the consequences that hold us back, don’t fancy living in a flat Roma’s would turn there nose up at ! But have fun 

[mrdiamond77]

See how many retire before you get to them ? Happens to me all the time ! Bedtime  .

I know, bound to happen to me.  Glad Scarlett Jo made a comeback as I missed her first time around.  Think Anna Cherry is relocating to London soon so have to get to see her before she leaves.

[Steelworker]

Now we have penetrated 2018, lets hope we all have a fucking good time, and blow the consequences.  Whatever we were hard up in the last year, lets cock it up even more this year! Come on, and shoot for the stars!

Have a great 2018 secret shagging sect.

 

[Steelworker]

I know, bound to happen to me.  Glad Scarlett Jo made a comeback as I missed her first time around.  Think Anna Cherry is relocating to London soon so have to get to see her before she leaves.

I’m also pleased to have seen SJ twice. I really enjoyed Anna Cherry so will try to see her if I can before she leaves.