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Offline last_days_of_logan

sunny are you just posting random girls you have seen or the ones that have given you a good service too

there are quite a few that have given horrific services in your list LOL

Offline sunnyj

sunny are you just posting random girls you have seen or the ones that have given you a good service too

there are quite a few that have given horrific services in your list LOL
Only pics in this post are based on service
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=278379.msg2878027#msg2878027
Rest of the pics are not based on service and there are few horrific service providers in them.  :hi:

Offline Mr Carlton

Yes, that's her Mr Carlton. I assumed she left the scene back in 2018. Only to realise a few months ago that she just changed her name and profile. From her photos, it looks like she's had a bit of work done. Her lips look bigger!

She might be my first punt when all this is over

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Offline VladtheImpaleHer

« Last Edit: June 17, 2020, 10:26:26 am by VladtheImpaleHer »

Offline sunnyj

Provides a fantastic service as well. Highly recommended
Did you meet her in the last 6 months? If yes, do post a review.

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TALLEST GIRL: Amazon Cinthia  6'8"
How was she? She was on my list for ages for both the height and the boobs. Facially she didn't really do it for me, and it looked like there was something strange going on with her nipples. I didn't get around to making a booking before she called it a day. I always wonder what I missed out on.

Offline Mr Carlton

Did you meet her in the last 6 months? If yes, do post a review.


I last saw her more than 6 months ago but I will defo be reviewing after my next visit

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

How was she? She was on my list for ages for both the height and the boobs. Facially she didn't really do it for me, and it looked like there was something strange going on with her nipples. I didn't get around to making a booking before she called it a day. I always wonder what I missed out on.
Honestly, you didn't miss out! I only mentioned her on here because she is the tallest girl I've been with. But she short changed me with time. Half hour of an hour punt! She also told me she liked being pounded. I was a bit naïve and realised she only said this so I would cum quicker! She had lots of scarring from her boob job.

Offline Rick2468

I like your taste in escorts Vlad. I rate Platinum Cindy, AngelicaJade and Anna Divine amongst my best punts and had a good time with EnglishGirl1234. I will see Cindy again hopefully, maybe AngelinaJade but her price has gone up since I saw her. Really wanted to see BrunaHotStuff and tried to book her once a couple of reviews were posted but her phone seemed to be disconnected. Then she posted a new number but price had gone up from £100 (if memory serves) to £150 which I still think was good value considering her looks and unique figure but I thought why should I pay £150 for someone who I could have met for £100 just a month ago. Then she went up to £200 and then disappeared. Kicking myself on that one.

Offline Rick2468

How was she? She was on my list for ages for both the height and the boobs. Facially she didn't really do it for me, and it looked like there was something strange going on with her nipples. I didn't get around to making a booking before she called it a day. I always wonder what I missed out on.

I called Cinthia to make a booking but I remember being put off by her voice. It wasn't that she sounded manly she just sounded a bit rough so I cut off the call.

Offline tobyk1

My top bubble butt WGs

Latina_Stefany
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Kelly_brazilian26
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Madamstorm
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Any info if these are still about ?  :hi:

Thx for the post, Vlad!
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Offline sunnyj

Any info if these are still about ?  :hi:

Thx for the post, Vlad!
AFAIK,none of these WGs have active profile in UK. I will flag it here if any one of them is back with new profile.  :hi:

Offline sunnyj

Kelly_brazilian26 profile is still active but it looks like it got swapped.
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Offline sunnyj

Last time when I met Stefany she told she will be back to London for another visit.  Maybe the current situation has disrupted her plans.  :unknown:
She got a friend in London who helps her with her stay and other stuffs. So I am hopeful that she will be back at some point if things go back to normal.  :)


Offline sunnyj

I booked Madamstorm as she looked like pornstar Megan Rain.  :D
Good value at £80/h, she sucked and let me fuck her nicely but not much enthusiasm.
Her reviews
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=18909

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Offline Rick2468

Been sat like a lemon for past 2 hours waiting for a piece of work that I need to review so thought I would add my own awards. Gone for one per category as I haven't punted loads but I have added 2 in some categories where I felt someone deserved an honourable mention.

BEST NATURAL BIG TITS:
Can't remember her name but I have attached a photo. A lovely VFM woman based on Greatorex Street from around 2013. Very slim and huge knockers.
english_girl1234 https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=175811.0
Anna_Divine (can't find link)

BEST FAKE BIG TITS:
Platinum Cindy

BEST FEET:
Not something I notice but I remember Sexy Jenny 69 had ridiculously high heels (even by stripper standards) which really got me in the mood so I will mention her in this category. I had a great time with her she was raunchy as hell. I have now read that she has advertised bareback which I did not know about at the time of the meet. External Link/Members Only

BEST NATURAL BUMS:
Twisted Tinkerbell (was Teen Jenna). Seriously hot body overall and an awesome bum. Only £90 for the hour when I saw her. External Link/Members Only

BEST FAKE BUMS:
Angelina Jade. I remember being unsure if she had a bum enhancement when I saw her but it looks even bigger now. Can't think of anyone else I've seen with a fake butt so will mention this as I had a suspicion she might have had a bum job. Another all round good time. External Link/Members Only
Edit: Going to mention a couple more here who I overlooked originally:
Bia_Petite. She was only wearing a thong and heels when I showed up which I don't like as it suggests the last punter only left 5 minutes before but after walking in she turned around to talk to me so I could see her figure side on and just remember her tanned boobs looking epic. another great punt: External Link/Members Only
Girlfriend_Dior. Blonde fake bimbo look. Was only £100 for the hour when I saw her External Link/Members Only
Pornstar_Sophie (can't find an active link). Another bimbo look. Hardly any english but she knew what I was after so she sucked and fucked until it was time for me to go. Very wild in cowgirl. I recall her profile was involved in some B&S meets with other members but thankfully didn't happen to me.


BEST KISSERS:
Shaniqa_22. No current link and she wasn't around for long. She wasn't amazingly attractive but the meet felt so natural it was like I was with a girlfriend. Kissing was great and a good all round meet. It was over 30 degrees on the day I saw her so it ended up being a real workout.

BEST SQUIRTERS:
Glam_BBW. Again no active link. Outcall around mine which she overstayed her time. Partway through the punt she asked me to lick her out and mentioned she would add time at the end to make up for it which made me feel like she had the hots for me (even though it was more likely just a trick on her part).

BEST FEMALE ORGASMS:
Hmm unsure, I don't really notice this during punts. I would say Kinky Kristina as she was really reacting when we were getting to the end of our shagging and seemed to naturally enjoy it. I hope she was anyway! External Link/Members Only

BEST LEGS:
Sexy Jenny 69 again. She has long legs anyway but her ridiculously towering heels made them look even better. External Link/Members Only

BEST BLOWJOBS:
Chelsea2012. She deepthroated me which I've had a few times before but she really hit the spot. This was a 30 minute meet and a one pop visit so the whole thing was over in 15 mins. I don't think she expected me to cum so soon and did say next time to let her know when I was about to cum so she could hold back otherwise we would be finished too quickly so I don't think she was necessarilty just trying to get rid of me. External Link/Members Only

BEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCES:
Tough to pick one. I would say Glam_BBW, Twisted Tinkerbell or Shaniqa22 who I have all mentioned above just because they felt most like girlfriend experiences. In fact Glam_BBW asked me if I wanted to go for a drink a couple of times shortly after our meet. I never met her as I was suspicious she was just trying to rip me off somehow and I had just got over a heartbreak following a breakup with a previous girlfriend so I was super cautious.


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« Last Edit: June 29, 2020, 04:06:35 pm by Rick2468 »

Offline sunnyj

Romanian girls are some of the most stunning girls I have seen. I love the jet black hair look in girls. It's just a shame a lot of them deliver a bad service. But I have also met some good ones. The last really bad experience I had with a SP was in 2017, with the girl in your photo at the bottom on the right. I can't remember her name but she worked near Hounslow Central station. Gorgeous looking with that dark mysterious look. I paid for 1 hour and was out in 35 minutes. I was giving her RO and she spent the whole time texting other clients! :dash: :angry:

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Back with new profile and one to be avoided.
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Offline VladtheImpaleHer


Well done for finding her new profile sunnyj! Definitely avoid this one at all costs! :thumbsdown:



Offline Steve2

Shame about the Marmite attitude apparently

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Shame about the Marmite attitude apparently
Honestly, some times I saw her, the GFE felt very real in the bad sense of the word! It was like seeing a girlfriend or wife while she was in a pissed off mood!! It was like, hello, I am paying for this experience remember!! FFS!! :dash:

Offline penisilin

It's about time we revise these nominees

Offline TallnHung

Fucking hell Vlad we have such similar tastes.
Great selection.

Should do a 2021 version so we can all compare ;)

Offline Charlesinlondon1000

Fucking hell Vlad we have such similar tastes.
Great selection.

Should do a 2021 version so we can all compare ;)

Totally agree mate!
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Offline laurenb

Platinum Cindy is definitely one of the best blowjobs ! I totally agree .
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Offline VladtheImpaleHer

I thought i'd just add a few more girls to my awards list that I've seen for the first time since I started this thread.

BEST EXPERIENCES:

Ellie Rose

I've seen her a few times now. This girl delivers a platinum GFE.

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Offline sunnyj

One of the top SPs in this region.  :thumbsup:

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

BEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE & BEST NATURAL BIG TITS:

Kasia aka Horny Slutty Girl

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A beautiful girl with a banging body! And those tits!! Big and firm! Amazing!!;)))
« Last Edit: June 24, 2021, 10:01:48 am by VladtheImpaleHer »

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

I've mentioned this girl in this thread already but I feel she deserves another mention.

BEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE:

Indian Nahdia

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She is petite, naughty, beautiful, so sexy and is great in bed! Definitely one of my favourite sexual experiences!

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« Last Edit: June 24, 2021, 10:14:42 am by VladtheImpaleHer »


Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Just wanted to make a correction after seeing this girl a few times since. Natalie aka Dirty Cum Whore has a REAL ass and NOT fake. It's beautiful!! Apologies for this mistake!! :hi:

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Offline tantric talents

BEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE & BEST NATURAL BIG TITS:

Kasia aka Horny Slutty Girl

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A beautiful girl with a banging body! And those tits!! Big and firm! Amazing!!;)))

I have tried so many times in the past to call this girl and she has just never picked up!
Oh well one day  :unknown:

Offline BillGoldberg

Just wanted to make a correction after seeing this girl a few times since. Natalie aka Dirty Cum Whore has a REAL ass and NOT fake. It's beautiful!! Apologies for this mistake!! :hi:

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"Cum loving"
"Dirty cum whore"
"I love spunk!"

No facials
No swallow
No CIM

Errr, yeah OK  :dash:
« Last Edit: October 10, 2021, 01:03:23 am by BillGoldberg »


Offline tantric talents

She's still working in other countries and these pics are taken from her public escorting profile. Adding them for your nostalgic posterity  ;)

Link to that public profile please sunnyJ  :hi:

Offline PapaSmurf

Platinum Cindy.....amazing sexperience! :P :cool:

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Wow didn't know she was still around. literally one of the first profiles I saw on AW. I'll have to book her at some point.




Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Nicola seems active on AW but isn't reply to comms. :(
I'll try later.
I'm adding 3 more latinas that I've seen since;

Busty Dee, Tayla Brazil and Julie Lima. All 3 girls have also got gorgeous fake boobs and lovely bums!!

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« Last Edit: November 10, 2021, 08:47:27 pm by VladtheImpaleHer »

Offline tantric talents

:hi:
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Thanks sunnyJ
Looks like she may have put on a few pounds on during cockdown?
(Now why does my phone keep doing that :unknown:)
« Last Edit: November 11, 2021, 10:09:42 am by tantric talents »

Offline sunnyj

Sunnyj, you legend! Thanks for the photos! Angelica was an absolute beauty and a great sexual experience!
Just a random guy with some free time.  :)
I met her and Brunahotstuff, just few days apart in the same room and both are very good service providers.  :hi:

Offline sunnyj

Thanks sunnyJ
Looks like she may have put on a few pounds on during cockdown?
(Now why does my phone keep doing that :unknown:)
:D

Offline TallnHung

I'm adding 3 more latinas that I've seen since;

Busty Dee, Tayla Brazil and Julie Lima. All 3 girls have also got gorgeous fake boobs and lovely bums!!

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Julie Lima had the best tits I've ever had and is really up for it too.
Reviewed here here and gagging to see her again :)

Offline kidpoontang

BEST NATURAL BIG TITS

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Which girl is this, the links that following don't seem to include her?

Offline Rick2468

Wow didn't know she was still around. literally one of the first profiles I saw on AW. I'll have to book her at some point.

Platinum Cindy was definitely one of my best punts but was back in 2014 I think. I like her bimbo look and the service was great. The thing I remember from the meet was her kissing and flicking her tongue on my neck which really hot the spot. Strange that it was the thing I remember over the blowjob and sex haha. She seems to always be booked and been at it for years so must have made her fortune.

She looks good in her profile photos. I have some leave coming up with no plans so might book her of she is around that week. Two girls is still on my bucket list so might enquire if it is available.

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

« Last Edit: August 24, 2023, 02:35:42 pm by VladtheImpaleHer »